Pew! Pew!

2 years ago by Flying Squid to c/lemmyshitpost

perviouslyiner 85 points 2 years ago

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SturgiesYrFase 24 points 2 years ago

Bruh

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Risus_Nex 16 points 2 years ago

Too soon!

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perviouslyiner 11 points 2 years ago

It was five years ago!

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gentooer 6 points 2 years ago

I hoped you were joking. Damn, I'm getting old...

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BlueMagma 6 points 2 years ago

*insert sad Pikachu with a mustache

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dependencyinjection 4 points 2 years ago

You didn’t have to do Notre Dam like that bro.

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werefreeatlast 3 points 2 years ago

The Pope is entering the cock pit. 9, 8, 7...3, 2, 1! Altar boys are go!

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uis 2 points 2 years ago path: 0 10423382 10434606, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 1
PipedLinkBot 1 point 2 years ago path: 0 10423382 10434606 10434610, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 0
Rayspekt 65 points 2 years ago

Wait until noncredibledefense sees this.

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uis 5 points 2 years ago path: 0 10421048 10434653, hotness: undefined, score: 5, children: 0
uis 1 point 2 years ago
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snooggums 46 points 2 years ago

Churches are clearly ships for ancient astonauts.

Someone get that guy with the crazy hair on the phone!

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Blaster_M 32 points 2 years ago

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werefreeatlast 3 points 2 years ago

That church was definitely made by aliens or at least someone out of this world.

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ThatWeirdGuy1001 12 points 2 years ago

I unironically believe most religions are based on actual aliens whose stories have been muddled by human misinterpretation.

Call me the crazy hair guy 😎

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realbadat 7 points 2 years ago

He recently got laughed at again over Deadpool of all things.

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notabot 5 points 2 years ago

Look everyone! That Weird Guy over there is Crazy Hair Guy!

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bufalo1973 3 points 2 years ago

I think it could make a nice sci-fi saga. Imagine the bible being only a "broken phone" version of space war propaganda.

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MindTraveller 5 points 2 years ago

You're looking for Stargate

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bufalo1973 1 point 2 years ago

In Stargate they did that but not with Christianity.

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myrrh 35 points 2 years ago
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LaLuzDelSol 32 points 2 years ago

...yeah that's not a real photo

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surewhynotlem 21 points 2 years ago

Lying? For fake points?? Not on my Internet.

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LaLuzDelSol 15 points 2 years ago

I was stunned, and my belief in society is shattered. Gonna give my girlfriend a call so I can feel better. (Crazy story by the way. She texted my number by accident! She's out of my league pretty and she has given me some amazing investment tips. Can't wait to meet her irl!)

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Syntopicon 10 points 2 years ago

Does it pew pew the pews? And do little pope hats get ejected like shell casings?

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Ensign_Crab 9 points 2 years ago

Why sideways? It's the ship from Galaga.

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Jumuta 8 points 2 years ago

mig 25 lmao

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bolexforsoup 7 points 2 years ago

Something out of Ace Combat

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Branch_Ranch 5 points 2 years ago

Galaga vibes

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JoShmoe 5 points 2 years ago

That’s not a church! That’s another tank!

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Kolanaki 5 points 2 years ago

Red Leader, you got a bogey on your six! Pull up!

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MrBusiness 2 points 2 years ago

Cover me, Porkins!

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Chessmasterrex 3 points 2 years ago

Mormon temple in La Jolla looks like the space ship from "The Last Star Fighter"

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PotatoesFall 1 point 2 years ago

this is obviously fake ffs

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ChaoticNeutralCzech 7 points 2 years ago

Based on search-by-image functionality, there are lots of similar churches but I haven't found an exact match. The shrub location is weird and churches of this size don't usually have those little spikes. Most have round wooden doors and more windows, too.

I think the author found an outline of a MIG-25, pasted it on top of some scenery and then asked Stable Diffusion to maximize "church", "professional photograph" etc. without changing pixels above a threshold.

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PotatoesFall 2 points 2 years ago

I think so too. The complete lack of a path to this church plus the weird bush placement and weird towers just look wrong :D

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FlyingSquid 6 points 2 years ago

Look up images of 'church,' look for the head-on images, turn your head to the side.

For example, first one I found:

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menemen 8 points 2 years ago

For the lazy or unimaginative:

But may I raise the stakes with the Ulm Minster (the most terrifying church I've ever seen):

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a_wild_mimic_appears 3 points 2 years ago

looks like a gothic variant of a battlestar galactica viper

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PotatoesFall 3 points 2 years ago

okay that one looks real :D the one that is posted is doctored or done by AI though

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sturlabragason 0 points 2 years ago
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