"but they sting/bite/are toxic/are icky" blah blah. nature does not owe you safety

2 years ago by stabby_cicada to c/memes

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Gsus4 11 points 2 years ago

Shilling for big waspa. I shoulda known.

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datelmd5sum 77 points 2 years ago

Bees are like carpenters, they carry a knife but you're not worried they might stab you for no reason.

Wasps are like meth heads.

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Asafum 29 points 2 years ago

They're like meth head gang members that also call their gang to attack you after they do. That's what terrifies me of them.

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0laura 4 points 2 years ago

you leave them alone and they'll leave you alone.

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null 42 points 2 years ago

If only that were true.

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Comment105 -15 points 2 years ago

Libs say that about everything and it's never true.

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null 7 points 2 years ago

Huh?

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thejoker954 17 points 2 years ago

Nah thats bees. Wasps are angry bastards who will attack with no provocation.

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tiredofsametab 7 points 2 years ago

Allow me to introduce giant Asian hornets who will just stab you for being in their flight path.

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Mobile 4 points 2 years ago

I'm with you. There are 3 European Paper wasp nests under my patio that have been there since spring. I have yet to be stung.

I've been thinking to get a bee suit to move them in the event they do sting me. Otherwise, I'll remove the nests this winter.

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datelmd5sum 1 point 2 years ago

When they start getting cold they might start stinging because why not? They're gonna die anyways.

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Mobile 3 points 2 years ago

Key word. "Might".

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arken 3 points 2 years ago

That's valid until autumn, when days get shorter and colder...suddenly the old arrangement is nullified.

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numberfour002 63 points 2 years ago

Shitty wasps like Yellow Jackets give almost all the other wasps a bad reputation. Yellow Jackets are mean and spiteful, even when they aren't protecting their nest.

Most other eusocial wasps are pretty docile, unless you mess with their nest or really go out of your way to harass them.

In many parts of the world, like my own, there are far more species of solitary wasps than eusocial wasps. Solitary wasps are nearly all non-aggressive, they don't have communal nests to defend, and they basically don't have time to fuck around with stinging shit because they are too busy building a chamber for their eggs, collecting food for their upcoming progeny, and trying to stay fed and hydrated while doing it.

So what I'm getting at is that most wasps I encounter on a regular basis are pretty chill. Really, this goes for bees as well. Most of the ones I see on a regular basis are solitary types and non-aggressive. The most aggressive bees I tend to encounter are male carpenter bees. They are highly territorial and they'll even buzz a human to scare them off. However, there's no threat. Male bees and wasps cannot sting, they do not even have stingers.

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MelodiousFunk 26 points 2 years ago

The most aggressive bees I tend to encounter are male carpenter bees. They are highly territorial and they'll even buzz a human to scare them off. However, there's no threat.

No threat of stinging, anyway. They will absolutely wreak havoc on a wood framed house.

bzzzzbzzzBZZZZZ

Yes, sir, I see you. I see your little pile of sawdust on the fence, too. No, I'm not going to screw with it. I'm just installing this gate latch."

bzzzbzbbzbbzbzbzbzbzzzzz

This would go a lot faster if I didn't have to keep ducking.

BZZZZZZ

Okay, I'm done, jeez.

BZZZZZzzzbzzzz^bzzzz^

...aaaaand under the fascia board it goes. Shit.

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numberfour002 4 points 2 years ago

As far as I'm aware, it's the females that dig the holes in wood as a nesting chamber, not the males. So I don't think the males are even a thread to a wood framed house.

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MelodiousFunk 2 points 2 years ago

The females wouldn't be a threat either if the males could just learn to keep it in their pants

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

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Pandantic 6 points 2 years ago

We have paper wasps around here. They bump you before they sting you. Like “hey bump we got a nest here bump stay away bump” I’ve only been stung when I was shaking something out next to a nest and they saw it as aggressive + too close.

