*laughs in unicycle*

2 years ago by Cows Look Like Maps to c/memes

qjkxbmwvz 51 points 2 years ago

I did this in undergrad. Campus security stopped me, I argued, he called his supervisor on the radio. We chatted for a while, and turns out he was from Venezuela, had studied what I was studying, and was an overall pleasant character. Supervisor response was basically, "wow college kids think they're really clever don't they?", and I was asked, politely, to cease.

I felt like a bit of a dick after that.

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Transporter_Room_3 18 points 2 years ago

Well you're at a college. If you want people to follow rules, be more specific, or don't get pissed when they follow the stated rules but you feel like the rules should include something else.

If the concern is liability, then don't just say "don't skateboard" and get mad when people bike through the area. You said no skateboards. This is not a skateboard. Rules=followed.

If anyone feels like chirping in with "you know what they meant" that really doesn't matter. Not to me, not to people who don't understand that sort of thing, not to courts.

Besides, I feel like clarity is some thing you should strive for at a facility for higher education.

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jawa21 14 points 2 years ago
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xilona 7 points 2 years ago

A clear mind☝️ Thanks mate! But we should think also about people with disabilities

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shuzuko 6 points 2 years ago

"Walking and mobility aid devices only", perhaps?

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samus12345 2 points 2 years ago

The concern seems to be people running into pedestrians. So a unicycle might actually be okay since they're not fast.

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jaybone 3 points 2 years ago

The sign should say “no pedants.”

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Creosm 27 points 2 years ago

The disappointment if they don't continue increasing the length of the sign to account for every possible scenario

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dependencyinjection 16 points 2 years ago

… No unicycles.

Who is this guy on the fucking tricycle.

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jaybone 4 points 2 years ago

Bust out my fuckin big wheel.

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Rolando 1 point 2 years ago path: 0 10068066 10079366, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
TheDarksteel94 17 points 2 years ago

What about riding on the back of my leashed leather gimp?

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Empricorn 6 points 2 years ago

What's your safe word?

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TheDarksteel94 5 points 2 years ago

Oh, idk. Probably something like Donau­dampfschifffahrts­elektrizitäten­hauptbetriebswerk­bauunterbeamten­gesellschaft. Easy to remember.

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Empricorn 4 points 2 years ago

I got like halfway through that word and now I'm being strangled with a gigantic dildo...

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TheDarksteel94 2 points 2 years ago

Already sounds pretty safe to me :)

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jaybone 2 points 2 years ago

Unicycle

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MeDuViNoX 10 points 2 years ago

Stealth riding my Heelys to escape my feelys.

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FlickeringScreens 10 points 2 years ago

Ripstick, Hoverboard, Longboard, etc

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son_named_bort 7 points 2 years ago

Finally an excuse to use a Segway.

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Humorless4483 2 points 2 years ago

To our sponsor

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AnUnusualRelic 1 point 2 years ago

Technically, it's a bicycle.

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bitchkat 1 point 2 years ago

It would be closer to a scooter than a bicycle since the segway is not human powered.

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AnUnusualRelic 1 point 2 years ago

A moped then.

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SuiXi3D 5 points 2 years ago

laughs in tricycle and hoverboard

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Aurenkin 5 points 2 years ago

Seems like a lot of work to me. I'd probably just ride a motorbike through.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 3 points 2 years ago

There's something I don't understand that maybe other unicycle riders can explain to me. I can ride a unicycle and I can even juggle while riding one, but I cannot go more than 200 feet or so before my thighs completely burn out and I fall over. How do people use these things as actual forms of transportation?

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bitchkat 2 points 2 years ago

Its been a long time since I unicycled but in grade school we rode in parades. There were some that you could coast with but my cheapo one required the pedals moving at all times.

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kamen 1 point 2 years ago

How does coasting on a unicycle work? Isn't it pedalling the main thing that helps you with balance? Or is it something like manualling a normal bike (i.e. a wheelie without pedalling)?

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ozoned 3 points 2 years ago

Amateur!

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bitchkat 1 point 2 years ago

Which is a bicycle.

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asif 2 points 2 years ago

It's his world, we're just living in it 🤣

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Anticorp 1 point 2 years ago

Absolutely no having fun under any circumstances!

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samus12345 1 point 2 years ago
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Ghyste -1 points 2 years ago

No memes here, apparently.

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