Wyr: If your toilet was sentient would you rather it crave your bodily waste or hate you for it?

a year ago by SnokenKeekaGuard to c/wouldyourather

Rhynoplaz 9 points a year ago

Definitely crave it.

Otherwise, you're literally a slave owner.

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Assassassin 9 points a year ago

Option C: my toilet is an academic and critiques my eating habits

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thesohoriots 6 points a year ago

Reviewer #2 is not pleased.

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TranquilTurbulence 6 points a year ago

Aroma was sufficiently powerful. Too little fiber, brown hue was disappointing. 2/10, would not recommend.

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quediuspayu 3 points a year ago

Question: does it have a way to letting me know?

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SnokenKeekaGuard 4 points a year ago

Yeah. It moans if it likes it, silent if it doesn't

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667 6 points a year ago

TIL my toilet is sentient, and very unhappy.

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quediuspayu 2 points a year ago

LOL. Fuck it, I'm using a chamber pot.

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archonet 2 points a year ago

If my toilet were sentient, I choose option 3: I'm getting a new, non-sentient toilet.

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