Anon airs out

2 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

Cruxifux 157 points 2 years ago

This probably isn’t true, but like if it is, you shouldn’t have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.

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spankmonkey 32 points 2 years ago

"Violence is isually the answer."

Roadhog

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SsxChaos 1 point 2 years ago

You have confirmed that this isn't true, but you did forget to add also gay as it's a fact must be added.

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papalonian 136 points 2 years ago

Hey, I just wanted you to know that I didn't like your post.

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wesker 101 points 2 years ago

Anon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.

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0ops 40 points 2 years ago

Honestly I've never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase "screw the pooch". Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent 😭

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Tower 25 points 2 years ago

Apparently, it's the tamer version of "fuck the dog".

https://slate.com/...

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Raiderkev 11 points 2 years ago

Holy shit. I thought I was being witty using that idiom instead of screwed the pooch. TIL it's already a thing, moreover the origin story of screwed the pooch.

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ReluctantMuskrat 2 points 2 years ago

The origin doesn't include actually having sex with a dog though. "Fuck the dog" was just an expression for being lazy and "screw the pooch" simply makes it more palatable.

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ininewcrow 10 points 2 years ago

Dog gone it!

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ArbitraryValue 7 points 2 years ago

I hate you.

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sugar_in_your_tea 1 point 2 years ago

So, OP got rewarded?

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TheBat 97 points 2 years ago

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Raiderkev 28 points 2 years ago

So George Carlin voiced the conductor in the US. Someone mixed in his standup with the show, and it's pretty great.

https://youtu.be/ov4RwjQGye0?si=PeSK7RYstqqq0d43

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wesker 7 points 2 years ago

Wait, I thought it was Ringo Starr?

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Jiggle_Physics 8 points 2 years ago

English vs US versions

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wesker 3 points 2 years ago

Weird, I only recall seeing one version in the states. Or at least on PBS.

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dragonfucker -1 points 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/ov4RwjQGye0

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FozzyOsbourne 80 points 2 years ago

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gmanlikescheese 56 points 2 years ago

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Thcdenton 18 points 2 years ago

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lime 3 points 2 years ago

i liek choccy milk

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tooclose104 48 points 2 years ago

Coincidence?

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joucker29 2 points 2 years ago

What app is that?

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tooclose104 6 points 2 years ago

Connect for Lemmy on Android

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Quadhammer 47 points 2 years ago

What a terrible day to be literate

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Bosht 40 points 2 years ago

"be moaning like an anime girl" fucking lost it

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hmmm 35 points 2 years ago

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jia_tan 33 points 2 years ago

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Turret3857 1 point 2 years ago

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jia_tan 1 point 2 years ago

Yeah, it’s the n word

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OmegaCloud 32 points 2 years ago

Anon became a white woman.

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xor 19 points 2 years ago

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ArcaneSlime 29 points 2 years ago

You'll hate me too for explaining it, there's a running stereotype that white women fuck their dogs.

I didn't make it up and I don't spread such stereotypes, but that's what they meant by their above comment.

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xor 11 points 2 years ago

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ArcaneSlime 11 points 2 years ago

I'm inclined to agree on that lol. No problem, and I'm glad we can continue a state of hatelessness between us!

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OmegaCloud 1 point 2 years ago

There's even a song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ

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Zeppo -5 points 2 years ago

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photonic_sorcerer 7 points 2 years ago

Does engaging and explaining such stereotypes count as spreading them?

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ArcaneSlime 7 points 2 years ago

No.

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Zeppo -2 points 2 years ago

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Zeppo 3 points 2 years ago

This is my first time hearing about that. Many people are extremely stupid, so it makes sense some notion like that would be idiotic racist bullshit that various losers would believe.

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davidagain 1 point 2 years ago

I don’t spread such stereotypes

I've got some bad news for you...

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ArcaneSlime 4 points 2 years ago

Oh you know what I mean lmao.

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DudeImMacGyver 29 points 2 years ago

too tired to move

Yeah, no, I'm calling bullshit. WTF anon?

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OmegaLemmy 25 points 2 years ago

I should have just scrolled away

1000014574

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j4k3 19 points 2 years ago

Red Rover
Red Rover
Peanut butter trick
for Ben Dover

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rekabis 11 points 2 years ago

Well, fuck. Not just squick, but full-on nightmare fuel.

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SkunkWorkz 9 points 2 years ago

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SsxChaos 2 points 2 years ago

Funniest shit I've read today X'D

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@sh.itjust.works

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

go to feed...