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rmuk 60 points a year ago

Do not trifle with Appellomancers.

Alt Text: "Anyone who tries to give you a new name is suspicious. Your parents, for example."

Source: https://www.oglaf.com/branding/

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SuperNovaStar 21 points a year ago

I love Oglaf so much

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azrendelmare 57 points a year ago

This is priceless!

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Im_old 119 points a year ago

No it says right there, 20gp.

But it's still very good price

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arrow74 25 points a year ago

Is it a good price though? The average wage for a commoner is 2 sp per day. The equivalent to 100 days wages for a unskilled worker.

Skilled workers earn about 2 gp per day. So this represents 10 days wages. A better bargain for sure.

Adventurers are always loaded with money, so as players our view is skewed.

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mic_check_one_two 27 points a year ago

Yeah, the adventurers really skew the economy. They just casually stroll up and loot hundreds of GP from an ancient crypt, awaken a long-forgotten lich, and then fuck off. It’s always up to the city guard to put down the inevitable undead army that the lich has raised. It truly is the definition of “capitalism for thee, socialism for me.”

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MouseKeyboard 9 points a year ago

Damn Mansa Musa

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Ziggurat 4 points a year ago

That can be an interesting story. Adventurer with their gold coins wreck a village economy until the taxperson comes

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Initiateofthevoid 9 points a year ago

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TropicalDingdong 9 points a year ago

2 gp per day

I'm this economy?

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edgemaster72 6 points a year ago

10-100 days wages for seemingly a lifetime of prevented deadnaming and misgendering? That seems like a good deal to me.

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arrow74 4 points a year ago

For the lower end calculating it as minimum wage it's the equivalent of $5,800.

Not a bad deal, but quite expensive still

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Swedneck 3 points a year ago

have we immediately forgotten what the wizard did? i'd consider a year's wages a pretty fucking good deal for changing the fabric of reality to suit me

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GalacticGrapefruit 1 point a year ago

Bro, this is still a great deal! Do you know how time-consuming and irritating the legal paperwork for a name change is? Even if you're cis and just getting married, it's a massive pain in the ass! Never mind the legal headache that is getting your gender marker updated.

And that was before the American regime started making lists for "reasons".

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cheeseandkrakens 12 points a year ago

Take my upvote

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Kbobabob 3 points a year ago

It sounded like a scene from liar liar to me.

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod 43 points a year ago

The shitty person ends up with Daphne written all over them like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar

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Tower 21 points a year ago

"The pen is BLUE!"

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Derpenheim 6 points a year ago

Or Jim Carrey in 23

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superduperpirate 23 points a year ago

Hell of a lot faster than going through the courthouse for a name change. Probably cheaper and more effective too.

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Kolanaki 16 points a year ago

"THE PEN THAT I AM HOLDING IN MY HAND IS THE COLOR BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FEMALE!"

collapses

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Stamets -1 points a year ago

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neatchee 13 points a year ago

And that's how you know you're in the forkin' Good Place

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scrion 11 points a year ago

I'd go back to college to study apellomancy in a heartbeat.

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mic_check_one_two 20 points a year ago

“So why is it 20 GP if all you did was wave your hands around and chant some incantations? Anyone could have done that…”

“Here’s an itemized bill. 1 copper piece for waving my hands around. 1 copper piece for the incantation. 1 copper piece for the scroll... 97cp, 9sp, and 19gp for the education and experience to know which hand waving, incantations, and spell scrolls to use.”

Seriously, every single freelancer or contractor has gotten the “Well I could have done that, what the hell am I paying you for? That only took you like 10 minutes” response after their education and experience makes the job look easy.

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Initiateofthevoid 10 points a year ago

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funkless_eck 3 points a year ago

not one hour ago a client emailed me annoyed that I made their 7 emails point to one web page and didn't make a separate but identical web pages for each email, obviously me being lazy.

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XM34 10 points a year ago

Fun fact, in a Campaign I'm playing, my Fey Bard simply "stole" the Deadname of our Cleric and now she has a total of four names and it's awesome for everyone 😄

The classic: "May I have your name?" blunder

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Swedneck 1 point a year ago

"hello may, i never gave you my name."
*fae catches fire and melts"

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Shanmugha 8 points a year ago

We need this

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turtlesareneat 5 points a year ago

Had to check that this wasn't written by Joss Lake as this seems like a device/power from his novel Future Feeling

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TheGreatDarkness 5 points a year ago

I suspect you could do that in Mage: the Ascension (CAN YOU GUESS WHAT CAMPAIGN I AM PREPPING?!) I could see it as Prime 5/Mind 3 for super powerful blessing that makes people lose track of thought whenever they're about to deadname you. A Mind 3/Life 2 would be less pwoerful version, you could probably add Correspondence to increase the radius of this passive effect. I do not think it may even cause too much Paradox either, it's very Cointidental magic.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 3 points a year ago

This sounds like the rpg I have been waiting for

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JackbyDev 3 points a year ago

Wtf this sounds fun

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