USA asks Denmark for help in the egg crisis | Sweden Herald
2 years ago by Blaze to c/buyeuropean
American authorities have turned to the industry association Danish Eggs and asked about the possibility of exporting eggs to the USA, reports Danish TV2 with reference to the industry magazine Fødevarewatch. The egg shortage in the USA is due to bird flu. Over 40 million animals were put down last year and prices have been driven up, which has created a political debate. Among other things, President Donald Trump blamed egg prices on former President Joe Biden in his speech to Congress. Whether Denmark will export eggs is unclear. A number of export requirements stand in the way at present, according to Danish Eggs.
From another comment below:
From the Danish media: https://nyheder.tv2.dk/...
There are a few additional points
Multiple European countries have gotten similar requests, not just Denmark
American egg policy requires washing the eggs while European policy prohibits this, making it highly inconvenient.
They would want assurance that America won't suddenly put tariffs on the eggs.
If america were to pay upwards of 1€ per egg, maybe they'd have a deal.
Sorry but Trump said recently that Europe has been created to piss off the USA. Since he knows better and since they consider it’s ok to have millions of chickens shitting on each other in their industries, we should let that great president handle that crisis himself. And keep our stock of eggs so that the price do not increase here. He can ask his friend Putin for cheap eggs.
It is deeper than supply chains, and unlikely to get under control. It is the core management philosophy that is at fault.
The reason they are asking Denmark is that Canada, and likely Mexico, wanted a deal on it, Trump wants it for free.
The problem is farm size. In Canada, egg farms will be in the range of 30k-100k birds. In the US, the farms are in the millions of birds. Canada does not have the issue the US has because smaller farms are more localized and have stricter regulations.
Egg and Ham Land
Denmark? The same Denmark they are threatening over Greenland? That Denmark?
I get they are asking all of Europe (also the same Europe they are threatening a trade war with) but this is just full on clown car.
I felt that.
i'ld happily send some (like 8 or so) eggs to the us, but...
- if you order now it will be the best deal ever, no one had ever made such a good deal, i'ld say its the best deal of the world, they'll ask how could you make such a good ... you get it.
- delivery will start roughly within a few congress days, but go fuck yourself, if not.
- just for the price of some scrap metal in the us, so 100.000$ each (not the package, each) see usd currency is currently dropping for reasons, so we must take care you're not ripping us off.
- the money needs to arrive within 2 businesscalendar days (not congress days) from now, later arrival results in 25% fee per day over that time, fee will be cut off from each egg separately before packaging. good luck with european banking standards on a weekend
- no special packaging will be used and neither way no garantee for anything, we only garantee that a shipping label will be created, delivery guy -if at all- only has to pretend to have ringed the doorbell even if he was on another continent at that time. also no garantee for freshness of the product should it arrive at all. delivery guy also can choose to deliver to your neighbour instead (but we'll tell him that those cut-in-half eggs should better not go to canada nor mexico, they don't deserve such)
- if you change your mind and want to return the eggs, you'll have to send the very same eggs back, even when just a handfull of worthless screws were in the package when it arrived. go f yourself and fuck amazon too, they like to f with everyone, so just do it.
- we might decide to send spider or locust eggs instead of those from chickens, you didn't declare that exactly anyway, just ask amazon about slight product changes when clicking the "into shopping card" button, yes, we do adopt us-american style of business extra for doing business with the us.
- we do have the very same eggs for a smaller price somewhere, but this offer is just placed on top of the search by sellers choice, so its your fault if you use this offer (try use amazons order by price, cheap first and see what offers cease to exist for that search then)
- ah i nearly forgot, this order is a monthly abo by default.
- the money will be partly used to free chickens from slavery, this is our duty when dealing with pro slavery nations.
- this is not our chicken and egg problem
UPDATE: fixed business days to calendar days (thanks @psud)
Note that the US will consider the eggs only as payment for not having annexed Greenland in the past, and in no way as guarantee against future annexation.
From the Danish media: https://nyheder.tv2.dk/...
There are a few additional points
Multiple European countries have gotten similar requests, not just Denmark
American egg policy requires washing the eggs while European policy prohibits this, making it highly inconvenient.
They would want assurance that America won't suddenly put tariffs on the eggs.
If america were to pay upwards of 1€ per egg, maybe they'd have a deal.
Dear united states of fucking-over-your-allies and siding-with-the-baddies,
Get fucked.
Sincerely.
They’ve asked us in Norway as well, and we said lol no
Based
Panama made an exhaustive list of acts of submission to Trump, including selling Panama Canal and deported migrant prisons, Trump's response was to order Pentagon to make invasion plans for Panama.
As an American, I’m here to warn you that this orange hemorrhoid will go back on any and everything he says and you should not, under any circumstance, believe or trust him. He will take the first opportunity to back out or screw you over. Don’t do it. Remember, him and president musk believ that Americans are willing to tolerate a little pain. Make them reap their own whirlwind and suffer the consequences. Fuck them. Sincerely. And twice on their holy day.
How long does freight take against the shelf life of an eggywegg?
I know these won't be bleached so they'll last a little longer than US eggyweggs.
Ok, thanks for the explanation.
Good point about dehydrating them, didn't even think of that
If you refrigerate unwashed European eggs, they will last multiple months (I have kept eggs for more then 2 months), way past the expiration date on the packaging (I know because I do it constantly).
Do you do the water test? Or just crack it open and hope for the best??
I do the same as @DouchePalooza@lemm.ee and never have i ever had a rotten egg or anything close to it. I always refrigerate my eggs and they last for a really long time. Even though we don't wash eggs in Denmark like in crazy US we still refrigerate them her. I think it's just easy to do for our food supply chain here and helps keep the eggs fresh.
If you think about it, in nature a hen would naturally be laying eggs over the course of a month (wild hens don't lay eggs every single day) so an egg must be able to survive for minimum a month in outdoor temperatures and stay healthy untill there are enough eggs for the hen to start laying on them and incubate them. A month or 3 in a fridge should be no problem for an egg. Unles of course you wash it and ruin the natural protection layer....
When boiled, instant water test. Other types, when I'm not particularly confident, I just crack open to a bowl.
I'm used to this because I grew up with eggs from hens of friends and family so we never knew when they were laid or how long they were in the hen house... Anyway, with store bought eggs, never had a problem, even after months (only 1 bad batch that came from the supermarket).
Oh we have many to choose from.
- "skrid ad helvede til" = go to hell
- "fuck af" = fuck off
- "Må din røv klø og dine arme være for korte" = I hope your ass is itching and your arms too short to reach
- "Rend mig i røven" = Kiss my ass (literally: run me in the ass)
- "Rend og hop" = run and jump (for me)
- "Sut den" = Suck it
- "Luk røven" = Shut the fuck up (literally: close your ass)
"Denmark made clear that they absolutely have eggs", said a news person in German. Which is absolutely funny, because eggs and balls is the same word here.
"Dänemark hat klar gemacht, dass sie durchaus Eier haben."
I'll still buy US eggs, even if there's imports. The market will balance itself out when we can raise chickens again.
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Denmark better fucking not.
I'm in the US. Put the fucking pressure on us. Buy literally anything else but American products. Our conservatives need to learn exactly how bad "America First" is, and you can't do that when you sell out.
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