I'm fine with being stupid

a year ago by Stamets to c/science_memes

Dampyr 84 points a year ago

Why does it remind me of this?

meme kissing

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Stamets 50 points a year ago

Jesus Christ lmao

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grue 16 points a year ago

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Corkyskog 77 points a year ago

I found this to help me imagine the shape:

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PaintedSnail 7 points a year ago

Wouldn't that make the face on the right non-planar?

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scratchee 7 points a year ago

If you’re free to put the center vertex anywhere, then I’d think you could position it to avoid that…

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Tlaloc_Temporal 4 points a year ago

That scutoid (possibly all of them, I don't know) is just a pentagonal prism with a corner cut off.

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BartyDeCanter 1 point a year ago
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betanumerus 2 points a year ago
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krooklochurm 58 points a year ago

STOP MAKING NEW SHAPES.

WE HAVE ENOUGH SHAPES.

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SkaveRat 48 points a year ago

I'm not sure.

My doctor always says that I'm out of shape, so I'm sure I should get a new one

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krooklochurm 13 points a year ago

We already have all the shapes we need. Square. Circle. Octagon. Tetrahedron. Tesseract. Penis.

That's enough shapes.

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noodly_appendage 14 points a year ago

Did you just skip Hexagons?! Hexagons are the Bestagons!

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krooklochurm 10 points a year ago

Octagons and hexagons are the same thing. It's right there in the name. Gon. It's okay, many people think they're different shapes, it's a very very common misconception.

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I_am_10_squirrels 1 point a year ago

A penis is just a fancy cylinder

And a dildo is just a penis with flair

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stringere 2 points a year ago path: 0 20153917 20154156 20174415, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
SaveTheTuaHawk 8 points a year ago

Cybertruckoid.

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krooklochurm 5 points a year ago

SEE?

END THE MADNESS.

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buddascrayon 3 points a year ago

The Universe: fuck you, i do what i want

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seraphine 2 points a year ago

im playinf way too much shapez 2 atm. cool game, i recommend

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psx_crab 43 points a year ago

Finally, they made Polygon 2

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Maultasche 9 points a year ago

When will we get Polygon Z?

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nop 2 points a year ago

I'm waiting for the 2 film reboot.

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pr06lefs 31 points a year ago

scutoids be like

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Stamets 23 points a year ago

Jesus Christ lmao

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Kanda 31 points a year ago

Ah just make it a 3d rectangle and slap a +/-10% on it

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AlchemicalAgent 7 points a year ago

Ah, a fellow engineer!

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Zerush 23 points a year ago

The area is very easy to calc, its only adding clear poligons, basic geometry. Somewhat harder to calculate the volumen of this thing.

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Paula_Tejando 11 points a year ago

Your spanish is leaking, mate.

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DonPiano 9 points a year ago

Fun: The leak looks the same as if it had sprung from german!

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betanumerus 6 points a year ago

Volume is also nothing but polygons, where accuracy depends on number of slices.

Or: dump it in a water tub and measure height of water line.

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Zerush 2 points a year ago

Yeah, the easy way, but not so easy with pen and paper (also only basic math, but a lot)

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betanumerus 3 points a year ago
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turdcollector69 2 points a year ago

It's not hard to say at all, "if the integral can be solved analytically or not" is hardly a tongue twister

Try "she sells sea shells by the sea shore." Now that's hard to say

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betanumerus 1 point a year ago
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kameecoding 21 points a year ago

Scutoid these nuts, lmao

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LanguageIsCool 11 points a year ago
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rumba 12 points a year ago path: 0 20153852, hotness: undefined, score: 12, children: 1
Lemminary 3 points a year ago

Oh wow somebody did that

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stupidcasey 12 points a year ago

Looks like a bunch of triangles to me

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WanderingThoughts 8 points a year ago

Reticulating Splines

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Venus_Ziegenfalle 3 points a year ago

You may ignore curvature for this assignment

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stupidcasey 3 points a year ago

Ma'am before you said that I had already started to convert to a flat earther our education system thanks you.

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salacious_coaster 11 points a year ago

Any teachers here wanna weigh in on the ability of current kids' ability to write complete sentences, let alone calculate the area of this shape?

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Lemminary 14 points a year ago

on the ability of current kids’ ability

XD

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salacious_coaster 5 points a year ago

-50 persuasion

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Droggelbecher 7 points a year ago

Given enough time and known lengths, most of my students should be able to calculate the surface area of this by the time they graduate. They'd just split everything into triangles and quadrangles, use the formula for each, then add everything together. It's not that useful of an exercise though, didactically speaking, because once you grasp that process, it's just repetitive and lengthy. There'd have to be a LOT of given values to make this solvable, too.

On a more subjective note, they can also form sentences. They just don't want to when colloquial speech brings the point across just as well and it's an informal setting. The same is true for most people of all ages in my experience.

