Every sign has a story

3 years ago by MacN'Cheezus to c/lemmyshitpost

pec 42 points 3 years ago

Wow! I want a huge quantity of those no penises sign so I can stick them all over town

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Norgur 2 points 3 years ago

What's the appeal process of someone else seems a penis to be appropriate somewhere where this sticker was put?

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monotremata 5 points 3 years ago

It's less of an appeals process and more of a peel process.

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Num10ck 1 point 3 years ago

careful, you might end up in a penal colony.

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SlopppyEngineer 32 points 3 years ago

All because of that guy

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smeg 4 points 3 years ago
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FartsWithAnAccent 23 points 3 years ago

"Worst urinal ever: 0/10, do not recommend."

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Vengefu1Tuna 4 points 3 years ago

"Blew pee everywhere"

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hollunder 17 points 3 years ago

How did he take the picture with both hands in the dryer? I have a theory... Is this what they call a 'dickpic'?

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MacNCheezus 6 points 3 years ago

Either that or his friend gave him a reach around…

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zane 14 points 3 years ago

dyson makes the worst urinals. Piss got everywhere.

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Norgur 11 points 3 years ago

Is this the birthplace of "instructions unclear, penis stuck in fan"?

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Assman 2 points 3 years ago

You're thinking of "fish stuck in fan"

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rmuk 8 points 3 years ago

If my penis looked like that I'd focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

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0ops 3 points 3 years ago

I take it you're circumcised?

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KSPAtlas 6 points 3 years ago

That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra

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metaStatic 7 points 3 years ago

how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

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Kolanaki 7 points 3 years ago

The story here is simply "defacement."

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Sanyanov 1 point 3 years ago

Good if not beheading

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wreckedcarzz 7 points 3 years ago

Well now I have to do it ugh unzips

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SeeMinusMinus 6 points 3 years ago

Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭

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recapitated 5 points 3 years ago

But then how do I dry it off before going back to work??

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downdaemon 1 point 3 years ago

i saw these fun stickers that were like "clap to activate" or "yell to activate" that you could put on random things

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