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Who would win?

3 years ago by ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI to c/196

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superduperenigma 37 points 3 years ago

Gandalf the Gary

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Bananigans 9 points 3 years ago

My mental image is now a snail wizard who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

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superduperenigma 18 points 3 years ago

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Assman 8 points 3 years ago

Gary? Yes, that is what they used to call me.

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AAA 21 points 3 years ago

Dark Gary doesn't seem to care. Light Gary however seems to be looking out for you.

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Hyggyldy 8 points 3 years ago

Dark Gary does have a bit of a honey badger vibe.

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CileTheSane 17 points 3 years ago

There are two Garys inside you.

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ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI 7 points 3 years ago

Tell them to Funk off I didn't consent to this wtf

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Th4tGuyII 14 points 3 years ago

Inside you there are two wolves, and they're both Gary

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Dr_Fetus_Jackson 14 points 3 years ago

A Gary divided against himself cannot stand.

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Smorty 13 points 3 years ago

Dark Gary seems to know what he is doing. My bets are on dark Gary

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rmuk 5 points 3 years ago

Dark Gary hasn't spotted us yet. Light Gary has.

Or... maybe Dark Gary has spotted us and isn't letting on... fuuuuck...

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MooseLad 4 points 3 years ago

Dark Gary knows. You can just tell.

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nieceandtows 12 points 3 years ago

Dark Gary seems to have that dog in him

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NewAgeOldPerson 5 points 3 years ago

Unlike light Gary, who's in the dog

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nieceandtows 3 points 3 years ago

Holup

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DeathWearsANecktie 9 points 3 years ago

A true battle of good Vs evil

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bstix 9 points 3 years ago

Light Gary.

Both are equally strong, but when they're gasping for their last breath, Light Gary has more friends to come save him. It is only statistically though. Something like 53/52. The difference being someone's great grandmother not thinking much of Dark Gary generel appearance.

Once again Light Gary is saved by decades old fashion advice.

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Kolanaki 8 points 3 years ago

Oak, Gary

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Franzia 7 points 3 years ago

The light is forever. The darkness is just for a moment.

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complacent_jerboa 11 points 3 years ago

I mean, speaking literally, it is sadly the reverse

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Franzia 1 point 3 years ago

I'm talking about light, here. Light.

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irmoz 6 points 3 years ago

Light is emitted through energy

Entropy guarantees energy will one day run out

No matter how long light shines on a place, darkness is waiting to pounce as soon as the energy dies

The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed of darkness

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Franzia 2 points 3 years ago

Conservation of matter, the light just moves.

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ChicoSuave 1 point 3 years ago

Darkness knows that the Light is a candle burning away and patience will see the heat death of the universe wrapped in Darkness. The end will see no Light. Whatever remains will wander alone, forever in the Dark.

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FlyingSquid 6 points 3 years ago

There are two sides to every Gary.

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Jezebelley 6 points 3 years ago

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smuuthbrane 4 points 3 years ago

Gunmetal gary rules all.

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Cynicivity 5 points 3 years ago

Personally I prefer Charcoal Gary

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smuuthbrane 6 points 3 years ago

He's a solid guy for a cookout.

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RizzRustbolt 1 point 3 years ago

He ain't got nothing on Pumpkin Gary.

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x4740N 1 point 3 years ago

Didn't know you could purchase humans off of amazon /j

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maniclucky 5 points 3 years ago

Yeah, I thought that was Wayfair...

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Jumpinship 1 point 3 years ago

That's just the british spelling

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Here4CatPics 1 point 3 years ago

No matter who wins, we lose

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