I'm so lost right now

3 years ago by RamesesKnibs to c/lemmyshitpost

Th4tGuyII 56 points 3 years ago

Considering the previous big Lemmy meme was not shitting for 3 days, I think I'll take beans haha

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Jarmo 21 points 3 years ago

Yea this is kinda the opposite. By the way, did that guy manage to not shit for three days?

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Speckle 30 points 3 years ago

I believe he did manage it, he was back on after the three days looking for tips on how to solve being constipated. What a champ.

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Pibrac 7 points 3 years ago

And sadly he said that he would not be able to tell the reason why. So it's up to our imagination.

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Speckle 6 points 3 years ago

I have a feeling that someone figured out it was because he was going away with a girlfriend for a few days for the first time or something. But I think I might just be spreading lemmy gossip about the legend πŸ’©

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Nucelar 5 points 3 years ago

We should do both see how it goes

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KuchiKopi 22 points 3 years ago

OP, in recognition of your contributions to the Fediverse, I hearby present you the highly coveted Lemmy Bean award:

🫘

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Dr_Fetus_Jackson 15 points 3 years ago
  1. Lemmy.world
  2. Beans!
  3. ???
  4. Profit... ?
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Neuropotpie 11 points 3 years ago

If it's full of beans, then it's got gas in it

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Casmael 10 points 3 years ago

I have not bean paying attention tbh

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rustyfish 10 points 3 years ago

Tomorrow we’ll make tomatoes, the day after we do toast. We will continue until we serve the internet a full English breakfast that will blow everyone’s tits off.

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EcstaticHumility 9 points 3 years ago

I'm going with the flow for now, the bean flow lol

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 3 years ago

The beans must flow!

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EcstaticHumility 1 point 3 years ago

As they shell. Into the beans ocean!

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beansbeansbeans 7 points 3 years ago

Beans!

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SteveXVII 5 points 3 years ago

Beans

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egg_ 3 points 3 years ago

Beans!

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Cruxifux 6 points 3 years ago

The influx of Reddit refugees are causing forced memes in an attempt to promote interaction.

I’m not a huge fan personally.

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Quill7513 6 points 3 years ago path: 0 809961, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
Exatron 6 points 3 years ago

"I'm sorry, Marge. Must have been that bean I ate."

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crunchypotat77 6 points 3 years ago

Beans!

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NothingSpecial 5 points 3 years ago

bëÀns

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porpoiserecords 5 points 3 years ago

Beans!!!

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JesusTheCarpenter 4 points 3 years ago

Beans!

You've bean warned...

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mouldycotton 3 points 3 years ago

Cool beans

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DoucheAsaurus 3 points 3 years ago path: 0 811734 816610, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 0
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 3 years ago

At least now we know where the cow went.

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SpezCanLigmaBalls 3 points 3 years ago

Flick da bean

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ImFresh3x 3 points 3 years ago

All I know is that they’re delicious and nutritious.

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rgb_leds_are_love 3 points 3 years ago

Yup, waking up to BeanPosting wasn't what I had in mind

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Oddball76779 3 points 3 years ago

Can't have any more fun than beans lol, gave me a chuckle if anything else.

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SkeletonPack 3 points 3 years ago

beeenz

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laxe 2 points 3 years ago

B-beans

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Olap 2 points 3 years ago

What's it going to be tomorrow?

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Species8472 1 point 3 years ago

Beanz meanz Heinz.

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dzervas 1 point 3 years ago path: 0 849241, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Asudox 1 point 3 years ago

Beans.

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activator90 -2 points 3 years ago
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PCChipsM922U 1 point 3 years ago

I know, it's like the 3AM jokes sub and the bricks, it lasted for more than a month πŸ˜’.

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