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numberfour002 4 points 2 years ago

Yep, lots of bees and wasps do this because they don't actually want to sting defensively if it can be avoided, so they are merely trying to intimidate a potential threat. Unfortunately, it's very common for people to panic and behave erratically in response, and that tends to make the critters feel like they are in danger, so they do end up stinging. It basically becomes a self-fulfilling prophesy.

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JackbyDev 5 points 2 years ago

I love carpenter bees. ❤️

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TwentySeven 1 point 2 years ago

You like having your property destroyed?

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JackbyDev 2 points 2 years ago

No, of course not. I've put out traps for them before. Then we're really bad when I first moved into this house and I killed a lot the first two years I lived here. I rarely see them now but I still see them occasionally. If their numbers get crazy again I'll put traps out again. For better or worse they're the most common solitary bee in my area. I probably see at least 10x as many carpenter bees as bumble bees. I know because I'm always looking for those fuzzy butts lol.

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TwentySeven 1 point 2 years ago

Fair enough, seeing an occasional one is fine. I moved into a house with an infestation a while back, there were hundreds of them living in the porch rafters. There were dozens of them swarming the porch at any given time during the day.

Traps did nothing for me. I used liquid nails and filled in their holes at night while they were sleeping. 10% would chew their way back out, so I repeated until they were gone.

I don't mind bees in general, but I have a distaste for carpenter bees after that experience.

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verstra 41 points 2 years ago

Bees, wasps, ok, got it.

But mosquitoes? I'be yet to find a biologist that would advocate for preservation of mosquitos. Kill them with fire.

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Trainguyrom 28 points 2 years ago

Ehem

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iAvicenna 5 points 2 years ago

where is this from?

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Trainguyrom 12 points 2 years ago

There’s a backstory that’s revealed throughout the first Lilo and Stitch movie that Agent Bubbles was in the CIA in Roswell NM in the 60s and was able to smooth over an intergalactic incident by convincing the intergalactic government that earth is a critical ecosystem for protecting the endangered mosquito and to classify Earth as a wildlife preserve.

So there’s jokes peppered throughout the film as Pleakley joins the escaped prisoner capture mission on Earth to ensure minimal disruption to the mosquito food chain.

In case its not obvious, I recently rewatched that movie with my kids

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iAvicenna 3 points 2 years ago

never watched it but the movie poster never suggested to me such a story! I thought stitch was just an ugly koala like animal

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oftheair 1 point 2 years ago

Lilo & Stitch, 2002 disney movie

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samus12345 2 points 2 years ago

Curious how the non-humans will look in the live-action version coming out. They got Stitch right, at least.

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Swedneck 1 point 2 years ago

almost right, still looks like an animated plush toy rather than an animal. they're so close to getting out of the uncanny valley but didn't quite make it

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samus12345 1 point 2 years ago

But the thing is, Stitch DOES look like a plush toy. To make him look realistic they'd have to change his design quite a bit.

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Etterra 1 point 2 years ago

Take it easy there John Ringo

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JackbyDev 9 points 2 years ago

That thing we do where we dump genetically modified mosquitoes into an area to make sterile mosquitoes and kill them off is awesome because the gene dies out after a few years. It'd essentially a temporary and mild extinction we can do. It's amazing because we don't even need to decide if it's correct to kill off a species.

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LibertyLizard 7 points 2 years ago

It’s also worth noting that this technique has been used primarily in urban areas with introduced species of mosquitoes. It would have different effects if done in wild ecosystems on native species.

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prettybunnys 7 points 2 years ago

Mosquitos are one of the most prolific pollinators, I think you’d find most biologists would tell you this.

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Gsus4 6 points 2 years ago

really, they are that relevant in pollination too? I thought it was some nutrient feedback link from large fauna to lake environments.

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Gsus4 6 points 2 years ago

this is great how did yt never recommend this guy to me, I'm always watching this sort of stuff :3

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acockworkorange 2 points 2 years ago

Damn, can’t even hate on mosquitos. Where will this ever end?

BTW I recently learned the itchiness is just allergies. Some people aren’t allergic to mosquito bites and donate their blood to them without consequences. Other than the odd transmitted disease, of course.

