Someone should really do something about that

3 days ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/lemmyshitpost

TrackenDaKracken 31 points 3 days ago

Missed me!

Uh, how often does it do this. Just the one time?

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The_Picard_Maneuver 27 points 3 days ago

Every time someone uses this template, I'm afraid.

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X 1 point 2 days ago

1 person, per state, per microsecond.

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Rhynoplaz 20 points 3 days ago

I should be safe, I'm close to a border, and it seems to prefer the middle of the state.

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SourDragon 1 point 2 days ago

Lucky. Half of my tiny ass town got flattened by that thing

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ceenote 15 points 3 days ago

It's kind of jumping to conclusions to call it evil. We can't tell who it's stabbing.

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db2 11 points 3 days ago

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LoreSoong 8 points 2 days ago

You gotta eat the stars that apear when he does his lightning attack then shoot them back at him when he tries to stab you

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SourDragon 4 points 2 days ago

A flood of Happy Brain Sauce™ overcame me with the sight of that image. Such nostalgia

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CIA_chatbot 7 points 3 days ago

It missed all of Idaho! I know we are the Texas of the north, but we deserve a stabbing too!

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this 7 points 2 days ago

Ow

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aeronmelon 6 points 3 days ago

I didn’t realize Mexico was a state.

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_stranger_ 8 points 3 days ago

It has states, if that helps

on second glance, it looks like it's stabbing a cropped-out Hawaii.

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ViperActual 5 points 2 days ago

Sweet, this thing missed me! It doesn't do it often does it? And how hard does it stab? Is it like a slight prod? Or does it draw blood? Or is it fatal even?

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aviationeast 5 points 2 days ago

That explains my shoulder pain....

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yumpsuit 4 points 2 days ago

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badbytes 4 points 3 days ago

Canada, stop touching me ;)

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CubitOom 3 points 3 days ago

The cloud is just someone else's knife

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schnapsman 3 points 3 days ago

Make it two clouds and they represent deaths caused by car dependency, about 2 ppl per state per day.

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ncc74656 2 points 3 days ago

Does it accept requests?

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I_like_to_smell_it 2 points 3 days ago

Does it count the district of columbia?

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rhinestones 1 point 16 hours ago
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