My name is Guy Incognito

2 years ago by Oiconomia to c/memes

Dirk 252 points 2 years ago

Incognito is only good for one reason: Not having those sites in the browsing history.

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psmgx 75 points 2 years ago

As someone else put it, it's for making sure your wife doesn't get suspicious of the weird ads you're getting, and when she checks the browser history it's clean.

Meanwhile Google, your ISP, and the NSA all know you're looking at freaky old lady bondage porn.

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Gork 30 points 2 years ago

Yes but I trust the NSA to safeguard the integrity of the National Dick Pic Database. I can't say the same for my ISP.

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psmgx 17 points 2 years ago

The NDPD is a strategic resource and there is little doubt it is guarded jealously by the boys at Ft. Meade

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Aux -1 points 2 years ago

Considering the amount of scandals around government services I'd rather trust your ISP. Also your ISP won't put you in jail for watching weird porn if you go to a protest.

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JDPoZ 18 points 2 years ago
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Crismus 28 points 2 years ago

I was raised to be ashamed of anything I enjoyed. So I damn well am going to hide everything from anyone who knows me.

I'll be in my corner with the rest of the abused people, alone.

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aphlamingphoenix 7 points 2 years ago

🫂

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lightnsfw 5 points 2 years ago

Buddy, I don't even like what I like a lot of the time.

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navi 1 point 2 years ago

I don't feel ashamed or hide the fact I watch porn from my wife, but I don't want all sorts of NSFW things autocompleting in my URL bar lol.

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sukhmel 3 points 2 years ago

Except some sites seem to use your IP, so if you're both using the same WiFi, you're going to get ads for other party. And for anyone else who used the same WiFi, too

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AllonzeeLV 1 point 2 years ago
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0ops 69 points 2 years ago

It's handy when you need to make sure that someone else can access a url ok without having to sign in to the website or anything. If you can immediately see the page in incognito mode without signing in, they'll have no problem

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not_so_handsome_jack 5 points 2 years ago

I remember having to use an incognito browser for testing at work one time, and it felt very wrong to pull it up on my work laptop instead of the personal laptop.

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bernieecclestoned 1 point 2 years ago

The pile of crap that is docusign will only work for me in incognito mode.

I contacted support and they suggested I tried it and it works, so they closed the case

🤦‍♂️

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0ops 2 points 2 years ago

That's a good trouble-shooting step, but it's not a solution. That's some bullshit, sorry that happened. Maybe try clearing your browser cache and cookies if you haven't already? Basically my reasoning is if it works in incognito mode and only in that mode, then there's probably some saved state that the website is getting snagged on (state that a new incognito window wouldn't have).

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asexualchangeling 42 points 2 years ago
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w3dd1e 38 points 2 years ago

I use it to get around website article limits when they try to force me to sign up.

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JustUseMint 23 points 2 years ago

Websites with actual web devs block and track usage with ip instead of cookies/cache, nothing a vpn can't stop tho. More reliable to is to the way back machine on archive.org. Can also use a browsers reader mode to get around it too sometimes.

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Aux 2 points 2 years ago

Tracking residential IPs today is useless. They change often and some ISPs allow you to force change at any time. You don't need a VPN for that.

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PP_BOY_ 6 points 2 years ago

And even then, those sites can easily be retrieved by someone committed to finding them

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pineapplelover 9 points 2 years ago

And like the traffic at home through Adguard Home I see logs. More competent networks elsewhere will certainly be able to see what you're doing.

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Marin_Rider 5 points 2 years ago

back in the day (before chrome or incognito mode) I used to manually delete specific history items, individual cookies and temporary internet files one by one to leave no trace, while not making anything look suspicious, all so my nosy brother wouldn't stumble on any evidence and use it to mock me

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AllonzeeLV 1 point 2 years ago
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Sheeple 101 points 2 years ago

"privately" "chrome" pick one

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kratoz29 -3 points 2 years ago

I'd rather not.

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Sheeple 16 points 2 years ago

Well they're mutually exclusive so good luck

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cantstopthesignal 80 points 2 years ago

I use incognito so I can search for the word pork sandwich without it autocompleting to a pornhub video of fem dom bdsm.

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qisope 54 points 2 years ago
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Facebones 10 points 2 years ago

Ya got me pegged.

... Which incidentally I also use incognito for.

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Sotuanduso 9 points 2 years ago

ME.

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JustUseMint 4 points 2 years ago

Spelling basic works like experience or similar

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helpImTrappedOnline 27 points 2 years ago

I think you've got when to use regular and incognito mixed up.

Everyone knows you should be using Firefox private mode to look up pork sandwiches.

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captainlezbian 12 points 2 years ago

Yeah. Though also so I can not be treated like I regularly search stupid questions I have

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sznowicki 69 points 2 years ago

ISP can’t see pages. They can see domains or IPS but that’s it.

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davel 37 points 2 years ago

They can’t even reliably see domains when you use HTTPS, because some IP addresses serve many domains.

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dracs 28 points 2 years ago

That's not entirely true. It's only very recently that browsers have started using a new system called Encrypted Client Hello which hides the domain of the request. Prior to this all requests needed too have the Host field unencrypted so the receiving server knows which certified to respond with. I imagine there's still quite a few servers which don't support the new setup still.

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frezik 6 points 2 years ago

And we wouldn't need any of that if we implemented IPv6.

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Tja 3 points 2 years ago

I don't know about that. Technically it wouldn't be necessary but I can see providers limiting you to a single IP instead of a /64 and needing to do it anyway, because the tech exists anyway. Or for privacy reasons. There is IPv6 NAT, after all...

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KairuByte 1 point 2 years ago

In an ideal world, sure.

