How to hold onto a subway pole

a year ago by lars to c/lemmyshitpost

MinorLaceration 90 points a year ago

She's doing her best to turn it into a shitpost. Just helping OP out.

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expatriado 64 points a year ago

Tarzan did it first

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NarrativeBear 123 points a year ago

1000025960

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GratefullyGodless 34 points a year ago

To be fair though, they do show him gripping the vine with his feet...sort of.

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aislopmukbang 11 points a year ago
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saltnotsugar 53 points a year ago

Everything is a training opportunity if you have the commitment of a Jedi.

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Rentlar 31 points a year ago

That's what I call making use of Nature's gift.

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Gullible 22 points a year ago path: 0 17385907, hotness: undefined, score: 22, children: 0
GooberEar 18 points a year ago

Riding the bussy and she's got cheeks for weeks. Safety first.

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Tylerdurdon 17 points a year ago

That's nothing. Just wait until you see her use an escalator.

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ThePantser 16 points a year ago

Bung Fu Grip

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alanjaow 15 points a year ago

If she farted, would it make a ringing sound?

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GreenKnight23 2 points a year ago

is this the gen-z "if a tree falls in a forest"?

if she fart do chat goon?

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21Cabbage 13 points a year ago

We're going to be tasteful today and leave it with one simple word: DAT

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skulblaka 10 points a year ago

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Aurenkin 12 points a year ago

Make sure to hold on tight with both cheeks

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Hupf 11 points a year ago

Don't skip cheek day

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ivanafterall 3 points a year ago

As a little side bonus, every day is leg day if you've beefy enough cheeks.

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Akasazh 9 points a year ago

Mind the Gap!

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RidderSport 8 points a year ago

Eins A Scheißepfosten

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altima_neo 4 points a year ago

I wish I was that pole

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elaiden 4 points a year ago

In that moments, red shirt guy finally found happiness.

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Jerb322 5 points a year ago

Got his water bottle in a strategic place...

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PoPoP 3 points a year ago

nasty and inconsiderate

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GreenKnight23 12 points a year ago

exactly!

they should be using the front, not the back...
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Evil_Shrubbery 2 points a year ago

I bet she left the steel all bent & squeezed.

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elaiden 1 point a year ago
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