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a year ago by Hofmaimaier to c/dankmemes

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Liljekonvalj 65 points a year ago

Gosh darn it, if only she had a Pepsi right there.

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ThePantser 59 points a year ago

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yggstyle 17 points a year ago

That went well then... kinda like the problem never really went away.

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darthelmet 52 points a year ago

Clearly they invaded California for their strategic reserve of almonds. I wish that was more of a joke than it is given how many places we've actually messed with for the sake of some random luxury produce.

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acockworkorange 30 points a year ago

Chiquita Banana says hi.

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GeekyOnion 15 points a year ago

Watch out Mexico. These avocado toasts don't grow on trees, ya'know.

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YiddishMcSquidish 3 points a year ago

Now avocados are controlled by the cartels. 🙄

I'm over the world police bs. Cause just like at home, the police do nothing good.

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outhouseperilous 2 points a year ago

Nope, same old same old.

Look at a map of LA

Now look at a map of the grimes oil field.

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ZkhqrD5o 45 points a year ago

The Bell Riots are about a year late. :(

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peoplebeproblems 6 points a year ago

Oh jeez I knew I was forgetting something.

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FordBeeblebrox 8 points a year ago

Sadly WW3 is scheduled for right after so hopefully some humans are left to greet the Vulcans

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peoplebeproblems 5 points a year ago

Makes me wonder if April 5, 2063 is still the date of the fly by. Could we be off by a year?

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outhouseperilous 2 points a year ago

And a few miles south.

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Alpha71 38 points a year ago

I will admit that I did not have "start of the American civil war" On my 2025 Bingo card. I thought it was a couple more years away.

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Photuris 37 points a year ago

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sp3ctr4l 13 points a year ago

Same lol.

Normalcy bias is a subtle, but debilitating condition.

See also: Climate Change.

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pdxfed 9 points a year ago

After Jan I said we'd have national guard in progressive strongholds within 2 years. Didn't think they'd go only months later. Oh well, down seems to be the only way to get to up from our current predicament and the fast we hit bottom and more folks experience pain, the sooner we can grow collective values that bind us together again and take the reins back. Hope the fog clears again in my lifetime.

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DragonTypeWyvern 3 points a year ago

I didn't and still don't because I don't believe America has it in itself to pick one of the good timelines.

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GeekyOnion 9 points a year ago

Technically it started as late as 2020, and as early as 2014.

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FordBeeblebrox 6 points a year ago

I maintain it never fully stopped and Sherman didn’t burn far enough.

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Alpha71 1 point a year ago

I based my prediction on the official start of the civil war, would be when the military got involved.

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jjmoldy 27 points a year ago

This photo is from 2020

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MBech 7 points a year ago

It's also a matter of forced perspective. The armed dude is aiming far away from the woman.

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NichEherVielleicht -19 points a year ago

4 days old account trying to distract, very suspicious....

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jjmoldy 20 points a year ago

How is that a distraction? I saw this post, knew that I'd seen this photo before, and commented the year it's from. Please go ahead and explain what is objectionable about that.

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NichEherVielleicht -18 points a year ago

Regardless of the photo, it's happening now in America!

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ThrowawayPermanente 2 points a year ago

My narrative may have been false, but the fact that people found it believable tells you something

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altphoto 16 points a year ago

Photo challenge:

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YiddishMcSquidish 8 points a year ago

They say history doesn't exactly repeat itself, but it damn sure seems to rhyme a hell of a lot of the time.

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frightful_hobgoblin 16 points a year ago

there's beaucoups of oil in the Usa

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Jikiya 17 points a year ago

In LA even. Don't remember where I read it, but did read an article that there are tones of oil dereks in LA, but they all have a facade on the outside to make it look like a normal building.

The La Brea tar pits are a type of hydrocarbon after all.

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DragonTypeWyvern 5 points a year ago

Yeah California and Texas actually have the oil industry behind all their bullshit posturing about economic ideologies.

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Chivera 15 points a year ago

In 2077 they voted America the worst place to live in America

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YiddishMcSquidish 2 points a year ago

Cyberpunking intensifies.

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Etterra 14 points a year ago

Congratulations, masked, armed coward; you are now officially a state-sponsored terrorist.

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Hikuro93 9 points a year ago

And why did America invade America? Because America intends to get rich off of America's oil.

"Drill, Baby, Drill" - Trump

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outhouseperilous 4 points a year ago

Los angeles is literally sitting atop one of the biggest oil fields in the country.

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Almacca 9 points a year ago

Better than invading other countries, I guess. Keeps the shitfuckery local.

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NigelFrobisher 6 points a year ago

Caeser has already crossed the Rubicon.

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SplashJackson 5 points a year ago

Been looking forward to a new Civil War

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ThrowawayPermanente 4 points a year ago

It's about time somebody did something about those dammed Americans who ruined America

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