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lone_faerie 21 points 2 years ago

Most ISPs are also the default DNS resolver for a lot of people, so they see the domain you're requesting an IP for.

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kn33 18 points 2 years ago

They can still (mostly) sniff SNI for now which gives them a domain even when the IP isn't unique.

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psmgx 7 points 2 years ago
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rokzoi 3 points 2 years ago

Correct me if i am wrong but DNSSEC has nothing to do with encryption of your request. It is used to verify that the record you received is from the correct authority. Furthermore your DNS requests have to go through your ISP even if you don't use their DNS server as it is your only connection to the Internet.

The only thing you could do is encrypt the traffic somehow (dns over https exists), but then you have to trust that provider instead, and your ISP can still see the IP addresses you try to reach after you know them and might be able to still do a domain lookup using DNS if it is also configured to return the domain when looking up the IP. If they would put in the effort of course.

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nightwatch_admin 2 points 2 years ago

Correct, DNSSEC is like a signature, you can be reasonably sure that DNS wasn’t poisoned. If you’re looking for encrypted DNS, use DoH (DNS over HTTPS) or DoT (DNS over TLS).
While I have great confidence in my ISP, I use Quad9 as they also provide the above plus don’t do ECS (optional) and block malicious domains.

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davel 3 points 2 years ago

That’s a good point. Almost everyone uses their ISP’s DNS.

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hakunawazo 44 points 2 years ago

It's worse than that:

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Paradachshund 40 points 2 years ago

I use incognito so I can sign into multiple accounts on the same websites at once.

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cyberpunk007 29 points 2 years ago

Firefox containers is your friend. It's way better. I can sign into dozens of separate pages for different clients in a single browser window in different tabs if I want.

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Holzkohlen 4 points 2 years ago

Is that a permanent solution or do I have to set it up every time? I just use profiles. about:profiles there you can setup a new one and launch it in a new window. I like to theme the windows in a different color to not get confused. Bright red is for 18+

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Sonotsugipaa 7 points 2 years ago

Firefox containers are basically just named cookie sets: they don't have per-container settings, they just let you create containerized tabs that don't share cookies between each other (maybe local and session storage too, idk).

They're useful if you want to make it a bit harder for websites to track you around, or for selectively keeping you logged into a website (alt account usage comes to mind), but your use case seems to be centered around actual profiles.

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UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT 2 points 2 years ago

Oh this is going to come in handy for testing the web app at work. I've just been using private windows

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Zagorath 13 points 2 years ago

FYI most browsers have built-in options for user profiles, so you can have that benefit without the second account on a given website being logged out every time you restart the browser.

incognito is still handy when you’re logging in to a website with a lesser-used second account, though.

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EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted 24 points 2 years ago

Especially when you do this, considering a lot of privacy extensions are disabled by default in incognito mode (at least in FF), so there's less blocking of tracking elements.

(Also, unless you change your DNS provider or use a (proper) VPN, I believe your ISP sees everything no matter what, though I could be wrong about the latter.)

On the other hand, if this is a woosh situation & it's a joke, well, then, eh, I've seen funnier. ¯\_ (•_•) _/¯

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pineapplelover 8 points 2 years ago

This is only true if you set your browser that way. On firefox I have all extensions be able to work in incognito. I believe you can do this on chrome too but I don't use that.

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EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted 5 points 2 years ago

This is why I said "by default".

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CyberEgg 6 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure the FF default is to ask whether you want any extension to work in private windows, too.

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pineapplelover 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah and I love this little prompt. For chrome, you have to dig through the menus for every extension

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EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted 1 point 2 years ago

Yeah, but I believe until you made a decision it defaults to not enabling it.

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frezik 5 points 2 years ago

HTTPS sends the domain in plaintext with SNI. Has to work that way due to IPv4 address exhaustion.

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TheDarkKnight 0 points 2 years ago

Sometimes having those privacy extensions make you a lot easier to fingerprint.

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N0x0n 1 point 2 years ago

Not if you randomize a few things, than your fingerprint keeps geeting unique but different each time !

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fl42v 21 points 2 years ago

Technically incorrect unless you use http for some weird reason. The ISP can see the domain only, and (afaiu) not even that if encrypted client hello is used. At least kinda: they still see the IP which is not always unique.

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cyberpunk007 6 points 2 years ago

But the IP can also sometimes be meaningless if there are proxies or vhosts used.

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dangblingus 15 points 2 years ago

As soon as Chrome first launched incognito mode, it immediately felt like the "Alert Google to start tracking you" mode.

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ilikecoffee 17 points 2 years ago

start tracking you

As if they ever stopped..

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idunnololz 13 points 2 years ago

Homer? Who is Homer?

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Oiconomia 6 points 2 years ago

Oh, my God, this man is my exact double! That dog has a fluffy tail!

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TargaryenTKE 2 points 2 years ago

Tehehehe here puff!

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Chickerino 1 point 2 years ago

homer? i hardly know 'er

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Cowbee 9 points 2 years ago

A simple spell, wish it was effective.

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WereCat 5 points 2 years ago

NextDNS

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AnUnusualRelic 5 points 2 years ago

The simple solution if you don't want your history to be seen is to have one account per user on your computer.

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Pantherina 6 points 2 years ago

Threat model. Most people never need that protection, but anonymization in front of their ISP etc

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hinterlufer 2 points 2 years ago

Doesn't solve the autocomplete issue when you're trying to show someone something. I also don't get ads for things I searched for while in a private window. And don't forget how useful it is when you're logging into some of your accounts when it's not your machine, or logging into two accounts at once.

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doingthestuff -1 points 2 years ago

Chrome + duckduckgo!

Yeah I'm not so naive to think it actually makes a difference.

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cyberpunk007 18 points 2 years ago

Chrome is garbage spyware. Use Firefox.

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