Goals.

3 years ago by Flying Squid to c/lemmyshitpost

Cruxifux 111 points 3 years ago

I don’t give a fuck about being remembered. I just wanna enjoy my time while I’m here.

So far, it’s not going great.

path: 0 5417153, hotness: undefined, score: 111, children: 9
FlyingSquid 75 points 3 years ago

Have you considered eating a great work of art to pass the time?

path: 0 5417153 5417174, hotness: undefined, score: 75, children: 5

[DELETED]

FlyingSquid 10 points 3 years ago path: 0 5417153 5417174 5419202 5419631, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 3
Burninator05 6 points 3 years ago

I got two ads for Dominos before that video played. I'm not sure I consider that fine art.

path: 0 5417153 5417174 5419202 5419631 5420578, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 1
PipedLinkBot 2 points 3 years ago path: 0 5417153 5417174 5419202 5419631 5419640, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Neil -2 points 3 years ago
path: 0 5417153 5424456, hotness: undefined, score: -2, children: 2
wafflez 5 points 3 years ago
path: 0 5417153 5424456 5424741, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 1
Neil 3 points 3 years ago
path: 0 5417153 5424456 5424741 5434822, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
Usernamealreadyinuse 34 points 3 years ago

It pains me that I probably never do something so important that I will be remembered.

On there other hand, who was the right hand of Napoleon? Who decided the great pyramid should be build exactly there? What was the name of the guy who put the last stone in the Chinese wall? (Figurative speaking)

So to be remembered you need:

  • do "great things" (not great specifically... You know what I mean)
  • be the number one (second places don't count)
  • make such a major impact on the world that even after your society has collapsed, people still remember you.

So the chances that I am in a position to do this would require some massive effort and even then, chances are slim....

When I started typing this reply I was a bit depressed. Now I am finished it just highlights the importance of enjoying oneself while it lasts.

path: 0 5416159, hotness: undefined, score: 34, children: 13
arudesalad 24 points 3 years ago

I would be concerned if napoleon's right hand didn't belong to him

path: 0 5416159 5416770, hotness: undefined, score: 24, children: 0
Selmafudd 15 points 3 years ago

Honestly it doesn't even matter if you do an incredible thing, you'll still be forgotten. Even somebody like Einstein will eventually be forgotten. Like what's the name of the first person to make fire? And sure you can argue that we didn't keep records back then like we do now right? Ok so whats the name of the first person to keep records?

path: 0 5416159 5416577, hotness: undefined, score: 15, children: 6
FlyingSquid 11 points 3 years ago

Like what’s the name of the first person to make fire?

I'm pretty sure it's Steve.

path: 0 5416159 5416577 5417497, hotness: undefined, score: 11, children: 5
tryitout 7 points 3 years ago

Actually, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

/s

path: 0 5416159 5416577 5417497 5418606, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 3
Amir 2 points 3 years ago

Adam and Steve sounds like the gay version of the bible

path: 0 5416159 5416577 5417497 5418606 5424234, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
RIPandTERROR 3 points 3 years ago

Well it wasn't us. We didn't start it.

path: 0 5416159 5416577 5417497 5432258, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
tigeruppercut 6 points 3 years ago

If you're #2 it helps to have a cool name. Otherwise I don't think I'd know Buzz Aldrin.

path: 0 5416159 5420913, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
slaacaa 4 points 3 years ago

Mostly agree, but the right hand of Napoleon (and other “helpers” of the famous) is well remembered, just not by everybody.

I have a training on mgmt. in a few weeks, and we are reading a case study on him, with a lot of names thrown around, including e.g. Berthier, his chief of staff.

I’m just saying that you don’t have to be the one in the spotlight to make an impact, and be remembered - maybe it’s even better to stay in the shadows and only be remembered by those who actually know the topic, and truly appreciate your work.

path: 0 5416159 5426199, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
bearwithastick 3 points 3 years ago

Your point with the "great" things is so true. All the "great" people of history that get remembered for a really long time are mostly some despots / royalty / tyrants that have done TERRIBLE things. Genghis Khan, Napoleon, Alexander the Great, Hannibal etc. and we now treat them like some super geniuses that built great empires. Some of them are even 'worshipped' in pop culture. Oh and yeah they killed a bunch of people but eh... price of being a great man I guess.