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silicon 0 points a year ago

Not without chatgpt they can't...

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ouRKaoS 6 points a year ago

Incredible

Why would they change shapes!? SHAPES IS SHAPES!

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butterycroissant 5 points a year ago

honestly not even sure how i remember doing complex math in hs

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slaneesh_is_right 3 points a year ago

I used to be pretty good at math, especially when it comes to shapes. The other day i had to calculate a triangle to order bricks, i almost lost my damn mind.

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ExLisper 5 points a year ago

Wake up everyone, a new shape just dropped!

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ZILtoid1991 4 points a year ago

Scutoid is best toid!

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betanumerus 4 points a year ago

Better than rheumatoid stuff.

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Devjavu 1 point a year ago

What other toids are there?

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ZILtoid1991 3 points a year ago

It's just a joke on the "hexagon is bestagon" saying.

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Devjavu 3 points a year ago

I know, but I wanna know about the other toids, to see if the scutoid is really the bestoid.

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TwentySeven 2 points a year ago

Altoids

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Devjavu 1 point a year ago

No Crtltoids or Youngtoids or sum?

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usualsuspect191 4 points a year ago

Wasn't this discovered years ago?

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sbeak 3 points a year ago

I thought area was for 2D things, and volume is for 3D things? Or does he mean surface area?

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FridaySteve 4 points a year ago

Surface area. It's Twitter, give people a break.

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Treczoks 4 points a year ago

It’s Twitter, give people a break.

No. People who still use Twitter/X are already broken...

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FridaySteve 4 points a year ago

True, I should have said "lower your expectations" and just left it there.

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sbeak 1 point a year ago

Fair enough

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betanumerus 1 point a year ago
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sbeak 1 point a year ago

Yeah, surface area!

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buddascrayon 1 point a year ago

Well there's also the fact that this has more to do with biology than geometry. So this guy's a moron on multiple levels.

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Juice 3 points a year ago

So how would you calculate this?

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betanumerus 7 points a year ago

You need the length of each edge. Probably some angles too. Make triangles. Double each triangle into a parallelogram. bh/2 for each one. Sum. Mostly just tedious because there are so many.

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IzzyScissor 3 points a year ago

It's only 3 pentagons, 1 hexagon, 1 triangle and 3 rectangles for a total of 20 component triangles. Easy!

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Fedizen 3 points a year ago

Looks like a pentagon on one side and hexagon on the other, aka soccerball pattern. I would be very surprised if the volumes don't work out close enough just approximating them with [average area of ends] x [length]

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1984 2 points a year ago

My life now feels complete with this incredibly important piece of information.

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stray 1 point a year ago

You know where to put it.

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finitebanjo 1 point a year ago

I'm sure that would be more beginning of college level math, and then revisited in Calculus

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Nurse_Robot -18 points a year ago

God damn your spam is everywhere

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Nythos 15 points a year ago

Just block them and move on if you think their posts are spam

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Stamets 14 points a year ago

They're commenting on the text that I made to two rounds of post trying to help a friend escape an abusive relationship. They're quite angry about it and, in yelling at me for spamming it, has resorted to spamming the same comment over and over again on every post I've made.

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foofiepie 14 points a year ago

Looks like you did manage to help them though - so just ignore the troll.

FWIW I’d only seen one of your posts. Glad to see your friend has a a way out.

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Stamets 7 points a year ago

Oh I've been around on lemmy for a couple years now and trolls like that aren't exactly a threat. I don't mean to sound full of myself, but I just post way too often for them to even noticed anymore. I usually get sent screenshots or links on Matrix/Discord like "LOL did you see this?" to which I definitely did not. Was just hard to ignore every single post having a single comment on it, something that isn't really that typical for Lemmy. Especially not that quickly. I keep an eye on general trends of things. If people don't like a thing I stop posting the thing. But individual children screaming into the night? Meh. All I see in my head is just a giant filter with [REDDITOR] written over it half the time.

But.

Even if I did give the remotest of a shit about a toddler, I don't care about this circumstance. I post a lot and I made a deal to myself that I'd take two rounds of posting and add in a link to Aeronmelons post. He made it a week ago and didn't get a ton of attention. That combined with a ko-fi issue meant that things weren't super awesome for him. So I wanted to boost it again a little bit. Bump the thread. He's going through hell right now and I went through something similar but far less brutal. I'll do a lot for my friends and this? Isn't much. So even if I did care about people getting angry at me on the internet, I don't care when it means that there is a chance to help him. WELL worth the trade off, as far as I'm concerned. I'd gladly do it again.

Doing nothing is easier and might make people happier but doesn't get anything done. If I piss off a few people then oh well. I'm sorry for that. Hope they forgive me. But I'm not sorry I did it. I hope they can understand that, even if they don't respect or agree with it.

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