Trump Gives Russia 10-Day Deadline To End Ukraine

a year ago by RmDebArc_5 to c/theonion

EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shortening the 50-day deadline he had previously given Vladimir Putin to put a stop to the war-torn country, President Donald Trump told reporters Monday he was now giving the Russian leader just “10 or 12 days” to end Ukraine once and for all. “I’m disappointed in President Putin, who has failed to halt this […]
FoolishObserver 23 points a year ago

There's gonna be a 90 day extension, right?

New reality series (unfortunately)?

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FauxLiving 1 point a year ago

They have until TikTok sells

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ThePantser 13 points a year ago

If it wasn't for the missing "war" I almost ate it.

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CosmicTurtle0 5 points a year ago

A lot of people eating the onion in the comments.

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zabadoh 11 points a year ago

The prior 3 day deadline to end Ukraine came and went.

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WizardofIs 6 points a year ago

“ You gotta stop or else!

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JohnnyCanuck 5 points a year ago

TACO time!

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SouthFresh 5 points a year ago

Putin: "LOL"

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Lemmyoutofhere 5 points a year ago

STOP! Or I will say stop again.

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icelimit 1 point a year ago

He couldn't end the country in 3 days so he's getting a few days more to get the job done.

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