Stupid plant

10 months ago by Stamets to c/whitepeopletwitter

daveywaveyboy 42 points 10 months ago

You are going to be delighted when you see a pineapple growing too

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dalekcaan 32 points 10 months ago

photo of pineapples being grown

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victorz 8 points 10 months ago

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dontpanic 4 points 10 months ago

Pineapple plants are stabby bastards too. I see those ones in the pic have been declawed lol.

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yermaw 2 points 10 months ago

Harvest Moon didnt even lie to me!

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ook 15 points 10 months ago
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MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown 12 points 10 months ago

Hmmm…

More like:

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LemmyFeed 37 points 10 months ago

While asparagus does grow single shoots like this, I suspect this picture is staged. I grow asparagus and you never get that many pop up at once and all grow the same exact height. They're also too spread out for a single plant, usually they will grow from a fairly central point per plant.

It looks more like this:

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Tollana1234567 1 point 10 months ago

the other pic is mostly from a grocery store where its all bundled together and it was bunched together on the ground for the picture.

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Almacca 20 points 10 months ago

It grows super fast as well. Something like 6 inches a day. Second only to bamboo, apparently. (Source: my one brief flirtation with manual labour was picking asparagus in the Northern Territory)

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cRazi_man 14 points 10 months ago

Sounds like a bad pickup line.

"Hey babe, guess what can grow 6 inches today".

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Aussiemandeus 8 points 10 months ago

The Northern Territory of Australia?

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Almacca 4 points 10 months ago

That's the one. A place called Ti Tree.

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Aussiemandeus 3 points 10 months ago

Wild, i didn't think we had the weather for it, especially down at Ti tree that's so close to the middle.

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Almacca 3 points 10 months ago

This was in like 1993, so who knows if it's still there.

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Bonesince1997 7 points 10 months ago

Asparagrass

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