Clicks, Eyeballs, Engagement

9 months ago by balderdash to c/lemmyshitpost

rainbowbunny 48 points 9 months ago

Which one is this?

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Cenotaph 45 points 9 months ago

Humblebrag?

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Sgt_choke_n_stroke 27 points 9 months ago

Thirst trap... clearly

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galacticbackhoe 7 points 9 months ago

Hey ugh...you wanna drink?

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BremboTheFourth 13 points 9 months ago

I could see humblebrag, but also ragebait. Mostly because the people using words like that tend to enrage me

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jaybone 16 points 9 months ago

Humbleslop, boomerbrag, healthbait, gendershit.

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BremboTheFourth 9 points 9 months ago

oh god oh fuck

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Fedizen 1 point 9 months ago

Slop

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RememberTheApollo_ 38 points 9 months ago

Healthshit. Gotta be a better term, an updated version of snake oil.

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jaybone 23 points 9 months ago

Mediscam?

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gon 15 points 9 months ago

Can't we just call it snake oil?

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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds 2 points 9 months ago

snakeoilslop is kinda long, but I'm ok with it

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gon 6 points 9 months ago

In the oil, straight up slopping it. And by "it", hehe, let's just say... my snake

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TachyonTele 1 point 9 months ago

Penis!

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Rusty 9 points 9 months ago

Goop?

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RememberTheApollo_ 5 points 9 months ago

I’m partial to β€œVagina Eggs” myself.

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VerilyFemme 7 points 9 months ago

Holistislop?

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Agent641 2 points 9 months ago

Gwenslop

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BlameTheAntifa 30 points 9 months ago

One way to solve that is to stop going to Reddit.

🫳

🎀

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salacious_coaster 25 points 9 months ago

Who's gonna tell him?

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Scubus 27 points 9 months ago

Yeah after blocking everything related to trump, my feed is basically shitposts and ai. Really makes me want to just check out on the internet.

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jaybone 11 points 9 months ago

Somewhat off topic, but this makes me think, I’d be curious to see a list of the most blocked communities on Lemmy. Instance admins could make that available.

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TachyonTele 3 points 9 months ago

Gotta be nsfw or hexbear

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TheBat 2 points 9 months ago
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turdcollector69 3 points 9 months ago

I've been feeling more and more that I want to quit the internet almost entirely.

Like you can't get away from it completely and gaming is still fun but all of the social aspects have either become slop or incredibly toxic.

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Tlf 2 points 9 months ago

Unfortunately public life tends to rely more and more on Internet services. I think the right to remain offline needs to be established, otherwise there is no chance of checking out like that

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TankovayaDiviziya 25 points 9 months ago

We should end these and start class war. Class divide is the root cause of it all.

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Fedizen 18 points 9 months ago

Truly the jerkle of life.

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VerilyFemme 11 points 9 months ago

Honestly, is this a bad thing? It's so easy to get lost in the cacophony of internet noise that being able to identify the intent of a post is kinda helpful.

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roserose56 10 points 9 months ago

Don't forget every thing Trump says and USA users fighting in the comments.

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yumyumsmuncher 7 points 9 months ago

trump trump Epstein Epstein

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WoodScientist 6 points 9 months ago

Not like this...

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arin 6 points 9 months ago

Ai ai brain rot

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MehBlah 6 points 9 months ago

He can't see the zoomer angst?

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morrowind 3 points 9 months ago

It's usually zoomer depression

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MehBlah 2 points 9 months ago

That doesn't count all generations are depressed.

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ddplf 5 points 9 months ago

Everyone's facebook feed. And you can't do anything about it, can't even block shit because it just replaces the shitcontent with brainrot.

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hanke 5 points 9 months ago

Very nice

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lechekaflan 4 points 9 months ago

Naturally, the Facebook app simply pushes a lot more unwanted content it recommends based on one's usage patterns.

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PrimeMinisterKeyes 3 points 9 months ago

No strawmen?

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WinGirl99 3 points 9 months ago

twitter in a nutshell

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