I do own a body weight scale.

a year ago by peopleproblems to c/dull_mens_club

Krudler 21 points a year ago

You think you're better than me?

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Ceruleum 8 points a year ago

Do you have a scale?

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Krudler 7 points a year ago

I decline comment

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TheTurner 15 points a year ago

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swab148 7 points a year ago

I actually gained like 30 lbs after I stopped drinking, turns out I was using booze as a substitute for food, oops

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Lost_My_Mind 3 points a year ago

Can you imagine The Walking Dead if the zombies were on a diet?

Braiiins!!!! BRAIIIINS!!!!!

No Carl. It's not our cheat day.

BRAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!

No Carl! I know the cravings are hard, but you lost 5lbs. Stay strong!

.........brains.

I know.

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Lembot_0005 11 points a year ago

It is some pun, I suppose? Can explain?

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peopleproblems 14 points a year ago

Context: https://lemmy.world/post/38814537

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hOrni 8 points a year ago

I don't understand that one either.

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claimsou 8 points a year ago

People do not want to know their weight. That’s it. It’s some self directed irony.

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MigratingApe 11 points a year ago

Dare: now post a photo while standing on it. The scale must be turned on.

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probable_possum 9 points a year ago

Belly may be in the line of sight?

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seggturkasz 8 points a year ago

I'm really enjoy this drama! I hope someone one-ups, saying he has a scale but has no gravity to use it or something.

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FistingEnthusiast 7 points a year ago

Superbly played

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hOrni 7 points a year ago

I own one too. I've been afraid to step on it for the last 16 months, but it's there.

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Vex_Detrause 1 point a year ago

Schrodinger Weight. Your either heavy nor light.

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malware 6 points a year ago

Mine still shows 134 kilos. 🚬🚬 Lying scales.

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user224 5 points a year ago

Then own it, show it who's the boss here.

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mvirts 5 points a year ago

I took the sim card out of my 4G scale so I wouldn't be able to send my weight to its masters

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1. Relevant commentary on your own dull life. Posts should be about your own dull, lived experience. This is our most important rule. Direct questions, random thoughts, comment baiting, advice seeking, many uses of "discuss" rarely comply with this rule.

2. Original, Fresh, Meaningful Content.

3. Avoid repetitive topics.

4. This is not a search engine
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