I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.

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MinFapper 18 points a year ago

I don't think he ever said it's his first time

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MacNCheezus 6 points a year ago

Not explicitly, no

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ameancow 5 points a year ago

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festnt 12 points a year ago

wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no

what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?

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Zagorath 10 points a year ago

What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.

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festnt 6 points a year ago

i always forget birds exist, sorry

edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil

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Zagorath 2 points a year ago

Wait, what happens in Acre?

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ICastFist 10 points a year ago

Plot twist: anon is a scaly furry

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lessthanluigi 7 points a year ago

More like Ace

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Etterra 51 points a year ago

I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%

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ameancow 5 points a year ago

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acockworkorange 23 points a year ago

Obi wan Kenobi'd her.

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MacNCheezus 5 points a year ago

“These aren’t the daddies you’re looking for”

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WorldsDumbestMan 15 points a year ago

Me on Lemmy NSFW every day.

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greentext

@sh.itjust.works

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

go to feed...