NATO chief calls Trump ‘Daddy’

a year ago by Redditsux to c/nottheonion

The quip came after Trump compared Israel and Iran to unruly children.
huppakee 79 points a year ago

The headline is so much better than the real thing, but it also totally covers how Trump was treated by Rutte today.

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SoupBrick 72 points a year ago

Trump, for his part, likened the conflict between Israel and Iran to "two kids in a school yard" fighting. "They fight like hell. You can't stop them. Let them fight for about two, three minutes. Then it's easier to stop them," he said.

Rutte added, "Then daddy has to sometimes use strong language."

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OmegaLemmy 53 points a year ago

Oh, it's just technically correct, Rutte was trying to be condescending haha

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stebo02 10 points a year ago

He's still a cocksucker tho, he praised trump for attacking Iran

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TropicalDingdong 63 points a year ago

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YiddishMcSquidish 33 points a year ago

What the hell is even that‽

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Zorque 16 points a year ago

I believe it's called a "jif"

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Zorsith 14 points a year ago

Jondor Calls for Aid!

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PentastarM 11 points a year ago

Jraphics Interchange Format

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TheDoozer 5 points a year ago

Giraffics Interchange Format?

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Mist101 8 points a year ago

I hear choosy mom's choose it.

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WorldsDumbestMan 5 points a year ago

I'm sorry, we don't do yiffs here.

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Rai 5 points a year ago

We’re doing ALL yiffs

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CouldntCareBear 37 points a year ago

This is what diplomacy with a narcissist looks like, and everyone is doing it. Trump whisperers are in hot demand.

The bit I find funny is trump is so dense he doesn't even realise he's being spoken to and manipulated like you would a child. In this case for a good cause, so well done Rutte.

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antithetical 35 points a year ago

Although the display was grating, Trump fell for it hook, line and sinker. Having seen Rutte in his previous role as prime-minister before this was all an act just to butter him up.

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huppakee 12 points a year ago

So that's why there was all that butter everywhere

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 7 points a year ago

No that's just how I live

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NotAGamer 33 points a year ago

Disgusting.

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Lost_My_Mind 16 points a year ago

Unrelated.....maybe you should try gaming. I suggest tetris. See, these little blocks fall, and you need to place them in lines, to get them to disappear. But if you can't, and the block of blocks gets too high, it's game over.

It's a pretty good analogy for life. Your responsibilities pile up, and then one day it all gets overwhelming and you lose control of your life.

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Kolanaki 39 points a year ago

The downvotes and reply of someone saying they're blocking you leads me to believe nobody looked at the username of the person you replied to. 🤦‍♂️

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stebo02 6 points a year ago

who ever reads usernames anyway

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tal 10 points a year ago

https://apnews.com/...

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — The falling-block video game Tetris has met its match in 13-year-old Willis Gibson, who has become the first player to officially “beat” the original Nintendo version of the game — by breaking it.

Technically, Willis — aka “blue scuti” in the gaming world — made it to what gamers call a “kill screen,” a point where the Tetris code glitches, crashing the game. That might not sound like much of a victory to anyone thinking that only high scores count, but it’s a highly coveted achievement in the world of video games, where records involve pushing hardware and software to their limits. And beyond.

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dickalan 2 points a year ago

I was wondering what age the kid was when he beat it because it would have to be young to have the quick ass reflexes to beat that shit

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Reverendender -25 points a year ago

Thank you for readily identifying yourself so it’s easier to determine that I need to block you!

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otp 16 points a year ago

I'm curious, what was that about? Lol

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Zidane 10 points a year ago

Probably thinks the dude is AI ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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bacon_pdp 13 points a year ago
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Maeve 4 points a year ago

Was thinking "Daddy Warbucks."

It's kind of gross and very disingenuous the way the article ran cover for Rutte, though. He sounds like a call girl, which by way of analogy, he is.

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Dorkyd68 5 points a year ago

Bend that knee any harder and it'll break. What a bitch

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