What job is Trump qualified for?

2 years ago by Freshparsnip to c/shittyasklemmy

burt 23 points 2 years ago

Guillotine test subject

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hungprocess 13 points 2 years ago

small boat anchor

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Zachariah 12 points 2 years ago

inmate

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umbrella 11 points 2 years ago

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adarza 11 points 2 years ago

fertilizer. and he'd be terrible at that, too.

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WatDabney 10 points 2 years ago

Walmart greeter.

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Archangel1313 4 points 2 years ago

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Rocketpoweredgorilla 9 points 2 years ago

Used car lot salesman. Spokesman for a spray paint company. Padded underwear model.

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BillDaCatt 8 points 2 years ago

Crash Test Dummy

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thelsim 6 points 2 years ago

Medical science research subject. Finding out how he is still alive with that lifestyle could benefit millions of more deserving people.

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MedicPigBabySaver 4 points 2 years ago

A & P cadaver.

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MidsizedSedan 4 points 2 years ago

Apparently McDonalds

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ReakDuck 4 points 2 years ago

Actor. He was one, and I assume he still thinks he is one, when looking at the meeting with the Ukraine President Zelensky

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MoonMelon 3 points 2 years ago

I doubt he could put in a full day or even deal with ten seconds of a rude boss or customer, but working the fries was the only time he's ever seemed genuinely happy.

Well, that and that tape where he's shooting the shit with Epstein at some party.

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MidsizedSedan 3 points 2 years ago

I would pay to see him pull a 8+ hour shift at a McDollads. Hell, i would pay his week/fornight (McDonalds) payrate to see a full livestreem of him there.

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PowerCrazy 3 points 2 years ago

President of the United States. He meets all constitutional requirements and the electoral college gave him more then half the votes. Pretty cut and dry. Beyond that when people talk about "qualifications" they are typically talking out of their ass and trying to justify something ex-post facto.

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owenfromcanada 2 points 2 years ago

Nope

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thagoat 2 points 2 years ago

Basically any job Mike Rowe did on his TV series. And Mike can join him.

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