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late bloomers
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My briefs aren’t brief. They’re protracteds
Transcript:
Comic strip!
Panel 1
A woman in a furry coat, let's call her Woman 1, is speaking.
Woman 1 - we can try again at sex but you have to be coolPanel 2
We see Woman 1 is talking to Woman 2. That's not Woman 2's real name, but 'Woman 1' is the first woman's name.
Woman 2- Definitely, definitely- I just panicked last time.
Woman 1- I knowPanel 3
Woman 2- I mean, I did go fetch all the furniture I threw out into the street
Woman 1- Thanks for that. Won't happen this time though, right?Panel 4
Close-up on Woman 2
Woman 2- Nono- I just couldn't cope with how hot you were in those little pants. Had to channel the confusion.Panel 5
Woman 1- So I'll be wearing REALLY UNSEXY UNDERWEAR this timePanel 6
Woman 1 parts the robe to reveal a flower-covered top and bloomers.Panel 7
Close-up on Woman 2. She blushes and shouts
Woman 2- Oh my goddddd. That's ecxactly what I'm intooooPanel 8
Furniture piles up in the street.
Inside the house, Woman 2 runs about, arms raised.
Woman 1 looks out, still.
Woman 10 I really should have checked first.
Me when girls
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