I wonder if Hitler will ever be talked about like this.

path: 0 5416159 5429798, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
MightyGalhupo 1 point 3 years ago

Check Twitter lately?

path: 0 5416159 5429798 5472954, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
F_Haxhausen 26 points 3 years ago

I want the peace of never having existed in the first place. So, being entirely forgotten is a second best kind of peace. Best one can get now.

path: 0 5419586, hotness: undefined, score: 26, children: 4
pirat 4 points 3 years ago

I'll overwrite you multiple times with random 0's and 1's if you'd like that?

path: 0 5419586 5429133, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 3
RyeBread 2 points 3 years ago

I think the man is asking for a DBAN 7 pass

path: 0 5419586 5429133 5432649, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 1
pirat 2 points 3 years ago

On a somehow related note, I just remembered this memory of me burning DBAN to a CD-ROM as a kid, and drawing a skull head on the disc to warn about its dangers!

I don't exactly remember actually using DBAN back then. Though, I remember changing a forgotten Windows user password more than once by booting from some disc I had burned too, but I don't think that was a DBAN feature?

path: 0 5419586 5429133 5432649 5449864, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
F_Haxhausen 1 point 3 years ago

Thank you! Thank you.

path: 0 5419586 5429133 5460759, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
linuxdweeb 24 points 3 years ago

This is a screenshot of a reddit comment replying to a screenshot of a 4chan thread, posted on lemmy.

path: 0 5431659, hotness: undefined, score: 24, children: 4
MrShankles 19 points 3 years ago

And this is a screenshot of a lemmy comment replying to a screenshot of a reddit comment that's replying to a screenshot of a 4chan thread

path: 0 5431659 5432636, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 2
ubermeisters 10 points 3 years ago
path: 0 5431659 5432636 5432970, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0
BaardFigur 7 points 3 years ago
path: 0 5431659 5432636 5432863, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
FlyingSquid 9 points 3 years ago

And that's what makes shitposting grand.

path: 0 5431659 5431679, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 0
Decoy321 18 points 3 years ago

Yes. Even if you eat the Mona Lisa. The heat death gets everything in the end. Sorry, bubz.

path: 0 5417416, hotness: undefined, score: 18, children: 1
MightyGalhupo 2 points 3 years ago

Go go gadget Nihilism

path: 0 5417416 5473000, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Diplomjodler 17 points 3 years ago

There was a guy in ancient Greece that burned down a famous temple for exactly that reason.

path: 0 5416195, hotness: undefined, score: 17, children: 4
chemical_cutthroat 19 points 3 years ago

Never heard of him.

path: 0 5416195 5416582, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 0
ivanafterall 8 points 3 years ago

Fucking Greg.

path: 0 5416195 5416465, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0

[DELETED]

GrapesOfAss 4 points 3 years ago

Michael Collins was the pilot, yes.

path: 0 5416195 5419245 5422711, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
FrigidAphelion 16 points 3 years ago
path: 0 5428241, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 0
Aurenkin 14 points 3 years ago

Why would I care about being remembered? I'll be dead.

path: 0 5428017, hotness: undefined, score: 14, children: 3
Thranduil 5 points 3 years ago

Agreed I dont understand the pbsession with being remembered. I would rather be forgotten so no one has to mourn me

path: 0 5428017 5430112, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 2
CaptPretentious 3 points 3 years ago

When I was a kid one of my goals in life became to be immortal. Not in like on sci-fi way of course. Still somewhat a goal of mine but not likely to achieve.

path: 0 5428017 5430112 5433286, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
Sheeple 1 point 3 years ago

Social media is designed to make you feel worthless unless you are.

path: 0 5428017 5430112 5431204, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
RobMyBot 9 points 3 years ago
This was basically the plot of

Glass Onion

path: 0 5417221, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 0
lapommedeterre 9 points 3 years ago

You don't even need to eat all of it. Eyes or lips will do.

path: 0 5423430, hotness: undefined, score: 9, children: 0
Kolanaki 8 points 3 years ago

BECOME IMMORTAL BY EATING THE LAST SUPPER

It's gotta be good. They made it with tempura!