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prettybunnys 4 points 2 years ago

Frankly I’m waiting for humans to start infecting mosquitos with something instead of the other way around.

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acockworkorange 1 point 2 years ago

I’m pretty sure we do, we just just couldn’t care less.

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LordGimp 1 point 2 years ago

Nah that's just female mosquitoes. Male mosquitoes are pollinators. Unfortunately, male mosquitoes need female mosquitoes.

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SSJMarx 29 points 2 years ago
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todd_bonzalez 22 points 2 years ago
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Rooskie91 13 points 2 years ago

This is just plain false. Them and their eggs are an important food source for all kinds of aquatic animals and birds. Also, their larva remove contamins for water.

Even logically this doesn't make sense. What's more likely: every insect is extremely important except one, or humans are wrong (as we so often are) about one species of insect?

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psud 3 points 2 years ago

The specific mosquito species that carries malaria isn't all that important. Other mosquitos will occupy it's niches. That's the mosquito people want to eradicate

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Gloomy 7 points 2 years ago

Sounds like massive human bias at play. Any source?

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Rawrx3 4 points 2 years ago

Bed bugs?

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todd_bonzalez 5 points 2 years ago
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rickyrigatoni 3 points 2 years ago

who is putting their bed in a cave

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Rawrx3 3 points 2 years ago

So what you're saying is they should stay far away from civilization...

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Asidonhopo 3 points 2 years ago

Ticks can eat shit and die too

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stardustpathsofglory 2 points 2 years ago

There are fish which are eating the larvae and also adult mosquitos.

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Shard 1 point 2 years ago

They don't feed exclusively on mosquito larvae/eggs. They can easily switch to another source.

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tiredofsametab 2 points 2 years ago

I wonder how much has been studied about the ability of the other species to proliferate enough to make up and not be eaten out of existence. The mosquitos existing may not be the limiting factor on the population size of other species.

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Mongostein 2 points 2 years ago

Don’t bats eat mosquitos?

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morrowind 27 points 2 years ago

Ok, fine, educate me, what do wasps contribute to the environment?

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Windex007 55 points 2 years ago

People who post shit like this are being intentionally obtuse and provocative. "Wasp" is a big tent classification, and what everyone else thinks of are a few specific creatures.

A wasp is any insect of the narrow-waisted suborder Apocrita of the order Hymenoptera which is neither a bee nor an ant;

Vast majority of things that are "wasps" don't bite/sting and many are important pollinators.

The bitey stingy ones? Fuck em.

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JovialMicrobial 14 points 2 years ago

As someone who has a live and let live attitude towards most insects....when I got swarmed by ground wasps while weeding out my garden I had no mercy for them after. Aggressive doesn't even describe how pissed they get.

It was the first time I didn't feel bad about using insecticide. So yeah, the hyper aggressive, stinging ones can fuck right off.

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod 3 points 2 years ago

I've found the best thing to use against wasps is diatomaceous earth. It's non-toxic, and just very tiny silicate animals that get into their joints. It kills the entire nest and not much else around it.

That's what they used when the wasps were in my siding and stinging me in my bed at night.

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JovialMicrobial 5 points 2 years ago

Oh that's a great idea! I didn't know diatomaceous earth worked on wasps.

I've used it to keep ticks and fleas out of the lawn area my dogs play in, and to get rid of ants.

I don't know why it didn't occur to me to dump it on the wasps, I guess I just thought they were too big? Doesn't it work by puncturing their exoskeleton and basically sucking all their fluids out?(I could be misinformed on that)

Either way I'll go that route if I run into that issue again! Then I don't have to worry about contaminated areas of my lawn.

Thank you for the tip!!!

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JackbyDev 4 points 2 years ago

You lost me at the end. Now you're the one being obtuse and provocative. Just because something stings or bites doesn't mean it isn't good for the environment.

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anivia 2 points 2 years ago

Just because something is good for the environment doesn't mean the environment can't live without it

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JackbyDev 3 points 2 years ago

The world would survive an extinction event given enough time, that doesn't mean the loss of biodiversity is acceptable.

