About 20 years ago I bought some and then read the directions. It said I had to plan ahead before deciding to eat dairy. I think it required taking an hour before. Given that my reaction is normally tolerable and I cannot be so unspotaneous, I gave up on that idea right away.

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ickplant 2 points 8 hours ago

The ones you buy now, you take with the first bite of dairy. I use Lactajoy, they work great and don’t let me down. The problem I have is remembering to take them or to even check if something not obvious contains dairy. But when I remember, no problems whatsoever.

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Blackfeathr 13 points 16 hours ago

I can't eat a whole slice of cheesecake without quite a bit of suffering, but I can eat half a slice and save the other half to eat the next day, and be fine.

Lactose intolerance will not take cheesecake away from me.

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hperrin 12 points 18 hours ago

I’m allergic to milk, so similar thing, but:

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aceshigh 11 points 18 hours ago

At least you figured out what causes your issue. I still haven’t figured out mine. I pretty much eat the same thing and I’m mostly good but sometimes I’m not.

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Gullible 7 points 18 hours ago

Might be histamine intolerance. Try eating fresher food for a few weeks to check

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Drusas 3 points 14 hours ago

It's not just about freshness, though. Some foods simply contain or release more histamine than others (red wine, shellfish, fermented foods, etc).

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Gullible 1 point 9 hours ago

I mean, they say their diet is unchanging. It's already a controlled variable as a result.

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zaphod 3 points 15 hours ago

Time to get a coloscopy.

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TrickDacy 1 point 13 hours ago

This message brought to you by Big Gastroenterology

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ickplant 1 point 8 hours ago

For real, I don’t mean to scare anyone but that could be a sign of colorectal cancer. Better safe than sorry.

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Grail 5 points 11 hours ago

This is the cow taking its revenge for all the rape

cow rape

After a cow gives birth, it only keeps producing milk if it's continuously milked. But this is bad for the cow, so most dairy farms give each cow 2 months off per year. To make sure the cow resumes milk production after the break, they have the cow give birth at the end of that 2 month period. This involves taking a big syringe full of bull semes, pushing it up a cow's vagina, and the farmer squirting his sticky load into her. Needless to say, this practice requires states to make an exception in their bestiality laws.

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HertzDentalBar 2 points 11 hours ago

Yea, but the rape makes the milk taste better.

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Grail 2 points 11 hours ago

Sure thing, Homelander

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HertzDentalBar 2 points 10 hours ago

I wish I got the reference here, I don't watch content that casts a shadow.

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theuniqueone 4 points 18 hours ago

So just stop? Especially for the poor exploited cows.

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Gullible -5 points 17 hours ago

Dairy is currently free game imo. So much dairy is produced in the breeding of new generations of cows that much of it needs to be creatively disposed of. If you want to affect cows, just focus on cheap meat and ending meat subsidies. Without subsidies, consumption will drop. No one's willing to pay full price for beef, so demand inherently shrinks.

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theuniqueone 8 points 17 hours ago

Or you know stop killing innocent beings and stop animal exploitation.

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Gullible -4 points 17 hours ago

stop killing innocent beings

Indulge me for a second. You're talking about an extinction event on the same scale as the Yucatán. Are you genuinely for the complete cessation of meat consumption?

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skidicarus 4 points 17 hours ago

When there are alternatives, yes. For most people in the Western world they have alternatives.

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theuniqueone 1 point 16 hours ago

Yes.

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lokalhorst 3 points 16 hours ago

I remember a girl in school who said we need to eat all the pigs because where should they all live in this world

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Drusas 1 point 14 hours ago

To be fair, pigs get scary dangerous when they're feral.

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GonzoAtBarstow 1 point 11 hours ago

rumor has it they're really lean and make awesome bacon

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Gullible 1 point 9 hours ago

Send some mandatory bacon my way

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Drusas 4 points 14 hours ago

My friend showing up to my cheesesteak party without first informing me of his lactose intolerance.

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itsjustachairmary 4 points 14 hours ago

I always say that for me, consuming dairy is a sin, and its punishment is severe and instant.

Edit; I fear no gods though. Only my guts.

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OriginEnergySux 3 points 14 hours ago

This is me this morning after my wife made mashed potato for dinner. Ive had barely any carbs in months and then this morning it was like a solid log coming out requiring a midway flush so the work toilet wouldnt clog, then followed by soft post-shit clenching to tighten my anus back up

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Riverview_Legal 2 points 12 hours ago

Sounds like you needed a poop knife.

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Malica 3 points 17 hours ago

This will be me when it finally gets me, I can't kick the dairy.

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MutantTailThing 2 points 9 hours ago

My problem is I rarely drink milk but when I do I instantly chug half a liter and gastric ragnarok ensues.

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Forester 2 points 13 hours ago

If you triple commit for two weeks your body will adjust and start to digest lactose.

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rockerface 3 points 10 hours ago

Or you will die of dehydration. Either way it won't bother you any more.

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crystalmathadept 2 points 13 hours ago

They make medicine you can take before you eat dairy, ya dingus!

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TrickDacy 4 points 13 hours ago

Which requires a level of planning I've never possessed when it comes to meals.

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crystalmathadept 1 point 12 hours ago

Honestly I’d probably do the same. I’m a dingus too

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Cosmonauticus 3 points 13 hours ago

Shitting is free

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crystalmathadept 1 point 12 hours ago

Free for now.

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Cosmonauticus 1 point 11 hours ago

Instant flushing and heated toilet seats are now a part of our subscription plan

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candyman337 2 points 13 hours ago

Posting with shit in the toilet

FTFY

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LavaPlanet 1 point 13 hours ago

Apparently lemon juice is supposed to help, it has the enzyme you're missing to help break down the lactose, I have no idea, I haven't tried it, nor researched it, I may be sending you on a wild goose chase, or a wild poop chase, as the case may be...

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OberonSwanson 3 points 10 hours ago

Lemon juice does not contain lactase. Its main active components are citric acid and other organic compounds, along with vitamin C. Acidity is not a substitute for the missing lactase enzyme.

Sure, lemon juice's acidity can curdle milk, but curdling is not the same as breaking lactose down into sugars your body can absorb. So this is an old wives tale.

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sam 1 point 4 hours ago

Lactaid 🤤 The macros go crazy

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