path: 0 5449910, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
ArbitraryValue 8 points 3 years ago

Eh, what good does it do to have strangers know my name? That's just a couple bytes of information, not who I am.

path: 0 5416550, hotness: undefined, score: 8, children: 0
catastrophicblues 7 points 3 years ago

Is this the guy who ate an airplane?

path: 0 5423008, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
vaultdweller013 6 points 3 years ago

Fuck having my name remembered its long and semi pretentious. I just want to be rembered by my actions and hopefully the effect on the world, in the same way as the beserker bastard at Stanford bridge.

path: 0 5426907, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
PepeLivesMatter 5 points 3 years ago

Good luck with that. LOL

path: 0 5423680, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 6
RIP_Cheems 3 points 3 years ago

This is probably a poor choice of words, but..."if hitler can do it, so can I in a non-genocidal way"

path: 0 5423680 5424998, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 5
PepeLivesMatter 1 point 3 years ago

...eat the Mona Lisa?

path: 0 5423680 5424998 5426417, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
RIP_Cheems 1 point 3 years ago

Steal the Mona Lisa. In fact, that's really the only reason it's so popular today, because hitler wanted it and it was lost for a while. Eating the Mona Lisa will just be my thing.

path: 0 5423680 5424998 5426417 5431169, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
MightyGalhupo 1 point 3 years ago

I’d do it but actually succeed at the genocidal part

path: 0 5423680 5424998 5473034, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 2
RIP_Cheems 1 point 3 years ago

...on Nazis, right?

path: 0 5423680 5424998 5473034 5476943, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 1
MightyGalhupo 1 point 3 years ago

Yes, those too.

path: 0 5423680 5424998 5473034 5476943 5496234, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
TheLurker 5 points 3 years ago
path: 0 5450172, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 2
FlyingSquid 7 points 3 years ago

Why you should care about a shitpost is a question that has been asked by philosophers since the dawn of time.

path: 0 5450172 5450184, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 1
TheLurker 4 points 3 years ago
path: 0 5450172 5450184 5450724, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
averagedrunk 5 points 3 years ago

I will be forgotten by the world, but eventually the universe will remember as I'm turned back into star stuff.

path: 0 5418933, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
unexposedhazard 4 points 3 years ago

There are worse things people are remembered for. So sure go for it i would say :)

path: 0 5416082, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
Cannacheques 1 point 3 years ago

Haha who cares if you're forgotten, not everyone reaches upwards simply to be remembered.

path: 0 5416082 5426736, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Adori 4 points 3 years ago

I wanna enjoy the things out there and maybe make more things that other people can also enjoy too.

Might as well have fun c:

path: 0 5418212, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
ivanafterall 4 points 3 years ago

How would you do it, though? Do you sneak into the Louvre and snack on it slowly under cover of darkness? Is it a smash and grab in which you try to eat as many pieces as possible before you're shot? Are you taking the painting home with you to braise it in a nice osso buco?

path: 0 5416514, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
FlyingSquid 6 points 3 years ago

Dress up as a security guard first...

path: 0 5416514 5416581, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
SrTobi 4 points 3 years ago

I realized this when walking along Hollywood Boulevard. I didn't think I had to go that far until I saw a star with a name I knew. Showed me that even if you are famous, it won't take long until you are forgotten.

There are only two ways to be remembered. First, alter the way of history in a significant way (or at least make everyone believe it's because of you), or second, write a book with really good ideas. Arguably both are the same.

path: 0 5452177, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 0
altima_neo 3 points 3 years ago

Isn't that "Boner Robin"?

path: 0 5425622, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
GrammatonCleric 3 points 3 years ago

Francis Dolarhyde, is that you?

path: 0 5420301, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
milicent_bystandr 2 points 3 years ago

"Whyv are you always such a fussy young man? Don't want no oil on canvas or no pen in hand? ... Just eat it!"

path: 0 5435386, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Evil_Shrubbery 2 points 3 years ago

Ahhh, the sweet embrace of the void, darkness so welcoming the abyss doesn't even look back at you directly.

path: 0 5436715, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
lemmyshitpost
lemmyshitpost

@lemmy.world

login for more options
42386
30921
14498

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

go to feed...