Describe an episode in the worst possible way

2 years ago by Stampela to c/risa

I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.

ringwraithfish 36 points 2 years ago

Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.

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podperson 3 points 2 years ago

This one wins

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zcd 34 points 2 years ago

Troi is sexually assaulted by an alien and brainwashed to enjoy the subsequent pregnancy, childbirth, and parenthood. Her child abandons her to seek out new victims and continue the cycle of abuse. Everyone rejoices

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Cagi 33 points 2 years ago

When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

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ringwraithfish 6 points 2 years ago

Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining

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SpaceNoodle 5 points 2 years ago

OP said worst. That's the best.

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ValueSubtracted 31 points 2 years ago

Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.

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hakunawazo 4 points 2 years ago

You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.

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i_stole_ur_taco 30 points 2 years ago

Child actors in an elevator.

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SquishyPandaDev 9 points 2 years ago

Might be my favorite bottle episode

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captain_aggravated 4 points 2 years ago

The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!

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mosiacmango 29 points 2 years ago

A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.

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ipacialsection 26 points 2 years ago

A collection of poker scenes filmed from different camera angles.

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_NetNomad 21 points 2 years ago

young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally

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mosiacmango 16 points 2 years ago

Riker and the boys go to Vegas.

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Donkter 3 points 2 years ago

Unironically my favorite TNG episode.

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podperson 16 points 2 years ago

Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.

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yuri 14 points 2 years ago

The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.

e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”

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erev 13 points 2 years ago

riker shows a genderqueer person it's okay to be out and then gets them sent to conversion therapy.

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Hackworth 12 points 2 years ago

Picard learns to play the flute.

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Hobbes_Dent 3 points 2 years ago

Crusher plays a flute.

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Jarix 3 points 2 years ago

Ghosted

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DontRedditMyLemmy 11 points 2 years ago

The gang visits Sherwood Forest

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hakunawazo 4 points 2 years ago

You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.

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octesian 11 points 2 years ago

Peple talk past eachother until they don't.

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DontRedditMyLemmy 6 points 2 years ago

He said "an" episode, not every episode

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mrbn 9 points 2 years ago

Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.

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thebardingreen 9 points 2 years ago

Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.

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jet 8 points 2 years ago

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

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DestroyerOfWorlds 8 points 2 years ago

This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."

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Thorry84 8 points 2 years ago

Dude lays on a bed for three weeks as Troi freaks out.

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KISSmyOSFeddit 8 points 2 years ago

Han Solo comes on board, and seduces half the female crew members.

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Wogi 7 points 2 years ago

Famous warrior bitches about his shitty kid to two naked women in a mud bath.

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CaptPretentious 7 points 2 years ago

We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.

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mercano 7 points 2 years ago

Janeway and Paris get it on.

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Stampela 5 points 2 years ago

Alternatively: Paris is the fastest lover in the universe.

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Kory 6 points 2 years ago

A crew member's mother comes aboard the Enterprise to get married.

A boy wants to be like Data.

Commander Riker is being replaced so the bridge crew shoots the new commander.

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Semi-Hemi-Demigod 6 points 2 years ago

Zombie. Vulcans.

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garrett 6 points 2 years ago

Riker catches an alien "virus" (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.

Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker "grew the beard".

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buycurious 5 points 2 years ago

A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.

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hendu 5 points 2 years ago

The crew overstays their welcome at a board game night and the host tells them all to go home.

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danhab99 5 points 2 years ago

Mark sold you vr goggles, now an ai can torture you without drawing blood

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captain_aggravated 5 points 2 years ago

Turns out the reason Tom Paris ended up with B'ellana is because the show couldn't afford to take Sarah Silverman on as a cast member.

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metostopholes 4 points 2 years ago

Picard joins the Darmok fandom.

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syn 4 points 2 years ago

Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom

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optissima 4 points 2 years ago

Westworld prequel

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jpreston2005 3 points 2 years ago

The movie Ghost, feat. Beverly

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DmMacniel 3 points 2 years ago

A lone Banjo Player likes to have their visitor to take care of their adopted children.

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Kolanaki 2 points 2 years ago

Prisoner in jail for murder is forced to kill again after rehabilitation succeeds.

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then_three_more 2 points 2 years ago

Iggy Pop steals the scene.

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T156 1 point 2 years ago
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Pancito 1 point 2 years ago

Riker bangs an alien.

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JackDark 8 points 2 years ago

They said an episode

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SkyezOpen 1 point 2 years ago

Then I guess "the holodeck is broken" is out of the question as well.

Also "guess which cast member knows how to sing?"

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cuchi 1 point 2 years ago

A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.

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charonn0 1 point 2 years ago

Kirk penetrates an alien organism in order to destroy its reproductive organs.

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