WYR: Have sex with a mermaid, or a reverse mermaid (Fish head with human body) (Your Preferred gender, top/bottom is the same gender)

a year ago by SnokenKeekaGuard to c/wouldyourather

SnokenKeekaGuard 9 points a year ago

All that caviar 🤤

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SnokenKeekaGuard 14 points a year ago

I just disgusted myself 😭

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Lemminary 4 points a year ago

Post nut clarity be like:

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Kernal64 3 points a year ago

🤣

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DScratch 0 points a year ago

Yeah baby, spray that shit.

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Albbi 8 points a year ago

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TheGiantKorean 7 points a year ago

Mermaid body, so she can lay her eggs and I can ejaculate onto them.

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SnokenKeekaGuard 3 points a year ago

Or sell em to restaurants!

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CanadaPlus 2 points a year ago

Hey, 50% chance it's not cannibalism, right?

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TheGiantKorean 1 point a year ago

NOOO OUR CHILDREN

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jjjalljs 5 points a year ago

Human top. Face and such is important.

The real problem is I can't really swim, so that's going to limit our interactions.

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CanadaPlus 5 points a year ago

Mermaid. Adjustments can be made for the lower bits, or even external fertilisation, but a giant fish head staring at me would ruin everything.

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ChicoSuave 4 points a year ago

Looking for a lady who's one eight mermaid and she uses her maiden fish name to sell her fish art.

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tomiant 3 points a year ago

Mermaid head. Just fuck her mouf what's the contention here?

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dwemthy 4 points a year ago

Have you considered fish mouth? Probably get some serious suction

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tomiant 1 point a year ago

It's either fuck human head or fuck fish ass. Pick yourself.

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HubertManne 2 points a year ago

Any sex act?

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SnokenKeekaGuard 2 points a year ago

Now I don't even wanna know what youre planning

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