They know what they did. The bathroom will never be the same again.
Alright, who shit out 50 potatoes all over the Walmart bathroom? And how did you swallow them WHOLE? I have to check all your buttholes for potato reside, nobody leaves without an examination. gloves snap
Now this, sounds like my kind of party.
Well, I don't know when this video will ever be more relevant.
Why does this even exist?!
Very spot on.
That links to a reupload, here is the original:
Lmfao
on April 15, 1970, during a slingshot maneuver around the moon to get the crippled Apollo 13 spacecraft back to Earth, Jim Lovell did what every person from Ohio dreams of: getting as far away as humanly possible.
A fate worse that death.
Ohio is basically Florida without beaches or Disneyworld.
When the rivers catch fire do you really want a beach?
Technically there are beaches on the Lake Erie shore. Last time I checked, they were not on fire, but probably would have been improved by fire.
Not technically. There are some very nice beaches on the lake. And while they're not currently burning... they probably SHOULD be on fire because they're some of the most absurdly expensive properties in NE Ohio. Just Google images of Bay Village.
mountains and corn.
Lots of corn.
loooooooooooots of corn......
And soybeans. But no mountains.
Yes, but we like to build little make-pretend NYCs and there aren't nearly as many gators
For starters: Air Force Museum, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, several professional sports teams, gorgeous parks, the best amusement park in the US, and nearly 12 million people.
Cincinnati Bengals and Cleveland browns, are we really calling them professionals?
TIL football is the only sport
You know how many astronauts are from Ohio? There's such a drive to escape that state that some people feel they need to leave the planet entirely.
In all seriousness, I think that it's a great state to be from.
It was also voted the best amusement park in the world for quite a while.
I think it's more soybeans now
Something driving people to strive to leave the planet entirely. Based on NASA astronaut states of origin.
Lots of chill people, a few assholes, decent weather, and the Big Basket.

"Fr fr that skibidi ohio rizz gyat" or so the kids tell me
Exactly
At least it's not Florida?
In michigan that would be a threat
In the rest of America, it's a threat
Isn't Mississippi officially the shittiest state to live in?
Not the passive aggressive politeness syndrome!
Mr Rizzlectric send the trans people to the skibidis office and have them ohio'd.
Pats someone's face"We're going to have a little chat about my friends in the trans community. See my friends belong in Ohio. When they show up, you're going to make them feel welcomed. Got it? Good. I hate to see you turn down such a wonderful opportunity to grant them a warm welcome. Remember trans people belong in Ohio."
"...Is fascist execution still on the table?"
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