That chicken is so white it dragged the whole world out of the Middle Ages and invented racism and concentration camps.
What I Imagine Taylor Swift Fans Eat
3 hours ago by OriginEnergySux to c/lemmyshitpost
THAT'S CHICKEN???
I thought it was fucking whipped cream or mayo wtf
It's a remarkably effective argument for vegetarianism.
If I'm reading that right (which obviously I'm not), you'd "love to buy a tiny violin?"
A real Ed Sheeran fan wouldn't voice his opinion...
When you're actually working out a lot, you need carbs ... especially starchy, long-lasting, slow-absorbing carbs like rice.
And not just to have energy to burn during your workout, either. Rebuilding muscle requires protein to supply the building blocks, yes, but it also requires energy to assemble those building blocks together. Carbs are the healthiest, most efficient way to supply that energy.
A diet tuned for a rigorous workout regimen needs both protein and carbs.
Edit: and before anybody takes this the wrong way. No, your 30 minutes per week 'jogging' on a treadmill does not count as a 'rigorous workout regimen', and three donuts washed down by an XL caramel latte is way too much carbs, and not the best kind of carbs. This is only for people working out intensely, as in athletic training. It's also with the assumption that you're mainly working for muscle gain, not weight loss.
As a Swiftie, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
so no pasta, rice or potatoes.
You underestimate my potato power.

Mfs over here eating geodes.
Just started dating one, she tells me she doesn't like onion. Like what? You eat onion in so much shit without realizing it! How do you not like onion‽
I was at the Eras Tour and the concert was the best experience I’ve ever had, even better than Rammstein.
Why do you feel it was the best experience?
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