People who watched Homestar Runner back in the day: If you have watched any of the sbemails on the website, which sbemail is your favorite of the bunch?

2 years ago by HotWheelsVroom to c/asklemmy

HotWheelsVroom 56 points 2 years ago

Guess my favorites..!

"THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!"

"What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a 'Strong ba' in there, but it's getting eaten, by some... Linux or something."

"BACK OFF BABY"

"No way. You're just a kid! Maybe when you're older..."

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doctordevice 20 points 2 years ago

We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!

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HotWheelsVroom 9 points 2 years ago

The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!

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HotWheelsVroom 2 points 2 years ago

Yep, you got it right - "techno"!

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ArbiterXero 7 points 2 years ago

Now let’s go break open that glow stick into home star runners Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.

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greatwhitebuffalo41 1 point 2 years ago

This is quoted in my house A LOT

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doctordevice 2 points 2 years ago

A favorite for me is "That's not a good prize!"

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Chefdano3 6 points 2 years ago

Computer over. Virus = very yes

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HotWheelsVroom 12 points 2 years ago

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

Computer over.

Virus = Very Yes.

"Computer over"? "Virus = very yes"!? That's not a good prize!

Dude, sbemail #118 - virus is pure meta brilliance.

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IndiBrony 42 points 2 years ago

I said come on fhqwhgads, I said come on fhqwhgads

Everybody to the limit! Everybody to the limit! Everybody come on fhqwhgads!

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breakcore 24 points 2 years ago

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ArbiterXero 5 points 2 years ago

Whut the hell?

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TheSlad 4 points 2 years ago

Its close, but not an exact match

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breakcore 1 point 2 years ago

The plot thickens ...

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ada 6 points 2 years ago

The chief is to the limit

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ripcord 10 points 2 years ago

chief

Oh...oh no.

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mesamunefire 33 points 2 years ago

Trogdooorr

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bamfic 8 points 2 years ago

The burninator

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BodePlotHole 8 points 2 years ago

Consummate V's!

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MadBabs 25 points 2 years ago

And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibby.

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ripcord 21 points 2 years ago

Techno. My son does too. He throws light switch raves.

Or Crazy Cartoon. Or Japanese Cartoon.

No, no, it's Virus. Tough to understand the jumping off the screen or popup gags these days, though.

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queermunist 19 points 2 years ago

"Well let me introduce you to my main man Edgar!"

-Edgar antivirus, programmed entirely in mom's basement

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HotWheelsVroom 20 points 2 years ago

Scan Complete!

423,827

Viruses Found

A New Record!!

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DavisJ3608 18 points 2 years ago

Computer over?!

Virus equals Very Yes?!

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HotWheelsVroom 10 points 2 years ago

That's not a good prize!

And the Compy... just peed my carpet.

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HotWheelsVroom 1 point 2 years ago

Strong Bad, what is going on?!

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esc27 5 points 2 years ago

Did you get a virus? No.. Did you get 400,000 viruses? Yes, very yes.

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esc27 4 points 2 years ago

Drop a train on em Edgar

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dharmacurious 16 points 2 years ago

I haven't been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that's all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:

"You are not [name]! You are not even literate!" And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself

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gla3dr 10 points 2 years ago

"Come back Ali... Come back Ali's sister..."

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HotWheelsVroom 8 points 2 years ago

That was the "sisters" sbemail!

"Well, Ali. There's ONE of me. A-deleted..."

"DELETED!? WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? NO! UNDELETED! UNDELETED!"

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dharmacurious 2 points 2 years ago

Holy crap, I was convinced I'd never get to see it again! That's exactly the one, watched it just now! Thanks!

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jballs 1 point 2 years ago
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bjoern_tantau 3 points 2 years ago

Then he'd dream about who's hotter. Ali or Ali's sister. And you could click on the pictures and they would cycle through women from Leisure Suit Larry.

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dharmacurious 1 point 2 years ago

Yes! OMG, I'd forgotten about that!

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NutWrench 15 points 2 years ago

Another vote for "Virus." Lots of 4th wall breaking. Also, the anti-virus report from "Edgar"

"Computer over? Virus = Very Yes?"

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Bytemeister 2 points 2 years ago

It's in a better place now. Actually, it's in the same place, but with a big hole in it!

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HotWheelsVroom 2 points 2 years ago

You murderer! You killed my brother! I mean, computer!

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Quill7513 14 points 2 years ago

We put that second lightswitch in so that you could turn the lights on and off

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buycurious 10 points 2 years ago

Not so you could throw light switch raves!

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dbilitated 13 points 2 years ago

I often quote light switch rave 😁

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beats_and_bytes 13 points 2 years ago

“Virus.”

Computer over?

Virus = very yes?

That’s not a good prize!

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MrAnderson 12 points 2 years ago

Hey, I just saw someone post desktop bg of this on a different community.

