Truly, the more versatile name to use

3 years ago by DaGeek247 to c/gay

JoMiran 57 points 3 years ago

"Make it so, number one."

"Damnit Captain, I'm a doctor not a bottom!"

"I'm not sure how much more of a pounding it can take captain."

Yep. Checks out.

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rickdg 47 points 3 years ago

Oh captain, my captain!

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readyno 17 points 3 years ago

Just a second, only a few more calibrations

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RIP_Cheems 8 points 3 years ago

SHUT UP, THE SHIP IS SINKING

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joshoff 28 points 3 years ago

Or “your honor”:

Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?

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idunnololz 8 points 3 years ago

I'm imagining a lawyer who did this and now has a problem of getting an erection every time they say "yes your honour" in court.

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uriel238 17 points 3 years ago

Not incest but fraternization.

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joshoff 18 points 3 years ago

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oce 8 points 3 years ago

Fraternization with the enema.

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Zron 14 points 3 years ago

All of the great grandkids call my grandpa captain because he takes them fishing out on the boat.

I’ll pass on this one

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meliaesc 3 points 3 years ago

I was hoping it was your father so you'd be in the same situation either way.

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Pharmacokinetics 8 points 3 years ago

Ride me.
You got it boss.

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PugJesus 7 points 3 years ago

Also the exciting possibilities of rum, sodomy, and the lash?

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captainlezbian 5 points 3 years ago

They aren’t wrong

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Axiochus 5 points 3 years ago

Couldn't come up with a good pun involving seamen and poop decks 😒

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RIP_Cheems 2 points 3 years ago

Unless both come out the same end.

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MilitantAtheist 3 points 3 years ago

Captain Daddy.

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metaStatic 2 points 3 years ago

Boats Boats Boats

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Kusimulkku 1 point 3 years ago

unnecessarily gendered

Hmm

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EdibleFriend 1 point 3 years ago

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nilloc 1 point 3 years ago

Exterior capn’ crunch. He’s not welcome in my bed. Too itchy.

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offthecrossbar 1 point 3 years ago

Crunchitize me capn

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DriftinGrifter -1 points 3 years ago

I'm actually convinced

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Welcome to /c/Gay - Your LGBTQ+ Haven

We're more than just a community; we're your haven for celebrating LGBTQ+ culture and connecting with like-minded individuals.

Our Partnered Discord Server: GayWave

Community Rules:

~ 1. No bigotry. Hating someone off of their race, culture, creed, sexuality, or identity is not remotely acceptable. Mistakes can happen but do your best to respect others.

~ 2. Keep it civil. Disagreements will happen. That's okay! Just don't let it make you forget that the person you are talking to is also a person. This includes speculating about someones sexuality, no matter how "obvious" it may be.

~ 4. Keep it LGBTQ+ related. This one is kind of a gimme but keep as on topic as possible.

~ 5. Keep posts to a limit. We all love posts but 3-4 in an hour is plenty enough.

~ 6. Try to not repost. Mistakes happen, we get it! But try to not repost anything from within the past 1-2 months.

~ 7. No General AI Art. Posts of simple AI art do not 'inspire jamaharon' and fuck over our artist friends.

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