Sovcit had an encounter.

2 years ago by BonesOfTheMoon to c/insanepeoplefacebook

Fedizen 59 points 2 years ago

Sovcits are adult infants. They want all the power and luxury of the modern world but without any sort responsibility.

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Australis13 28 points 2 years ago

Calling them adult infants is being too generous. They're narcissists.

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viking 5 points 2 years ago

Doesn't "adult" imply being mature?

I'd rather call them poorly aged infants.

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BubbleMonkey 56 points 2 years ago

Thaaaats hilarious. “Oh well if he isn’t here, warrant!” More judges need to just.. do that.

These people are going to waste time anyway, might as well make it hurt so they think twice.

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slazer2au 5 points 2 years ago

Bold of you to assume they thought the first time let alone this making them think a second time.

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clay_pidgin 51 points 2 years ago

I love it. They said they weren't the corporation BOB, they were the natural human man called Bob, and the judge said "fine if Bob isn't here I'm issuing a bench warrant for his dumb ass.".

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BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 2 years ago

Judges just find sovcits adorable.

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verity_kindle 2 points 2 years ago

The process servers must go out in the county and go bobbing for BOBs, which isn't cheap.

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TheFriar 43 points 2 years ago

I feel like I’ve been missing the multiple daily sovcit mouth diarrhea posts. You been okay, OP?

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BonesOfTheMoon 48 points 2 years ago

Hey I've been sick all month and am behind in general on everything. Absolutely exhausted. Thanks for asking.

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TheFriar 19 points 2 years ago

Understood. I’m sorry to hear.

Although, I will say we’re all terribly offended you taking screenshots on Facebook and sharing them on lemmy wasn’t at the top of your priority list. Rude.

(Jk, hope things calm down for you and you get back to feeling 100%.)

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BonesOfTheMoon 8 points 2 years ago

I normally am way more on top of these things lol. Thank you!

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FlyingSquid 15 points 2 years ago

Get well soon!

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BonesOfTheMoon 7 points 2 years ago

Thank you friend. I just need my voice back!

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rickyrigatoni 10 points 2 years ago

Have you tried telling the sick you do not consent to joinder with it?

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BonesOfTheMoon 6 points 2 years ago

I notified the bureau of alloidial titles and they didn't answer me. Don't understand why.

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verity_kindle 2 points 2 years ago

Well, there's your problem, you have to have someone bury you up to your neck in 1099-A affidavits of collodiality, then contact the Bureau! Then some rest and a cup of tea.

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CarbonatedPastaSauce 34 points 2 years ago

Some people have to learn things the hard way.

And then there's these idiots.

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FlyingSquid 30 points 2 years ago

Is there any remedy to this violation & how would i go about it?

Have you tried being a wealthy former president?

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Fredselfish 8 points 2 years ago

Only part I don't understand. It isn't a crime to not state your name. I the rest I don't understand what he is saying?

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ArmokGoB 11 points 2 years ago

Failure to present ID to the police is a crime here. The penalty is a fine, which they can't serve you if you don't give them ID.

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Fredselfish 4 points 2 years ago

Hmm where here , because I been told we as Americans do not have to carry ID. You do have to have a license to operate a motor vehicle, but if I am out on a walk I legally do not have to carry id.

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ArmokGoB 7 points 2 years ago path: 0 9698264 9698709 9701653 9704862 9708708, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 2
Bytemeister 3 points 2 years ago

You don't have to carry ID, but you do have to identify yourself if a police officer has reasonable cause to stop you.

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VindictiveJudge 6 points 2 years ago

That one of the charges was a suspended license was mentioned in there. My guess is either he did something stupid and the cop ran his plates, or he was driving without plates.

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FlyingSquid 5 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing he wasn't arrested for not stating his name, unless the way he didn't say his name was something like, "my name is 'fuck you, pig.'"

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Fredselfish 6 points 2 years ago

I guess the mini bike was actual motorcycle and yes you do have to a licensed to drive one. I guess these guys are so incoherent that no wonder judges throw the book at them.

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the_crotch 5 points 2 years ago

If the cop has probable cause to detain you, you have to identify yourself. I believe that applies to all states.

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SharkAttak 3 points 2 years ago

He says it only was that, but he probably started going with his sovcit rambling..

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Faildini 24 points 2 years ago

Just read the phrase "in which" so many times it doesn't even sound like English anymore.

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TonyTonyChopper 3 points 2 years ago

Wanted me to identify in which i asked what his RAS was for a crime i committed?

The grammar throughout this rant is mind boggling. No wonder they couldn't represent themselves in court

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FireWire400 22 points 2 years ago

So those people just throw away their IDs and expect to dodge all jurisdictions?

And when it inevitably fails they just ask for help on Facebook because where else.

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dream_weasel 5 points 2 years ago

The trick is to say "in which" a lot.

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intensely_human 12 points 2 years ago

Dude needs to be contacting lawyers not asking on facebook

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dynamojoe 5 points 2 years ago

Naah, it's more fun this way.

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BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 2 years ago

Why sometimes other sovcits will go to court and act as lawyers for the sovcit needing one, even though they aren't lawyers. https://www.chronline.com/...

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verity_kindle 1 point 2 years ago

Oh, it's much worse when they find one, because then...the state bar association has to get involved. Horror.

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Eheran 7 points 2 years ago

Hahaha

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AlexisFR 7 points 2 years ago

To be fair the guy was just minding his own business biking! ::: spoiler spoiler /s :::

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verity_kindle 3 points 2 years ago

As a concerned citizen, I only need to know, is the mini-bike ok?

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