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beats_and_bytes 5 points 2 years ago

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HotWheelsVroom 1 point 2 years ago

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HotWheelsVroom 4 points 2 years ago

That was also me... ;)

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MrAnderson 3 points 2 years ago

Small world!

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Peppycito 13 points 2 years ago

My daughter's 8th grade French teacher was the writer of one. I felt brushed by fame.

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jodanlime 12 points 2 years ago

Checkin' my email hopin' it's from a female

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NataliePortland 11 points 2 years ago

I little email

Some you and me-mail

Haha that’s about as much as I can remember, aside from Trogdor

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captain_aggravated 10 points 2 years ago

It is difficult to pick a favorite.

Of course I have a fondness for "Dragon."

"Virus" comes to mind as well as a particularly good showcase of Flash animation. Some of the magic is lost now that Flash is dead and you're probably going to view the cartoon in a video player, but as originally presented they really pulled off some great interface screws like having Homestar pick apart the links at the bottom.

I really miss the Flash era, it felt so much more creative. Hell just having "cartoon or game" as a sliding scale was cool; Homestar Runner cartoons were all at least slightly interactive in ways no one does anymore for lack of a suitable media.

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bradorsomething 5 points 2 years ago

It is difficult to pick a favorite.

All my emails is like my childrens!

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TedZanzibar 10 points 2 years ago

Some of the very first ones were great; Trevor the vampire, and the one that birthed Homsar (possibly the very first one?). Stuck with it for all the classics; lightswitch rave, Trogdor, teen girl squad, 20X6, Sweet Cuppin' Cakes (I still bring up Eh, Steve! to this day).

Eventually they started getting longer and longer and lost a lot of the punchiness and I stopped watching.

I think my favourite is probably Trogdor. The way Strong Mad has just carved 'DAGRON' into the table always makes me chuckle for some reason.

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Routhinator 7 points 2 years ago

Trogdor is definitely my number one sbemail.

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stoy 10 points 2 years ago path: 0 11547912, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 1
IndiBrony 6 points 2 years ago

The system

Is down

The system

Is down

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b34k 10 points 2 years ago

“Hello, my name is Trevor. I am a vampire and…”

I am a vampire and what? I am a vampire and… here’s a million dollars?

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KillingAndKindess 8 points 2 years ago

TROGDOOOOOOOOR

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doctordevice 7 points 2 years ago

I said consummate Vs. Consummate!!

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Chefdano3 5 points 2 years ago

Guy wouldn't know majesty if it bit him in the face!

-that happened once

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MelodiousFunk 2 points 2 years ago

You just keep doin your thing man.

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Etterra 8 points 2 years ago

When he taped on a bunch of fake "fingers" to get people to stop asking "how do you type with boxing gloves on?"

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ArtVandelay 8 points 2 years ago

#36 Guitar

"And the dragon comes in the ...NIIIIIIIIIGH"

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Flying_Hellfish 7 points 2 years ago

Strongbad email maybe from a female.

My favorite is Kids' Book. "Some people are very tall and merciless, Quincy is destroying San Antonio."

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HotWheelsVroom 3 points 2 years ago

Strongbad email maybe from a female.

That was the "sisters" sbemail, where Strong Bad gets a message from Ali asking if he has a girlfriend, and that there's two of them, implying she has a sister. Strong Bad talks in a romantic voice, and ends up accidentally deleting Ali's message.

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Flying_Hellfish 2 points 2 years ago

I couldn't remember what one that was, thank you. I knew it wasn't kids book bit thats one of the things I still say all the time

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HotWheelsVroom 4 points 2 years ago

Deleted!? WHAT? Wait, what happened!? No, undeleted! UNDELETED! I didn't mean to do that! Aw, maaaaaan!

COME BACK, ALI..! Come back Ali's sister..!

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JackbyDev 7 points 2 years ago

I don't really remember them well enough to say. I remember the iconic ones but those weren't necessarily my favorites.

I used to watch Teen Girl Squad Valentimes every Valentine's Day for a long time, but that's not a sbemail.

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LustyArgonianMana 1 point 2 years ago

I loved Teen Girl Squad so much

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blueday 7 points 2 years ago path: 0 11548981, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 1
HotWheelsVroom 7 points 2 years ago

For behold, the 386! A spectacle of graphics and sound!

386

version 1.5

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originalucifer 7 points 2 years ago

i think this oc is relevant .

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imPastaSyndrome 7 points 2 years ago

"There's a rainbow in my pocket and I think it's starting to melt"

Is a quote from them and I can't remember which? Not i was literally just singing this to myself.

But I really like a lot of them... But if I had to pick one off the top of my head?

TROGDOR or children's book (? Title? - no two kids are not on fire!)

