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3 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/lemmyshitpost

MyDearWatson616 30 points 3 years ago

Everyone knows that when you get ace king suited, the flop is going to be low cards of a different suit. That's why you always fold every hand except for deuce 7 off suit. That's the only real winner.

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xtr0n 6 points 3 years ago

πŸ“ 

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Wilzax 22 points 3 years ago

But 90% of Gamblers quit right before they hit it big!

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The_Picard_Maneuver 5 points 3 years ago

You don't want to stop when you're overdue to win, and you also don't want to end on a hot streak... so I guess you have to keep going.

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xusontha 19 points 3 years ago

Why would she divorce you? You're WINNING

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shootwhatsmyname 6 points 3 years ago

wrinkly hands

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cheery_coffee 3 points 3 years ago
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shootwhatsmyname 1 point 3 years ago

you’re hired

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Spliffman1 5 points 3 years ago
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xusontha 3 points 3 years ago

Ah, economics

That makes sense

Rule of Acquisition #6: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity

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theodewere 2 points 3 years ago

it's like Bear Claw said to Jeremiah Johnson: "i never could find no tracks on a woman's heart"

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son_named_bort 10 points 3 years ago

Oh yeah, I'll start my own marriage! With Blackjack. And hookers. Eh, screw the whole thing.

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TheWoozy 8 points 3 years ago

Typical millenial humor

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can 7 points 3 years ago

oh no

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768 1 point 3 years ago

The joke is about the cards and not their letters, right?

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Ajen 1 point 3 years ago
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