What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat

3 hours ago by OriginEnergySux to c/lemmyshitpost

OldSageRick 41 points 3 hours ago

That chicken is so white it tried to colonize

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Miller 5 points 3 hours ago

That chicken is so white it dragged the whole world out of the Middle Ages and invented racism and concentration camps.

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Pomal 26 points 3 hours ago

Two chicken died for that sin against tastebuds

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garbagebagel 15 points 3 hours ago

THAT'S CHICKEN???

I thought it was fucking whipped cream or mayo wtf

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ignotum 11 points 3 hours ago

Bleach-marinated chicken

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Pomal 2 points 3 hours ago

Edit: deplatform those assholes

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Pomal 3 points 3 hours ago

About as alabaster as their skin

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deadbeef79000 10 points 2 hours ago

It's a remarkably effective argument for vegetarianism.

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Pomal 2 points 2 hours ago

🫰🫰🫰

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deadbeef79000 2 points 2 hours ago

If I'm reading that right (which obviously I'm not), you'd "love to buy a tiny violin?"

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Pomal 2 points 2 hours ago

😂😂😂 nah that was actual snaps lmao

Edit: shade is reserved for memes/gifs

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Dagobah 21 points an hour ago

Ed Sheeran fan here. That chicken looks a bit too spicy for me, can I substitute for uncooked tofu please?

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Thatuserguy 12 points 24 minutes ago

A real Ed Sheeran fan wouldn't voice his opinion...

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Valthorn 14 points 3 hours ago

Two thirds of a Gym Bro Special

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ms_lane 7 points 3 hours ago

rice

gym gurl special

You know much carbs that is?!?

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OwOarchist 2 points 2 hours ago

When you're actually working out a lot, you need carbs ... especially starchy, long-lasting, slow-absorbing carbs like rice.

And not just to have energy to burn during your workout, either. Rebuilding muscle requires protein to supply the building blocks, yes, but it also requires energy to assemble those building blocks together. Carbs are the healthiest, most efficient way to supply that energy.

A diet tuned for a rigorous workout regimen needs both protein and carbs.


Edit: and before anybody takes this the wrong way. No, your 30 minutes per week 'jogging' on a treadmill does not count as a 'rigorous workout regimen', and three donuts washed down by an XL caramel latte is way too much carbs, and not the best kind of carbs. This is only for people working out intensely, as in athletic training. It's also with the assumption that you're mainly working for muscle gain, not weight loss.

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NatakuNox 13 points 3 hours ago

Literally the food I give my pup when her stomach is upset.

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bl4ckp1xx13 9 points 2 hours ago

As a Swiftie, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

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sas 7 points 3 hours ago

Wtf is this

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Varesti 6 points 2 hours ago

AI slop? Probably.

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Treczoks 1 point 5 minutes ago

Hopefully. If it wasn't, some person wasted two chickens' life.

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9point6 6 points 3 hours ago

It took me a long time to even register that as food

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Kolanaki 6 points 3 hours ago

This reminded me of a Ghoosebumps story that ends with a kid eating nothing but purely white foods.

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xtr0n 5 points 3 hours ago

Years ago I met someone on a “no white foods” diet. I think it was somw kind of carb cutting measure, so no pasta, rice or potatoes. Only ever met one person who ever mentioned it.

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OwOarchist 5 points 2 hours ago

so no pasta, rice or potatoes.

You underestimate my potato power.

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gigastasio 1 point 4 minutes ago

Mfs over here eating geodes.

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YiddishMcSquidish 3 points 8 minutes ago

Just started dating one, she tells me she doesn't like onion. Like what? You eat onion in so much shit without realizing it! How do you not like onion‽

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gollumsfish 1 point an hour ago

I was at the Eras Tour and the concert was the best experience I’ve ever had, even better than Rammstein.

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EatMyPixelDust 3 points an hour ago

Why do you feel it was the best experience?

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