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MelodiousFunk 4 points 2 years ago

children's book (? Title? - no two kids are not on fire!)

Numbah 84 - Kids Book

Damn near pissed myself laughing the first time I saw it.

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Joejoebinkz1 7 points 2 years ago

Senor Cardgage Mortgage

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ArbiterXero 6 points 2 years ago

And… if you are some sort of robot, do you use your powers for good? Or for awesome?

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thebosz 6 points 2 years ago

"The Cheat is grounded!"

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HotWheelsVroom 9 points 2 years ago

"We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you can throw lightswitch raves!

Now let's go break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runner's Mountain Dew."

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ArbiterXero 2 points 2 years ago

I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff

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24_at_the_withers 6 points 2 years ago

"Hey Strongbad - check out my creepy pants!"

DELETED / DELORTED

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aport 6 points 2 years ago

Gotta have blue hair

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HotWheelsVroom 6 points 2 years ago

Man, "japanese cartoon" really was the birth of a legend. Can't forget the fond memories of playing that Stinkoman video game!

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Suck_on_my_Presence 5 points 2 years ago

There's one where someone asks him how to start a metal band(?). Gotta be ugly or else hot glue cornflakes to your face and use words that start with 'DE' like decrepit or decompose. Except maybe...

DENTIST Jugga jigga wugga DELI-STYLE jugga jigga wugga

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cabhan 5 points 2 years ago

The only one I really remember is Trogdor, but in order to keep it in my heart, I am a proud owner of Trogdor!!: The Boardgame

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TheSlad 3 points 2 years ago

I had a trogdor polo shirt, with a little trogdor embroidered where the polo guy usually is. I think my ex covertly threw it away at some point while we dating for 7 years.

I will never forgive her.

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ilovededyoupiggy 4 points 2 years ago

Lil Brudder was always my favorite. He has the heart of a champion!

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motor_spirit 4 points 2 years ago
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MajorHavoc 4 points 2 years ago

"The Cheat is one handsome fellow!

...

That was definitely an ugly bird."

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buzz86us 4 points 2 years ago

Trogdor

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pruwybn 4 points 2 years ago

I liked the one where he drank a whole bottle of soy sauce and tried to fly Bubs' concession stand.

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doctordevice 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, man. I'll gnaw your face off.

- Teh C.

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nickiwest 3 points 2 years ago

A lot of my favorites have already been mentioned, but I don't see "Caper" yet.

"Thanks for stopping by; thanks for breaking my cow lamp," is still common parlance in our household.

And "The Cheat Is Not Dead" is a classic Strongbad hit.

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kobra 3 points 2 years ago

Idk if it was an sbemail or not but I love the news report one where strongmad is throwing the cheat up in there air for a helicopter live update

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sharkfucker420 3 points 2 years ago

Whats homestar runner? I looked it up but didn't understand very quickly so I figured fans could tell me in a shorter way than a websearch can

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LibertyLizard 17 points 2 years ago

It’s a website from the early 2000’s that had absurdist flash animations centered around weird cartoon characters in a fiction small town. It was kind of like a weird interactive TV show for a while.

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sharkfucker420 1 point 2 years ago

Ah nice, that sounds cool. I probably would have enjoyed it if I had been old enough at the time

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Trainguyrom 1 point 2 years ago

I've had to explain it to my younger friends from college that all these flash animations the old farts reference and nostalgiagasm over were simply the best media available on the internet at the time, because online video just wasn't really a thing yet outside of flash animations

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Evotech 3 points 2 years ago

Old animated webcomic

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w3dd1e 3 points 2 years ago

How do you choose? I always loved Teen Girl Squad.

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golden_zealot 2 points 2 years ago

The one where he talks about hot gluing corn flakes to your face, singing from the bowels of your lungs, and creeping rusty meat in reference to death metal is good.

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StaticHex 2 points 2 years ago

Strongbad gets a virus...yes...very yes!

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captain_aggravated 3 points 2 years ago

I see a Strong Ba in there, but it's getting eaten by some Linux or something.

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soul 2 points 2 years ago

What are you? Some kind of tape leg?

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Snapz 2 points 2 years ago

Check check, check da emails!!!

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SharkEatingBreakfast 2 points 2 years ago

"Spring Cleaning" felt like a turning point to me, in a good way! I feel so fresh, so clean!

"Kid's Book" was absolutely my favorite.

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greatwhitebuffalo41 1 point 2 years ago

Some people are squirrel handed! Gregor is a weird name.

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greatwhitebuffalo41 1 point 2 years ago

Is there a Homestar Lemmy? I'm missing this in my life.

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BodePlotHole 1 point 2 years ago

They used to have a set of drinking glasses. Worth every penny.

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Hawke 1 point 2 years ago

I am a vampire and—

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Dunklets 1 point 2 years ago

The Facts

Fact 2 Garbledina

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