Crawford Giving Out Candy 😻😹😺🐾🍫🪙

a year ago by deepdivedylan to c/cat

snoons 33 points a year ago

Crawford has coin if you have wares

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deepdivedylan 11 points a year ago

True. But Crawford only accepts the highest quality wares.

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teft 24 points a year ago

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deepdivedylan 21 points a year ago

People have robbed Crawford before. For some reason, none of them survived! 🙀🪙

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YiddishMcSquidish 6 points a year ago

His coat is like tenfloof shields.

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its_kim_love 5 points a year ago

You're 10 ply bud

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YiddishMcSquidish 4 points a year ago

Tell your mom to quit liking swim trunks pictures on shirebook.

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its_kim_love 3 points a year ago

Your mom carved her sidgle on my bedframe, now what am I going to tell Marry's mom when she comes over?

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Macallan 3 points a year ago

Thank you.

I wish there was an active PhotoshooBattles community on lemmy.

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teft 3 points a year ago

Be the change you want to see. It only takes one person being active to get a community going and hopefully people will follow. I'd be down for some photoshop (gnu image manipulation) battles so if you do start one let me know.

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Macallan 2 points a year ago

I would be willing to engage and comment, but I am far from a content creator. I don't have any Photoshop programs or experience. Hell, I don't even own a PC. Just a company work laptop.

This would be the extent of my skills:

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OpenStars 7 points a year ago

Choose the coin over petting me - I dare you! 😼

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deepdivedylan 5 points a year ago

Either way, you'll pay 😹🙀🪙

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OpenStars 3 points a year ago

By proceeding, you have chosen death. Fortunately you now have another choice to make: to be murdered by teefs 🦷, or clerws 🐾.

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Wizard_Pope 7 points a year ago

Does he have any requirements the recipients must fullfil?

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ummthatguy 13 points a year ago

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deepdivedylan 9 points a year ago

Crawford knows the capital of Assyria because Crawford is smart kitty 😹

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ummthatguy 8 points a year ago

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deepdivedylan 7 points a year ago

That's the best way to get maximum coin! 😻😹🍫🪙

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FuglyDuck 5 points a year ago

I really wish they showed Worf becoming a total Cat Dad- with his quarters decked out in cat runs, Worf getting all Steve Irwin watching Spot hunt ("What a maginficent hunter!")... all the cat toys. Trips to the holodeck to get outside... maybe even setting up those holographic table thingies for mice and things.

like you know Spot had Worf wrapped around his paw.

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Wizard_Pope 2 points a year ago

Bring it on.

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deepdivedylan 6 points a year ago

If you need to ask, you don't meet the requirements!

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Wizard_Pope 4 points a year ago

😭

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elderorb 5 points a year ago

Khajiit had wares, all sold out.

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InFerNo 2 points a year ago

So majestic! I have to ask, is hair a bit problem when spring comes around? I have 2 shorthairs and they certainly have their moments.

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deepdivedylan 1 point a year ago

We trim him in the spring to prevent infestations. We let him have his fur now because it's getting colder.

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Lost_My_Mind 1 point a year ago

I want to brush those knotts out of your cats fur. Such a pretty kitty, but so many small knotts.

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deepdivedylan 3 points a year ago

Very few stylists who tried to style Crawford has survived. 🙀🪮🪒

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OpenStars 2 points a year ago

I imagine it went something a little like...

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baggachipz 1 point a year ago

If you abuse that cat half as bad as you abuse emoji, I’m calling the ASPCA immediately

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deepdivedylan 4 points a year ago

🙀

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spookz 1 point a year ago
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Angelevo 1 point a year ago

So sweet! A better type of candy does exist though.

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deepdivedylan 3 points a year ago

Chocolate covered kitty nose? 😻😹😺🐾🍫

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Angelevo 1 point a year ago

xD

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