Anon is a favorite angel

3 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

OutrageousUmpire 74 points 3 years ago

Yeah I remember being taught in church about forgiveness and love. And then taught about Lucifer being kicked out to hell forever, no chance of redemption. It didn’t make sense to me, even as a kid. I think I asked a Sunday school teacher about it and got a nonsensical rationalization.

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Microw 34 points 3 years ago

Probably because the whole Lucifer Story is apocryphic and was pierced together/made up by church teachers. It doesnt fit with the message of the New Testament one bit.

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affiliate 22 points 3 years ago

expanding on this, even the existence of eternal hell is fairly controversial among theologians. this is from the page on [Christian Univeralism]:(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/...)

The first clear mention of endless misery is to be found in a work from 155 to 165 AD by Tatian.[18] According to theologian Edward Beecher, in the first four centuries there were six main theological schools and only one of them advocated the idea of eternal hell.

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kemsat 2 points 3 years ago

Also, most of the Bible is stolen from other religions & spiritualities that existed around before it was all codified.

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Microw 6 points 3 years ago

"Stolen" is a bit of a harsh word, it was normal for the various religious cults back then to influence each other

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kemsat 3 points 3 years ago

Harsh but accurate.

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SuddenDownpour 14 points 3 years ago

It's just nonsensical rationalizations all the way down.

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0ops 13 points 3 years ago

What I was taught was that because Lucifer and his followers were literally in heaven or wherever and knew God personally, they essentially should've known better than to rebel. On earth, hardly anyone has perfect faith, so they get some leeway for not knowing better.

That's the extent of my knowledge on that and I don't even believe it, but that's what I was taught

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TIN 52 points 3 years ago

At last, a greentext that doesn't seem to be made up for internet kudos.

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SiegeRhino 59 points 3 years ago

actually I don't think OP is really Lucifer

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RORSCHACH 4 points 3 years ago
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SnipingNinja 1 point 3 years ago

Lying? On the internet?

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misterundercoat 20 points 3 years ago

Sorry, kid. The game was rigged from the start.

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slurpeesoforion 11 points 3 years ago

If I remember correctly, the reason Lucifer rebelled was because god made him subservient to man.

Can't say I blame him really.

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MaxVoltage 8 points 3 years ago

in BC times too. bad times. imagine being a babd of roaming sapiens and finding a clan of dumb Neanderthals

war. war neve... Bonk

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MindSkipperBro12 9 points 3 years ago

I need to catch up on my bible lore.

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therealjcdenton 4 points 3 years ago

You shouldn't have fought a battle you know you couldn't win

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NigelFrobisher 2 points 3 years ago

If you gun for the sky father you better not miss.

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maxenmajs 1 point 3 years ago

First time I've seen the angel Lucifer described as a blackpiller but I like it.

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tslnox -1 points 3 years ago

Hey, assbutt!

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