So jussi

2 years ago by ickplant to c/lemmyshitpost

QuantumSparkles 54 points 2 years ago

Unfortunate?

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ickplant 14 points 2 years ago

I’m with you, I think this is very fortunate.

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QuantumSparkles 8 points 2 years ago

(Sitting at home alone in the dark thinking about the bread I didn’t buy) “I have to know. I need to know. I need to know what it tastes like”

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hemko 30 points 2 years ago

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tostiman 5 points 2 years ago

with delicious filling

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ChaoticNeutralCzech 4 points 2 years ago

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DandomRude 1 point 2 years ago

Ah, yes, the good old HAns RIegel BOnns.

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sailorzoop 28 points 2 years ago

May I interest you in some

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DigitalDruid 9 points 2 years ago
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sundrei 9 points 2 years ago

Very demure.

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Octothorpidiot 27 points 2 years ago

Close contender

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Catoblepas 8 points 2 years ago

Fun fact: it’s actually a Mexican brand, that’s just the American branch logo. According to Wikipedia:

The name was formed as the combination of the Disney Bambi and Dumbo films names, which were the favourite movies of Marinela, Lorenzo Servitje's daughter.

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sundrei 10 points 2 years ago

Decent chance they could have been called Dumbi.

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daggermoon 4 points 2 years ago

We also got Otis Spunkmeyer. I ain't eating a muffin with cum in the name. Here come the British to say it's a totally normal name.

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Syltti 4 points 2 years ago

Not British, but "spunk" does have a different meaning. In the dark times, it also meant having "guts" or "moxy." People still use "spunky" in the current dark times.

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TachyonTele 24 points 2 years ago

I wish I had Jussis girl 🎶

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toofpic 8 points 2 years ago

And it's a song where you bought a 18-pack of Lapin Kulta, and now you sit in a sauna with her hiding a boner, and she only looks at Jussi because he won the chainsaw competition last year, right?

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CheeryLBottom 4 points 2 years ago

Oh gawd

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saltnotsugar 20 points 2 years ago

Tired of dry ass bread? Try some JussiPussi!!

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Boxscape 16 points 2 years ago path: 0 15867785, hotness: undefined, score: 16, children: 0
passenger 10 points 2 years ago

It means jussi bag. Jussi is a boy's name. It's not jussi's bag, that would be jussin pussi. It's pronounced not like you think but instead like... idk actually how to describe it

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socialjusticewizard 7 points 2 years ago

I know enough Finnish people to know you're just pulling our legs and it really means exactly what we think.

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Boxscape 7 points 2 years ago

idk actually how to describe it

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MajinBlayze 1 point 2 years ago

Does it rhyme, and do you vocalize the j or pronounce like an English y?

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passenger 4 points 2 years ago

The j is pronounced like y. Of course it rhymes. The ussi part is like... you see? With a long s and short e lol

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solsangraal 5 points 2 years ago
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Kusimulkku 5 points 2 years ago

There's also Saturday pussi for kids and megapussi (rip)

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pastermil 5 points 2 years ago

Okay, I'll bite. Does this name actually mean anything (in Finnish)?

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peregrin5 21 points 2 years ago

Yes it means "juicy pussy".

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Condiment2085 9 points 2 years ago

Thank you for education

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ickplant 12 points 2 years ago

Apparently it means "Jussi's bag." I hope someone Finnish can confirm.

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hemko 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah or just Jussi bag. Jussi being typically man's name

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sundrei 4 points 2 years ago

Bag? Oh, like a sack!

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FelixCress 2 points 2 years ago

More like dick sheath.

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hungryphrog 3 points 2 years ago

No, Jussi's bag would be Jussin Pussi. So this is just Jussi bag.

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Creosm 4 points 2 years ago

Free marketing at its finest

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random_character_a 4 points 2 years ago

If you like that, google "Finnish national feminist writer"

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JoeTheSane 4 points 2 years ago

To balance out their dry, yeasty women?

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Diddlydee 3 points 2 years ago path: 0 15872142, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 3
FelixCress 3 points 2 years ago

Goes well with this grape juice:

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wewbull 2 points 2 years ago

Spotted Dick is not a bread. It's a sponge pudding that you cover in custard.

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Diddlydee 1 point 2 years ago

You're thinking of England. In Ireland it is often made as a sweet soda bread. My granny has made it for years.

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ininewcrow 3 points 2 years ago

They should post some ads on Pornhub

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PillowTalk420 3 points 2 years ago

Ahhh.... You wanna da jussi pussi, eh? 😏

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fibojoly 2 points 2 years ago

I'm not sure what you're on about, I'd happily eat that every day.

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ChonkyOwlbear 1 point 2 years ago
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