The Palantir Stare aka The Thiel Razzle

9 months ago by MTZ to c/lemmyshitpost

tuckerm 98 points 9 months ago

Peter Thiel gives himself blood transfusions with the blood of younger people in order to slow the aging process. It is a procedure that scientists call "not working."

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Xanthobilly 18 points 9 months ago

Has he tried it with an HIV patient? For science?

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Formfiller 18 points 9 months ago

I heard a direct blood transfusion with an Ebola patient will make you immortal

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psoul 8 points 9 months ago

I heard that you can only catch prions once… just saying.

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Tollana1234567 11 points 9 months ago

he mustve gotten the advice from bryan johnson who is also doing the same thing, getting blood from his son, he looks like a vampire.

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chwilson 21 points 9 months ago

Can’t hear Bryan’s name without remembering him tweeting about his 19 year old kid’s boners

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Tangent5280 16 points 9 months ago

Ah yes, the one thing that all 19 year old guys want - their boner data to be made public. I hope the billionaire money is eniugh to properly insulate him or atleast to pay for therapy.

But Lmao at "stand tall, be firm"

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LemmyThinkAboutIt 3 points 9 months ago

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GeneralVincent 1 point 9 months ago

I was curious how he tracked that

https://talktoadam.com/adam-sensor

Found it. Kinda tempted to try it as a trans woman, HRT typically lowers the number of random erection. Wonder if there's any, or what 'AndroAge" it thinks I am

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Draegur 7 points 9 months ago

To be fair who ever heard of any billionaire ACTUALLY working?

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OrteilGenou 7 points 9 months ago

Bravo

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Assassassin 61 points 9 months ago

Thiel looks like Voldemort with a nose.

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Fandangalo 72 points 9 months ago

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ApathyTree 23 points 9 months ago

Too much life in the eyes, too much color in the skin.

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MTZ 14 points 9 months ago

Incredible.

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Fedizen 13 points 9 months ago

This actually makes him look more human

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Assassassin 7 points 9 months ago

Immaculate, wish i could give you 10 upvotes.

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TommyJohnsFishSpot 2 points 9 months ago

Lemmy gold is right there....

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Assassassin 7 points 9 months ago

Woah buddy, I don't have cash for gold in this economy

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BackgrndNoize 2 points 9 months ago

Somehow this is an improvement over his actual face lol

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too_high_for_this -1 points 9 months ago

Is this AI? Gross

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db2 30 points 9 months ago

Voldemort was less of a cartoonish villain.

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Assassassin 25 points 9 months ago

Voldemort at least had style. Thiel is just a weird loser.

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Fedizen 5 points 9 months ago

Volfemort also waged a war on a high school for wizards. Imo voldemort is more of a David Koresh / Waco situation while Theil is a run of the mill psychopath who is incredibly rich.

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TropicalDingdong 13 points 9 months ago

Thiel looks like Voldemort with a nose.

Voldemort with a nose is just Voldemort, without a nose, with a nose.

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Assassassin 10 points 9 months ago

You're right, but I am contractually obligated to tell you to fuck off.

I will still be giving you an upvote.

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JoeBigelow 3 points 9 months ago

What good is an assassin with 3 asses? The normal number of two already seems burdensome and here you are sporting a third.

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Assassassin 4 points 9 months ago

You see, one is a decoy ass. Not unlike a lizard, it will break off when attacked.

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sp3ctr4l 50 points 9 months ago

Also, this guy is a self-taught expert on 'the Anti-Christ', and really, really wants you to know he is not the Anti-Christ, its uh, actually, Greta Thunberg, or something.

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boonhet 15 points 9 months ago

I thought AI regulations were the anti-christ

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Fedizen 7 points 9 months ago

The real antichrist is taxing rich people

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Tollana1234567 12 points 9 months ago

he made a deal with a demon

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AngryCommieKender 6 points 9 months ago path: 0 20340053 20346870, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 1
sp3ctr4l 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah, as an ex or deconverted fundamentalist, it is somewhere between hilarious and terrifying to me how... just fucking obvious it is that all of these nutjob theofacsists just are worshipping people who meet basically all the criteria.

They are the idiots who would be fooled by false miracles, they follow the lawless one.

They're so incredibly deluded.

Here's my uh, off the cuff, 'end times' theory:

The Rapture did happen.

No one was saved, because none are worthy.

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Part4 25 points 9 months ago

He is mentally ill.

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Formfiller 28 points 9 months ago

All billionaires are mentally ill

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GreenKnight23 4 points 9 months ago

greed is an illness like any other mental illness.

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Formfiller 2 points 9 months ago

It’s a form of hoarding disorder

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Tollana1234567 23 points 9 months ago

this guy also had a "boy toy" last year that got allegdly "defenestrated" in florida. the bf was becoming increasingly concerned about thiels anti-lgbtq+ policies, and was becoming too public for THIELS liking.

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olbaidiablo 20 points 9 months ago

He looks like a necropedozoophile.

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the_q 17 points 9 months ago
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ZkhqrD5o 12 points 9 months ago

Peter Thiel is mentally retarded. No two ways about it.

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Broadfern 11 points 9 months ago

If the bug guy from MiB had a baby with Duke Nukem, killed the offspring, had Madame Toussad make a wax replica of the corpse, and burned down the museum the result would still look like a better representation of a person than Peter Thiel.

Evil takes of a hell of a toll on these sumbitches.

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Splenetic 5 points 9 months ago

He looks like hes growing a new skeleton next to his Old one

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DrDystopia 11 points 9 months ago

Oh god he's looking to the side but I can feel him staring straight into my browser history.

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psoul 3 points 9 months ago

Well, show the class: what do you have to hide?

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demizerone 11 points 9 months ago

He looks like someone that's in the Epstein files.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 7 points 9 months ago

I randomly got a job recommendation from one of the sites that looked for exactly my programming skill set. I was interested until I saw what company it was -- Palantir. GOD DAMN IT. On the plus side, most of these job listings are fake anyway, so it was probably just a phishing attempt of sorts based on my resume. At least the AI isn't smart enough yet to know they should not mention Palantir with me.

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zd9 6 points 9 months ago

this meme is SO 2025-coded

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lechekaflan 6 points 9 months ago

Punchable face.

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Fedizen 4 points 9 months ago

Poo Steel

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sundray 4 points 9 months ago

It's evil Peter Garrett!

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CannonFodder 3 points 9 months ago

The fuck is freedomcel?

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OldSageRick 11 points 9 months ago

Its a word play, like incel (being involuntary celibate), but despite the word being a shortening soon enough internet gave birth to femcel. This had the same meaning as incel but for women, or more accurately female. Although the original in theory could be used for anyone it became a more or less 4chan exclusive (as in you are using 4chan -> you are an incel).

That all being context, now a words with a XYZcel structure became used to say marginalized (not necessary, but the person using it believes it true) community with some core identifying mark.

Freedomcel by that logic means a marginalized group of people who like freedom.

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OrteilGenou 6 points 9 months ago

Commentcel level shitcelling

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psoul 2 points 9 months ago

Ok go back to the gatekeepcels

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lugal 1 point 9 months ago

It's only gatekeeping when you have the authority to exclude people
#gatekeepinggatekeeping

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lugal 11 points 9 months ago

Since this is on shitpost, I hope it's not really a thing

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Soulg 10 points 9 months ago

It's a joke

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DrDystopia 2 points 9 months ago

Those involuntarily without freedom.

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