For that “outdoor dining” feeling, but more depressing

3 years ago by SomeoneElse to c/badrealestate

BigDaddySlim 52 points 3 years ago

I mean why buy a dining room table when you can just steal your neighbors patio furniture

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MissJinx 8 points 3 years ago

Did he need the umbrela too?

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BigDaddySlim 12 points 3 years ago

Of course, it really ties the room together

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SomeoneElse 9 points 3 years ago

Skin cancer’s a killer. Can’t be too careful.

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GrammatonCleric 39 points 3 years ago

The ability to dine in any type of indoor weather cannot be undersold.

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magnetosphere 35 points 3 years ago

Why set up the umbrella?

When I started typing that, it was an idle question, but now I’m genuinely curious. WHY.

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runeko 25 points 3 years ago

Upstairs neighbor's toilet leaks.

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smeg 6 points 3 years ago
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mySFWaccount 5 points 3 years ago

I came here to ask that exact question...

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RoseRose56 5 points 3 years ago

Too bright form the window!! Lol

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RiikkaTheIcePrincess 4 points 3 years ago

The swimming pool on the roof sometimes springs a leak. ;3 HTP

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Peppycito 1 point 3 years ago

Highlight the high ceilings?

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mvirts 25 points 3 years ago

For when your roof leaks

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squiblet 15 points 3 years ago

Kitchen could use some more charm but I like the patio umbrella.

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ValiantDust 12 points 3 years ago

I was thinking the same. If you really committed to the theme and added some decorations and plants, it could actually be kinda charming. The chairs would still be uncomfortable though.

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Num10ck 11 points 3 years ago

like thise 1950s bomb shelters that try to pretend like everything is normal

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Son_of_dad 14 points 3 years ago

Replace the canopy with hanging plants and I would actually love this

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archonet 10 points 3 years ago

pation't

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rayquetzalcoatl 9 points 3 years ago

innit bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?

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RizzRustbolt 1 point 3 years ago

Unless it's a functional decision. Which it most likely is here.

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Advocado 5 points 3 years ago

I hate everything about this.

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Ghostalmedia 5 points 3 years ago path: 0 5534350, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
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