I suddenly feel like a cheapskate with my 4 32:9 monitors in portrait mode mounted on a vertical column.
Rachelhazideas 59 points 3 years ago
Tldr; Guy meets blind girl. They date. Guy gets his shit together. She proposes. They get married.
original_ish_name 6 points 3 years ago
At least include a spoiler tag
Very_Bad_Janet 1 point 3 years ago
I only see one looong screenshot- it ends with a peck in the cheek. (I'm seeing this in kbin so maybe thats why I'm missing a screenshot.)
ThaijsClan -2 points 3 years ago
Thank you for the tldr! Should be mandatory if OP posts something like this
undeffeined 44 points 3 years ago
Fake or not, it was great to read a nice story.
jayrhacker 9 points 3 years ago
Not sure if I buy it but someone is cutting onions around here…
alertsleeper 1 point 3 years ago
I choose to believe
AccurstDemon 45 points 3 years ago
Just here to say, fuck this long image
tabularasa 28 points 3 years ago
Shame. It's a wonderful story. I think you could take the 5 minutes to read it.
AcesFullOfKings 15 points 3 years ago path: 0 2617101 2624926 2625382 2625716 2639092, hotness: undefined, score: 15, children: 0
alertsleeper 1 point 3 years ago
read it in a couple minutes, totally worth it after seeing 50 Trump-mugshot memes
Jackolantern 27 points 3 years ago
Wow what a nice read. Brought tears to my eyes. True or not, this shows the magic healing powers of love.
AA5B 3 points 3 years ago
Yeah, it is a nice story that I also hope os true.
However
— I always wondered whether this 4chan style of writing is real, or just parody
— now I wonder if ChatGPT can do it
Edit: yes it can! In honor of this post, I asked ChatGPT to write a love story in 4chan style, and it did!
Corkyskog 2 points 3 years ago
It's both for sure. People have discovered real live green text authors (people give out too many details, and yes there have been some very creepy "sightings")
If Jessica is real, it's very likely someone found Anon. There would likely be like 1.5 Million ppl within 3 degrees separation. Assuming American, that's probably 1.3 M Americans (to underestimate). If you remove people over 55 and under 13, that means that ~1% of the people you know have seen your greentext.
Death_Equity 20 points 3 years ago
I came here for shitposting, not to feel.
Track_Shovel 17 points 3 years ago
Plot twist: Jessica, at 12 or a little older, got black out drunk, stole her parents car, crashed and killed 2 people. 'blunt force trama' from the crash cost her her eye sight.
killeronthecorner 5 points 3 years ago
That Jessica's name?
Albert Einstein
MonkderZweite 2 points 3 years ago
Any way to make long images like this default short in the preview in Liftoff?
Smartboystupid -3 points 3 years ago
Didn’t read lol
original_ish_name 8 points 3 years ago
Your loss
anti_antidote 40 points 3 years ago
Your loss, that shit is good
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