Anon dodges the draft

3 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

morphballganon 37 points 3 years ago

But there is no draft.

I think they're actually just the average American 20-something male.

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knitwitt 5 points 3 years ago path: 0 5125725 5126019, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 7
morphballganon 47 points 3 years ago

So they are in Ukraine but have an American flag next to their username?

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Estiar 11 points 3 years ago

I mean, Anon may be American, but is definitely dodging the Ukrainian draft

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knitwitt 1 point 3 years ago

I've seen stranger things.

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Fuck_u_spez_ 6 points 3 years ago

Me too! I guess it's meant for a younger audience but I still liked it.

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FierroGamer 1 point 3 years ago

I'm not familiar with 4chan or whatever website that is, but if anonymous there means what I think it means, that flag is probably IP based which would make sense on a VPN.

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yeather 1 point 3 years ago

The flag is completely up to you. You can choose whatever flag you want.

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Hubi 27 points 3 years ago

This is surprisingly close to how my Great-Grandfather avoided getting drafted into the first World War. He stayed home for a week and only drank alcohol and smoked cigarettes non-stop. When he showed up to the draft office looking like a zombie they turned him away pretty much instantly. He was a pretty healthy dude aside from that.

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Melkath 24 points 3 years ago

Kid, take care of yourself.

If I didn't get drafted filing my selective service registration a week after 9/11, you have nothing to worry about.

Sounds like you might have an anxiety disorder you need addressed tho.

Edit: Fun Tik Tok trend.

Ask US men what they were thinking as they filled out that selective service post card.

Also, ask US women what they were thinking as they filled out their selective service post card.

If done right, shit going VIRAL.

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Gentoo1337 23 points 3 years ago

By "lately" he means 10 years

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Delphia 18 points 3 years ago

By "Invasion" he means the Falklands.

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magnetosphere 9 points 3 years ago

Obviously I’ve got virtually nothing to go on, but I’m going to guess that Anon is saying “avoiding the draft” when actually they’re unable/unwilling to admit that they’re depressed… or perhaps the possibility of depression hasn’t even occurred to them.

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ByroTriz 7 points 3 years ago

No way they draft a dead guy

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