Anon is someone's lifeline

3 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

guy 126 points 3 years ago

Fuck would that question come up on a trivia night. No chance. That's a specialist subject

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Lauchs 66 points 3 years ago

How many trivia nights do you know that rock 10 grand a night prizes?

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SkyezOpen 17 points 3 years ago

The same ones that use who wants to be a millionaire rules.

Not that I know of any, but I don't do trivia nights either.

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KeenFlame 7 points 3 years ago
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SkyezOpen 3 points 3 years ago

It is real and heterosexual.

Source: I was the trivia

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ddkman 24 points 3 years ago

So on trivia nights, when they don't want to give you the price? Sure why not! And anyway maybe the question was phrased SOMEWHAT differently, for example, WHO MADE the initial engines for the F-104. Since General Elecric, IS a surprising answer.

All in all definitely not impossible.

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Norgur 83 points 3 years ago

And then everybody clapped

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Sotuanduso 33 points 3 years ago

Yeah, there was probably clapping amongst the cheering.

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Kanda 13 points 3 years ago

And the whole bus stood up and sang along

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morphballganon 24 points 3 years ago

Good thing I didn't read the title or that would've ruined the surprise

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FunkyMonk 23 points 3 years ago

And That radially mounted shock cone turned out to be... Albert Presidenstien!

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Vyllenor 19 points 3 years ago

Anon is a warthunder player

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DarkMessiah 6 points 3 years ago

Should’ve asked for 2 grand for that.

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