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Comment105 -3 points 2 years ago

Fuck you too, then

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JackbyDev 1 point 2 years ago

Why?

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Gsus4 25 points 2 years ago

They eat the things that eat the things you eat.

(e.g. aphids, caterpillars and mfcking thrips and leaf miners)

PS: ok just one more: if bees are the plant matchmakers, wasps are broad spectrum pest exterminators.

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ElJefe 17 points 2 years ago

Yeah… well the also eat my peaches and plums. So they eat my food, and that just ain’t cool. On top of that they set up shop by my front door and then sting me for just walking into MY house where I was letting them make a little room of their own. Not no more. Them bitchass mfers are back in hell where they belong, and my world is much better since I opened that portal for them.

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Gsus4 2 points 2 years ago

yea, ok, we got rid of our peaches anyway, it wasn't that bad :D but yea, keep boundaries, ok.

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Scubus 2 points 2 years ago

.... they eat me?

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Gsus4 1 point 2 years ago

Not unless you are already dead 😁 they like carrion too.

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rockSlayer 16 points 2 years ago

Many wasp species, while not considered pollinators, still transport pollen and pollinate plants. Others hunt pest insects. There are also many species that are vital as prey for birds

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wer2 5 points 2 years ago

Figs.

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amelore 4 points 2 years ago

That's only some types of figs and one type of tiny wasp. Most figs we eat are virgin fruit.

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JackbyDev 3 points 2 years ago

They're pollinators. A popular example is figs but you'll see them in flowers just like bees.

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Reddfugee42 23 points 2 years ago

Of course nature doesn't owe us safety. That's why it's up to us to ensure our own safety by killing it with fire.

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SkyezOpen 23 points 2 years ago

More wasp propaganda. Nature does not owe me safety. My house siding is NOT NATURE. I WILL REVEL IN THEIR DEATH THROES.

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alcoholicorn 20 points 2 years ago

What about ticks?

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ElJefe 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah, fuck ticks and wasps

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alcoholicorn 12 points 2 years ago path: 0 11757828 11759169 11759337, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 1
EtherWhack 3 points 2 years ago

That was just so they could study the microbiome in the tick's gut without the bacteria on it's surface contaminating the sample.

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njm1314 20 points 2 years ago

I will not stand for this Pro wasp propaganda!

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RustyNova 18 points 2 years ago

Kill them with fire!

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TrickDacy 2 points 2 years ago

The commenters, right?

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RustyNova 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah of course

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TrickDacy 1 point 2 years ago

Well I got downvoted (I assume not by you) for asking, so yeah I guess that confirms how many in the comments section are kind of shitty.

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EnderMB 13 points 2 years ago

Stupid question.

Could a wasp be bred/altered to not have a sting, or at best not have a sting that can penetrate human skin? It's akin to domestication, but we selectively breed wasps to not be such cunts.

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LordGimp 10 points 2 years ago

You're thinking of bees. Also iirc wasps used to be the only way to pollinate certain figs, and considering the popularity of figs through history, someone probably attempted this.

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KillingTimeItself 5 points 2 years ago

isnt this like just like, wasp eugenics

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Comment105 5 points 2 years ago

I'm all for it.

I'm unashamedly a vespidaephobic eugenicist.

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KillingTimeItself 2 points 2 years ago

fuck it why not

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tiredofsametab 3 points 2 years ago

As someone who works outside several days in an area with multiple species of wasps, including murder hornets, that would be fantastic. I've not been stung yet, but it's only a matter of time and I might be allergic (I'm allergic to bees, or at least used to be, but I only had light swelling from a paper wasp. Still, I'd rather not find out).

Speaking of, if we could make all my local snakes non-venomous, I would be delighted.

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Ma10gan 12 points 2 years ago

I stopped being scared of wasps after learning how to read their body language. Quiet buzzing and relaxed wings = calm, whereas loud buzzing and raised wings = mad. Plus, as long as you're not allergic, a sting is just temporary pain, which definitely isn't worth taking their life. Wasps are literally just animals, and we should be kind to them.

