Put it in your body, right fucking now

3 years ago by balderdash to c/lemmyshitpost

FlashZordon 31 points 3 years ago

Most Kidneys lmao

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Simulation6 10 points 3 years ago

The FDA made them change it to โ€˜some kidneysโ€™.

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funkajunk 23 points 3 years ago

This is from Mad Magazine? I didn't even know they still existed.

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Kolanaki 9 points 3 years ago

They were gone for a while. Only in the last 3 years or so have they come back with printed media. I was subscribed to them before they stopped publishing years ago and saved all the last few issues just because I figured they might be worth something someday.

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Daft_ish 2 points 3 years ago

"Dad I'm throwing away this box of mad magazines"

"That's you're inheritance!"

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Kolanaki 13 points 3 years ago

Made with real rhino penis so you know it's good!

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jubilationtcornpone 1 point 3 years ago

Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

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metaStatic 13 points 3 years ago

I'll stick with my perfectly safe powerthirst thank you very much

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z500 3 points 3 years ago

Powerthirst is also crystal meth

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Varcour 11 points 3 years ago

Oh nice, it's sugar free!

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victron 7 points 3 years ago

Right?! I don't want any of that addictive garbage!

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GluWu 10 points 3 years ago

Imma boof it

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balderdash9 2 points 3 years ago path: 0 7247638 7249110, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 3
PipedLinkBot 3 points 3 years ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

What does "boof" mean ?

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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DarkDayz 1 point 3 years ago

It means heโ€™s goin to shove it up his ass for a quick fix! Lmao

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balderdash9 1 point 3 years ago

I know, I linked an Eric Andre clip in the comment above

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Agent641 2 points 3 years ago

500 hrs of energy expended in 15 minutes.

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Aurenkin 9 points 3 years ago

Safe for most kidneys, and you have a spare anyway

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Agent641 8 points 3 years ago

Known to cause cancer in the state of California, even in bystanders.

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Squeezer 5 points 3 years ago

This reminds me of when we found we could bulk buy ephedrine over the counter from chemists in sub saharan Africa and go to uninhabited islands off the coast and get messed up. Happy days.

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byroon 4 points 3 years ago

I'm onboard with the methamphetamines but I have questions about the rhino penis (poaching isn't cool) and poison

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white_shotgun 3 points 3 years ago
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XEAL 2 points 3 years ago

Is that the guy from "Somebody that I used to know"? (Goyte)

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bingbong 1 point 3 years ago

Goiter

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