Anon sets a trap

2 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

MadBob 86 points 2 years ago

I don't think that happened, unless the bedding was made of tarpaulin or clingfilm or something. But then you should assume that these stories haven't happened, so there.

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janNatan 33 points 2 years ago

I disagree. He said "I think [she smelled my fart]."

I absolutely believe that. I believe he thought that. I also believe he is stupid af.

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superduperpirate 4 points 2 years ago

Unless there is evidence to the contrary, one should generally assume these things are creative writing exercises.

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son_named_bort 1 point 2 years ago

Or he did more than just fart

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ryannathans 64 points 2 years ago

Fake: anon shit the bed

Gay: it was after butt stuff

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sexy_peach 29 points 2 years ago

How I made the day of someone below me miserable

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StopJoiningWars 38 points 2 years ago

There's no such thing as "below" someone. All people are equal.

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riwo 25 points 2 years ago

not under capitalism :<

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Aganim 7 points 2 years ago

Are they? I do consider scum like Trump, Musk, Putin and fascists like them below me. Although admittedly they hardly qualify as people.

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StopJoiningWars 11 points 2 years ago

From a moral standpoint maybe, but not an absolutist one.

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Jumuta 5 points 2 years ago

that's what we like to believe, but simply believing doesn't make it come true

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Honytawk 2 points 2 years ago

There are 2 groups of people: everyone else and the racist who are below them.

Racists don't like it because they believe their skin colour or location of birth makes them better than others.

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sexy_peach 1 point 2 years ago

Have you worked service jobs before?

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StopJoiningWars -3 points 2 years ago

I can't tell which would be worse,

You trying to say me saying everyone should be considered equal is invalid because you think I've never worked a service job.

Or you attempting to say I am below you for having worked them.

Either way, you're a cunt, so dearly fuck right off.

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Rev3rze 1 point 2 years ago

It's a secret third option, I suspect. You stated that everyone is equal so (by my interpretation) they meant to show you the difference between theory and practice. As in "if you've ever worked in the service industry you'd have experienced first-hand that often you are not treated as an equal".

Everybody is equal, but many assholes don't see it that way.

Edit: nevermind. Just got to the other comments further down and am shown, again, the folly of giving the benefit of the doubt.

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wesker 23 points 2 years ago

You consider housekeepers to be beneath you?

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sexy_peach 2 points 2 years ago

If they would be working for me there is a clear hierarchy. Being shitty to them on top of that is just cruel.

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wesker -1 points 2 years ago

In this scenario you aren't their boss, you're just leaving farts in the bed to ferment and they happened to break the hermetic seal.

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sexy_peach 1 point 2 years ago

And they will have to deal with them or maybe lose their job.

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StopJoiningWars -2 points 2 years ago

Oh but you are being shitty by equating a hierarchy to superiority.

Check your privilege, cunt.

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sexy_peach 3 points 2 years ago

Please, I have been nothing but nice. I have been treated badly by people for working under them. There is a clear hierarchy of power between a boss and an employee.

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@sh.itjust.works

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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