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rockSlayer 1 point 2 years ago
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seathru 10 points 2 years ago

I'm torn by spider wasps. I get irrationally angry when I see one of my wolf spider buddies getting dragged across the yard to their death.

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JackbyDev 7 points 2 years ago

That's a sign of a healthy ecosystem. Predators are more likely to be keystone species. Spider wasps are predating on predators. You've got enough spiders to keep the bugs in control and wasps to take care of the extra spiders? I'm jealous!

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NigelFrobisher 6 points 2 years ago

Wait, if spider wasps hunt spiders, what do wolf spiders hunt?

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BlackDragon 7 points 2 years ago

Believe it or not, cats.

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sharkfucker420 10 points 2 years ago

Pest control guy killed the wasps on my balcony without asking :/ I don't even use the balcony, they were just chillin. Now theres just a pile of corpses

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JackbyDev 1 point 2 years ago

I have to hide from the windows when pest control comes. I don't wanna know what they do. I need to talk to my wife about it, I would've cancelled it otherwise.

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KillingTimeItself 10 points 2 years ago

listen, i didn't ask to be born with a functional aversion to isopods and insects in general, ok.

I didn't want this shit, but i got it anyway.

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Shou 3 points 2 years ago

They didn't want you either, but here you are.

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KillingTimeItself 3 points 2 years ago

im pretty sure the insects don't care, they keep showing up in my room and i keep killing them.

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pyre 9 points 2 years ago

yeah, nature does not owe you safety, which is why i kill wasps on sight because I'm part of nature. get fucked, wasps, we all know you're just fascist bees.

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funbreaker 8 points 2 years ago

I know they're important. I'm also afraid of them because some members of my family have had adverse reactions to stings from wasps. I would like wasps to live happy, happy lives far, far away from me.

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MelodiousFunk 7 points 2 years ago

I haven't killed a wasp in years. And that was only because it was building a nest inside my storm door just above eye level. Surprised the shit out of me because I barely saw the nest in the dark, struggled to change focus, and jumped back once I realized what I was seeing. Was not a fun encounter. It's like, buddy, nobody was gonna be happy with that arrangement.

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Pandantic 4 points 2 years ago

I gotta kill a wasp nest soon (my bros, paper wasps) because they’re on the balcony and I’m trying to sell my house. Anyone know of a way to relocate them instead? No, I don’t have a bee suit. I feel bad too because I’ve seen a bunch of abandoned nests around the outside while cleaning my house, in perfectly acceptable places, but out in the open so they probably got prayed on and now they’re safe behind the fake shutters. 😭

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iAvicenna 4 points 2 years ago

I feel like humans are the only species whose extinction would not have a negative effect on Earth's ecosystem (quite possibly a positive one)

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Wilzax 18 points 2 years ago

Aedes mosquitos serve no known ecological purpose. They are purely parasitic, are not unique pollinators (as in, any plant they do pollinate is also pollinated by other species), and do not make up a substantial portion of the diet of any species.

I would venture to say their extinction would have a positive effect on the Ecosystem by closing that transmission vector for the diseases they carry.

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Gsus4 5 points 2 years ago

So basically disease wifi, then :)

Could it possibly act as a form of reservoir for diseases that control the size of certain fauna, like...apes?

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Wilzax 4 points 2 years ago

All I could find as a positive for their existence is that in the past they have kept humans from inhabiting rainforests and marshlands, and more generally control where grazing animals can feed.

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iAvicenna 4 points 2 years ago

Good to know we are not alone!

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2pt_perversion 0 points 2 years ago
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Wilzax 7 points 2 years ago

Humans are not bad for the environment. Capitalism is bad for the environment. Before imperialism and capitalism, most places on earth were populated by indigenous humans who actually protected the land they relied on to survive. There was no drive to exploit the land for all its resources, and there was an existential motivator for preserving nature as best as possible.

