robear 12 points 2 days ago

When I'm out in the woods at night I do have to remind myself I'm probably the most dangerous thing in them to keep the spookies at bay.

Apart from the bears. And the the skinwalkers.

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egrets 7 points 2 days ago

And the raccoons. Never underestimate a raccoon, they're a deft hand with a switchblade.

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Riverview_Legal 3 points 2 days ago

I recently went camping at a provincial park. About 4 am in the morning, I heard something walking through the bush. Realized it was a raccoon. When I got up to go to washroom, I turned on my head lamp which caused the raccoon to walk away. That raccoon was a chonkers.

When I got back from the washroom, I caught the same raccoon standing over a bunch of juice boxes. Got into a staring contest with the raccoon with me thinking "Seriously? We're doing this right now?" The raccoon that waddled away/ If that raccoon could talk, I am pretty sure it would try to gas light me.

I always thought reincarnating as a well loved house cat would be awesome. Now, I am thinking coming back as a provincial park raccoon wouldn't be so bad.

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southsamurai 2 points 2 days ago

They like Wayne Brady, they'll cut a bitch

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enchanted 12 points 2 days ago

Then all the other creatures just become your weird, annoying neighbors.

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expatriado 7 points 2 days ago

there is always bigger fish tho