Staying with the bath-in-the-kitchen theme.

3 years ago by SomeoneElseMod to c/badrealestate

FlyingSquid 76 points 3 years ago

Weird location, but after a while on this community, I'm almost surprised to see a picture of a hot tub that isn't surrounded by carpet.

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moody 34 points 3 years ago

I was apartment hunting this year, and one apartment I visited had a Jacuzzi as one of its selling points. It turns out it was just a Jacuzzi-branded bathtub. In the corner of the bedroom. Surrounded by carpet.

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SomeoneElseMod 11 points 3 years ago

Omg. Tell me you have a photo!

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moody 3 points 3 years ago

I didn't think to take pictures, and the posting is long gone. I assume someone was desperate enough for an apartment that they were willing to pay for that crummy place.

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Taringano 1 point 3 years ago

I think zillow and other keep photos of these past listing's. I've seen some in the past. If you Have the address :)

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LanternEverywhere 14 points 3 years ago

Wait that's a hot tub? Holy cow, did the designers of this house never stand within 5 feet of a hot tub before? The air around a hot tub is always very humid and smells like chemicals. Plus there's always some noise even when the jets are off. Who on earth would want to put that in the middle of their main living area?!

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SpiderShoeCult 15 points 3 years ago

I think this one is meant to be just a large bathtub, so no smell of chemicals/noise and potentially just for one person or two depending on size, plus you can have a bath while waiting for your roast

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SomeoneElseMod 15 points 3 years ago

You can use the bath water to boil your potatoes when you’re done!

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Baines 6 points 3 years ago

it’s really a cauldron for a witch on the down low

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SomeoneElseMod 5 points 3 years ago

Very true!

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FatLegTed 3 points 3 years ago

Or fake grass.

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antisuck 40 points 3 years ago

I grudgingly admire the way the 3D wraparound tile was done. I mean it's horrible, but it's perhaps the best possible way to accomplish this particular version of horrible.

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Num10ck 16 points 3 years ago

including the electrical outlet in the splash zone

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Ilovethebomb 2 points 3 years ago

If it's on an RCD protected circuit, it's fine.

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NatakuNox 24 points 3 years ago

Swinger's. Enough said

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Agent641 6 points 3 years ago

I assumed porn house.

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SquishyPandaDev 3 points 3 years ago

Not while I'm cooking

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NatakuNox 6 points 3 years ago

Your orgies sound boring

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Emperor 2 points 3 years ago

Says someone who clearly hasn't accidentally splashed hot bacon fat on their genitals.

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NatakuNox 3 points 3 years ago

I call that foreplay

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BarrelAgedBoredom 3 points 3 years ago

In front of my salad?!

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Blastasaurus 1 point 3 years ago

Yeh my first thought too.

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Blaze 21 points 3 years ago

Reminds me of flats I would design in the Sims when I was a kid

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paper_clip 20 points 3 years ago

That's not a jacuzzi. That's just a very large sous vide machine.

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Agent641 3 points 3 years ago

This Guga fella is out of control

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driving_crooner 16 points 3 years ago

My house in The Sims.

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MNByChoice 15 points 3 years ago

Any chance it is a dog bath? The washer and dryer give me "utility room" vibes. The fridge is for soda, and the oven for holidays that require lots of food.

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agissilver 5 points 3 years ago

No windows at all so this is looking basementy.

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FatLegTed 3 points 3 years ago

Could be. This isn't a UK property but lots of us here have the washing machine etc. in the kitchen. We don't have the space for a utility room.

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will_a113 11 points 3 years ago

I once stayed in a timeshare that had almost this exact layout. It was exactly as stupid and disgusting as you'd imagine, but we were young and did a lot of stupid and disgusting things.

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feyo 11 points 3 years ago

Loving it. Fridge is not too far away from the tub.

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macgyveringIt 7 points 3 years ago

Don't knock it. That's where I defrost my chicken.

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Teon 6 points 3 years ago

Hey do you guys want to come over for dinner and a bath?

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SpaceNoodle 6 points 3 years ago

Sometimes you need a snack while getting frisky in the hot tub.

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Lemmylefty 15 points 3 years ago

Excuse you I am a snack. >:(

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YourHuckleberry 6 points 3 years ago

Imagine having your morning coffee in a nice warm bath...shudders.

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Infynis 5 points 3 years ago

Bathroom, kitchen, and laundry room all in one!

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athos77 7 points 3 years ago

I'm betting the room in the corner is the bathroom, along with a utility room with the hot water heater. My guess is there's some kind of issue in either bringing the water in or running drains.

Also, the one visible window is weirdly high. I'm guessing this might be a basement conversion of some kind, which fits with the possible water issue.

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SpaceNoodle 8 points 3 years ago

Underground sexy snack dungeon

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MrPloppy 4 points 3 years ago

Handy. You could peel the potatoes in the bath... 🥔

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No1 3 points 3 years ago

Then just drop them in the water when you're done. Come back in a few hours and ..... boiled potato 🙂

Mitch Hedberg knew a lot about potatoes, and we could apply his wisdom in this case. Mitch said:

It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in, even if I don’t want one. By the time it’s done, who knows?

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FatLegTed 1 point 3 years ago

Kramer would love this place, as long as there's a shower attachment.

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Phobusplusplus 4 points 3 years ago

Great way to make soup.

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Agent641 3 points 3 years ago

Heck you could have a soup kitchen.

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VicksVaporBBQrub 3 points 3 years ago

If this is the kitchen, I wanna see what's chained to the wall in the garage.

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snor10 3 points 3 years ago

If you're gonna have two wet layers, just have one.

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Caketaco 3 points 3 years ago

Finally! I can shit in the tub WHILE I’m making an omelet! :D

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loom_in_essence 1 point 3 years ago

I would still take a bath there.

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

Posting guidelines.

Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content

Rules.

This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:

Be civil, remember the human.
No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
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