See OP's comment in a different thread: https://lemmy.world/comment/11768484

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2pt_perversion 2 points 2 years ago
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KillingTimeItself 1 point 2 years ago

arguably, if we're talking about what's bad for the planet, you could easily just make the argument that humans are over populated due to our advances in science and engineering allowing us to both live longer, and protect ourselves from the various threats in the environment meant to keep is at a reasonable level of population.

Presumably, mother nature never intended for species to be consciously countering her very own playbook at every fucking turn possible.

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iAvicenna 1 point 2 years ago

humans have invented capitalism

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iAvicenna 4 points 2 years ago

how many billionaires have mosquitoes killed so far? that is the correct question 𓆤

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stabby_cicada 11 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: I've been doing a lot of reading about indigenous peoples, and one of the constant themes is how those peoples' traditional life ways were net positives for the environment. In California, for instance, Native American agriculture involved controlled burns every twenty years or so - keeping the soil fertile and encouraging a healthy mix of the "wild" species they cared for. They had been doing that for maybe 20,000 years. So when "environmentalists" in the early 20th century decided native lifeways were primitive and bad for the environment, and established enormous national parks where natives were no longer permitted to hunt or gather and fires were stamped out immediately, those national parks turned into tinder boxes - instead of the controlled burns the plants had evolved to take advantage of, we ended up with decades of fuel building up in the undergrowth, turning into massive uncontrolled burns that killed everything, and then invasive species rolled up and finished off the native plants.

"But untouched pristine wilderness"... No. That never existed. That's a racist trope spread by white colonists who wanted to think of Native Americans as enemies of nature in order to justify genocide. It's the opposite of the noble savage myth and equally racist. Fuck John Muir.

Over and over again, when you compare areas where indigenous people had lived in their traditional lifeways to areas where the people were killed or exiled but the environment was left untouched, the areas where humans were genocided have less species diversity, less fertility, and less healthy environments overall.

And if we, 21st century humanity, can use our science and technology to rediscover the old knowledge, we can take up our previous role and manage the environment around us for the benefit of all. Hell, in a lot of environments we have a duty to do so - we brought the rabbits to Australia, who's going to get rid of them if not for us?

And all that rant is to say, humans aren't the problem. Capitalism is the problem. Greed is the problem. Humans have lived as beneficial parts of the environment for approximately 150,000 years and we can do so again.

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iAvicenna 3 points 2 years ago

humans have invented capitalism therefore humans are bad for the ecosystem. In just a century, it surpassed whatever good we did in the past.

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BobTheDestroyer 3 points 2 years ago

Adam Smith stands to speak as the ship rocks with the waves.

"The creation of wealth is what matters. If an industrious businessman wants to use available resources to create goods which he can then sell in the market he should be applauded for producing something of value. No one should be allowed to stifle industry."

"But how can you not see what harm you are causing? By promoting this naked greed you endanger us all. Every day the planks of our ship grow thinner. And for what? So that some baron can collect more of our coin?"

"Tecumseh, you are a simple minded savage. The items for sale in the market today: toothpicks, wooden spoons, hair combs, if they didn't have more value in that form then nobody would pay for them. The planks, the mast, and the deck boards of the ship must all have less value than the products made from them. The market has decided it is so."

"This market is destroying the very foundation of our life. Even now the water is knee high in the bilge and rising faster than we can bail it out. We lived in harmony with the ship for years. But ever since you established the market your 'businessmen' have been tearing the ship apart. How can we continue to live if the ship is sinking?"

A loud crack as one of the spars snaps sending splinters raining down on the deck. Several well dressed passengers scramble to collect the pieces.

"You see, Tecumseh, even on a collapsing ship there is opportunity for profit. You can't deny the genius of the market. And if the ship starts to sink the market will substitute another, better ship, as soon as it is profitable."

"Sigh. Only when the last mast has snapped, the last plank has broken, and our ship is underwater will you realize that coin will not keep you afloat."

