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3 years ago by Console_Modder to c/memes

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CaptDust 42 points 3 years ago

Shake before the squeeze

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DontRedditMyLemmy 4 points 3 years ago

Pop lid, squeeze before closing lid, then shake. Ensures that pressure won't build up as ketchup warms.

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ImplyingImplications 35 points 3 years ago

Ah, the ketchup precum...

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FUCKRedditMods 22 points 3 years ago

Can you imagine if dicks farted like that when cum was coming out?

I’m actually laughing out loud picturing this and i’m not gonna explain why to my coworkers

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variants 9 points 3 years ago

When you get old and you just get a cough of dry dusty's

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flubba86 4 points 3 years ago

It puffs out in a cloud, like talc.

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expatriado 10 points 3 years ago

i more of a yellow mustard person, but same issue, first squirt goes to the sink

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Lynxtickler 12 points 3 years ago

Shake it first ffs

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expatriado 3 points 3 years ago

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JTheDoc 2 points 3 years ago

Lower water activity reduces bacteria.

Not sure about flavour/texture however.

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Gradually_Adjusting 4 points 3 years ago

Time to make my own ketchup. With dried chilis, and MSG.

Edit: I did, and it's fabulous

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JTheDoc 2 points 3 years ago

Good choice.

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Rally 4 points 3 years ago

We call is pre-ketchup in our family

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Stretch2m 4 points 3 years ago

Thanks. I hate it.

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