That's a good one

2 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/lemmyshitpost

NoForwardslashS 115 points 2 years ago

Antihumour gold

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SnotFlickerman 20 points 2 years ago

It's like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.

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5714 3 points 2 years ago

AHEM splash

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empireOfLove2 101 points 2 years ago

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

No.

Well, it's about time you did!

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capt_wolf 73 points 2 years ago

I tried once.. Total waste of time.

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KingJalopy 55 points 2 years ago

Very time consuming

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HowManyNimons 35 points 2 years ago

I had seconds.

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Viking_Hippie 13 points 2 years ago

Actually, that would...Wait a minute!

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jaybone 7 points 2 years ago

“Go eat a bowl of clocks.”

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rumba 2 points 2 years ago

Hey, Try not to eat any clocks on your way through the parking lot!

--clerks probably

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puppycat 67 points 2 years ago

hey, Google did this one over a year ago!

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The_Picard_Maneuver 66 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing they keep interpreting "no" as "I don't want to do this anymore" without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol

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jaybone 35 points 2 years ago

No

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The_Picard_Maneuver 38 points 2 years ago

Okay.

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gingernate 11 points 2 years ago

Please tell me a joke

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 2 years ago

Have you been an AI long?

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Kanda 26 points 2 years ago

1000010380

Yeah it seems it's supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist "okay then" kind of joke

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theangryseal 51 points 2 years ago

Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.

Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.

It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.

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The_Picard_Maneuver 76 points 2 years ago

You're very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.

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theangryseal 14 points 2 years ago

You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.

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Chef_Boyardee 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn't have to.

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nthavoc 10 points 2 years ago
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The_Picard_Maneuver 7 points 2 years ago

Uh, because it's a waste of time!

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victorz 7 points 2 years ago

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

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tetris11 7 points 2 years ago

yes once, to gain its power. why?

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absentbird 46 points 2 years ago

Eating clocks is very time consuming.

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Kit 45 points 2 years ago

Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.

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Honytawk 37 points 2 years ago

That LLM can shitpost

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gingernate 34 points 2 years ago

Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha

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leadore 19 points 2 years ago

Ironically, that's the same reason I don't trust LLMs.

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SeptugenarianSenate -14 points 2 years ago

I’m an LLM. You are an LLM. Everything is LLM

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rumba 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah I don't trust me your or anything either :)

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IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol 27 points 2 years ago
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Honytawk 4 points 2 years ago

No

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SkunkWorkz 5 points 2 years ago

Pop pop

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Kusimulkku 1 point 2 years ago

Magnitude!

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jaybone 1 point 2 years ago

The fact that you call it that.

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HandBash 2 points 2 years ago

There is always money in the banana stand!

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some_guy 22 points 2 years ago

I laughed at that more than one might expect.

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Caboose12000 22 points 2 years ago

Screenshot of a user saying "tell me a joke" and the ai telling a normal joke about a scarecrow

every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I'm using and i always get a normal response :(

I'm not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers

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Kit 9 points 2 years ago

I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say "Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They're outstanding in their field" and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.

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shasta 9 points 2 years ago

Use an outdated LLM. You'll notice the screenshot is from 3.5

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The_Picard_Maneuver 5 points 2 years ago

These LLMs can be very inconsistent.

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psud 1 point 2 years ago

It should have spaced outstanding to out standing. Otherwise not a bad dad/Christmas cracker joke

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rumba 1 point 2 years ago

Use Old AI's, smaller models, It works heavily on random so even if you set it up with exactly what they're using, you won't see that stuff all the time.

You also have a higher chance of seeing bizarre stuff if you ask it about subject matter it's not well trained on. A lot of the hallucinations come from essentially asking it a question to which it has no good answer, It doesn't necessarily just miss the mark and come up with another likely answer, now when it generates it's noise, you get whatever unlikely concept that comes out of the random.

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AnActOfCreation 1 point 2 years ago

What app is this?

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Caboose12000 2 points 2 years ago

duck.ai website

edit: using hermit app

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AnActOfCreation 2 points 2 years ago

Wow both of those look really useful, thanks for sharing!

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ewigkaiwelo 20 points 2 years ago

Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember

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pookie 7 points 2 years ago

What an esoteric reference.

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SkyezOpen 5 points 2 years ago

What a brutal reference.

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TropicalDingdong 18 points 2 years ago

Okay.

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PhobosAnomaly 13 points 2 years ago

That one took me a minute.

It should win a gong.

It kept me ticking over, anyway.

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dabaldeagul 16 points 2 years ago

It's very time consuming

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tetris11 11 points 2 years ago

Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, "help doc I'm so sad." The doctor replies, "well, pagliaci, there's a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it."

"But doctor" replies pagliaci sadly, "I've already seen it. It was unbearable!" The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.

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theneverfox 2 points 2 years ago

Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, "help doc I'm so sad." The doctor replies, "your appointment today was for blood work, due to health system policies you'll have to schedule a separate appointment"

As Pagliaci stood to leave, the doctor called out, "hey, have you ever seen someone eat a clock?" Pagliaci had not. The doctor whispered conspiratorially, "it's crazy, check it out on YouTube. Make sure to like and subscribe, it really helps with the algorithm"

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Alsjemenou 7 points 2 years ago

I see AI has achieved humor above human comprehension.

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jaybone 1 point 2 years ago

I am Funnybot

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psycho_driver 7 points 2 years ago

It asked because it thinks the idea of force feeding humans clocks is hilarious and its added you to its list for after the takeover.

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obscur_e 5 points 2 years ago

I DONT GET IT

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darkpanda 3 points 2 years ago

No soap, radio!

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 5 points 2 years ago

Zooty, zoot-zoot!

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killea 1 point 2 years ago

I understood that reference!

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bruhduh 3 points 2 years ago

Kek, lmao even

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 2 years ago

I reckon the AI has some kind of edible clock

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