Taliban Militants Fed Up With Office Culture, Ready to Quiet Quit

3 years ago by Midnight to c/strangetimes

A new report says some jihadists who transitioned to desk jobs after the Taliban’s takeover are tired of the 9-to-5.
RubberElectrons 21 points 3 years ago

Lol welcome to the club, dunces.

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massive_bereavement 14 points 3 years ago

This looks and sounds like a Saturday night live sketch.

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Treczoks 9 points 3 years ago

Who would have thought that people who only learned to shoot an kill other people instead of words and math would have problems in an office job? this is like politicians who after many years in opposition suddenly find themselves at the helm, and instead of just criticizing the failures of others have actually do something to make things better.

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reflex 8 points 3 years ago
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huginn 7 points 3 years ago

They're not motivated though.

Being caught up in religious zeal or bloodlust or desperate struggles for survival are very different than being motivated all the time.

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wahming 6 points 3 years ago

It's almost as if it's easier to tear things down than build things up

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TragicNotCute 5 points 3 years ago

Who’d have thought trying to establish a global caliphate would have required learning Excel.

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Midnight 2 points 3 years ago

As awful and regressive as the Taliban is, they dont want a global caliphate. That whole schtick is ISIS's calling card and it means that since the US pulled out they're fighting each other.

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ShaunaTheDead 4 points 3 years ago

Kind of reminds me of the Rick and Morty episode with the night people. When they take over, they find out that being in charge sucks.

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Agent641 4 points 3 years ago

Everybody wanna be government til its time to do government shit

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Korne127 1 point 2 years ago

This is so funny and wholesome to read tbh. It’s just nice that not everything is well for them and they also don’t like it

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