When a non-binary person uses a computer

2 years ago by Joker to c/lemmyshitpost

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loaExMachina 75 points 2 years ago

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joker 18 points 2 years ago

You will be stuck in this loop forever

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uis 4 points 2 years ago

for(ever) loop

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joker 6 points 2 years ago

while(1)

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uis 3 points 2 years ago

;

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MHanak 2 points 2 years ago

while(!false)

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lunachocken 1 point 2 years ago

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Eheran 7 points 2 years ago

What if I tell you takes off glasses that the source is already binary?

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Pirasp 56 points 2 years ago

Any computer they use just turns into a quantum computer by sheer force of will

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MasterNerd 32 points 2 years ago

Cryptography is in shambles

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Hjalamanger 1 point 2 years ago

Or an analog computer

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Garbanzo 39 points 2 years ago

There are 10 kinds of people in this world

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lunachocken 19 points 2 years ago

Those who understand binary

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Abnorc 32 points 2 years ago

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lunachocken 8 points 2 years ago

Or the other 15 people.

(base-16)

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Aqarius 5 points 2 years ago

You mean "the other F".

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diemartin 5 points 2 years ago

Those who understand trinary

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uis 3 points 2 years ago

And the other 1

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PeriodicallyPedantic 31 points 2 years ago

What a loss 😏

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Siegfried 46 points 2 years ago

I swear it is the best I could do

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creditCrazy 14 points 2 years ago

Gotta love how we have parodied loss so many times we have quite literally tuned it into a formula 1 2 2 1-

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Siegfried 9 points 2 years ago

Thinking retrospecTively, I'm a liTtle surprised

there wasn't an AI TIde of Loss memes.

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Eheran 3 points 2 years ago

Sorry what?

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creditCrazy 4 points 2 years ago

One line then 2 lines then another 2 lines and then one line next to a horizontal line and you have Ulta simplified loss formula

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ramble81 3 points 2 years ago

12
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CCF_100 6 points 2 years ago

both of you have a problem /s

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Sorse 21 points 2 years ago

Just use ternary computers

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ShinkanTrain 18 points 2 years ago

Literally every enby I know is some sort of programmer.

So that's accurate.

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altima_neo 9 points 2 years ago

B^ U

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joyjoy 9 points 2 years ago

This is unrealistic. NBs are chronically online.

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Hupf 2 points 2 years ago

Whoosh!

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rockSlayer 8 points 2 years ago

This is why my computer uses malbolge as assembly

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Jackcooper 8 points 2 years ago

Here's my comic about a woman having a miscarriage

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laserm 7 points 2 years ago

Analog computers: let me introduce myself

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HEXN3T 2 points 2 years ago

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