Ejaculate asap

a year ago by SnokenKeekaGuard to c/aneurysmposting

RickyRigatoni 56 points a year ago

Can't decide if they want me to cum or go

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Senseless 22 points a year ago

Should I cum or should I go now? Should I cum or should I go now? If I cum there will be trouble, If I go it will be double.

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anonfopyapper 16 points a year ago

They want you to hurry up and ejaculate. You can't escape hurricane. Just enjoy yourself your last moments :D

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dumbass 6 points a year ago

Cumnado!

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points a year ago

"okay so no nukes but what if we get the hurricane pregnant? It'd never show up again. We'll need 50 gallons of tactical sperm"

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Justas 9 points a year ago

Gotta nut & bolt!

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psx_crab 4 points a year ago

CUM AND GO, FAST!

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TempermentalAnomaly 22 points a year ago

Hold on! I'm cumming!

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notsosure 21 points a year ago

I just did but it’s still coming STRAIGHT AT ME!!!

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FilthyShrooms 2 points a year ago

Just gotta do it again

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alaphic 18 points a year ago

So... This is what the new FEMA response is gonna be like, pretty much, huh?

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Rose_Thorne 3 points a year ago path: 0 19694946 19695019, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
alaphic 2 points a year ago

I bet in first class, that's taken care of for ya too...

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Naich 9 points a year ago

Give me a hand then, and I'll be faster.

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A_norny_mousse 9 points a year ago

I love it when you talk dirty to me

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Caveman 7 points a year ago

YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!

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Deceptichum 6 points a year ago
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Pat_Riot 6 points a year ago

That storm can blow me

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snooggums 2 points a year ago

So... she needs to pee?

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