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ICastFist 2 points 2 years ago path: 0 11768484 11770128 11772918, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
KillingTimeItself 1 point 2 years ago

“But untouched pristine wilderness”…

i mean i think it would've existed before the population of america deforested shit tons of land for both lumber and construction, but idk, i just feel like there would probably be a lot more very large trees around the US if that hadn't happened, maybe i'm wrong tho.

also, tangentially related, we see similar things outside of these populations in science generally, for example airfoil and propeller design is starting to mimic whales more and more over time. Only just now we're discovering that. So it's probably just the 1900s science/social behaviorisms that were problematic, capitalism played a role, but at the end of the day capitalism just responds to the market, so.

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Gsus4 1 point 2 years ago

About the national park undergrowth...how about the option to release herds of goats to eat all that extra stuff on the ground to avoid having it burn eventually?

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stabby_cicada 2 points 2 years ago

I'm not an expert, but I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing. If goats aren't native to the area, we'd want to be careful not to do more harm than good (like, what if the goats like the native plants but don't eat the invasive species), ofc.

It's certainly better than the logging industry's argument that they can replicate the effects of forest fires by clear cutting old growth forests.

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WalrusDragonOnABike 3 points 2 years ago

Blue-eyed ensign wasps are cute :3

Had one indoors the other day at work and someone noticed it and was bothered by its existence. I took a picture of it and the grabbed it to take it outside. Would have preferred to let it be, but worried others might hurt it :\

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cerement 3 points 2 years ago

get revenge by eating figs

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LordGimp 3 points 2 years ago

Bugs are cool as long as they are spiders who exclusively eat other bugs. And pill bugs.

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Bougie_Birdie 2 points 2 years ago

Is there a bee-ologist who can tell me if hornets are wasps, or are they their own thing?

The wasps around here have always been pretty chill around me, but I get wary around hornets.

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lenuup 13 points 2 years ago

So, first of all a bee-ologist can only help you marginally, as bees are in the same order as wasps, hornets and ants but relatively far removed from them. Hornets (genus vespa) and classic wasps (genus vespula) on the other hand share the same subfamily vespinae and are both considered wasps. This was a nice short dive into wikipedia. As I am a crystallographer any real entomologist can feel free to correct me.

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SturgiesYrFase 5 points 2 years ago

My dad's not a bee-ologist. He's an apiarist(bee keeper). He is suuuuuper knowledgeable about wasps, hornets, and ants too because like me he's a fuckin nerd!
I have not a single thing other than that to add to the conversation! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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Tudsamfa 2 points 2 years ago

I imagine a world without bees and wasps to look more like those in my dinosaur books.

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tiredofsametab 2 points 2 years ago

Paper wasps usually are fine unless you get too close. I opened up the old toolbox on my grandad's tractor (parked outside, lid slightly ajar) as a curious kid. I was greeted by angry buzzing followed swiftly by stinging.

I also have some on the outside of my carport where the roof overhangs a bit. I could harvest my peppers a couple meters below them without issue. Once I got a little close and one did the diving/swooping "sod off" manoeuvre, but otherwise never bothered me. Their nest got taken out by a typhoon a few days ago, however

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Gsus4 1 point 2 years ago

Polistes Dominula are just friendly neighbours who like to chill around you when you do stuff with water or food or like to "help" when you DIY. They also gather to cool down in shaded areas around noon. I've never seen the nest, maybe that's why they are so chill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdzuoldCYHw

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Swedneck 1 point 2 years ago

it's kinda funny how the core issue of these posts is really just that people say "wasp" when they mean "hornet"

wasps are fine, most wasps are barely noticable and couldn't give less of a toss about our existence.
hornets are the terrible ones, especially the kinds that grow way way way way larger than they have any right of doing, at least craneflies have the common decency to be thin and seemingly incapable of guiding their flight.

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Etterra 1 point 2 years ago

If nature doesn't owe us safety, we don't owe it kindness either.

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JackbyDev 5 points 2 years ago

What in the giving tree is this bullshit?

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divergency -1 points 2 years ago
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